Wayne's World, Wayne's World

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
They Follow (Summary)
Countdown: 929 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 133
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Wayne Matthews offered sermon filler for PKG’ers this weekend. Wayne has recommitted himself to Weinland’s con.

He plays second fiddle to Ron asking, "Where could we go if we have the Truth?" Much of the sermon was spent reinforcing Ron’s leadership. We can’t understand unless God gives it.

Wayne talked about evidence for PKG being the truth, but did not go into detail and did not go anywhere near Ron’s failed prophecies. “Things will really get shaken up when the earthquakes start moving onto land.”

Wayne has deluded himself. That’s OK because time is ticking away and Wayne will once again be faced with the reality that he has allowed himself to be misled.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland in Sin City

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 936 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 134
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Vegas, baby, Vegas!

Where else would the most powerful prophet ever hold a senior elders meeting? Ron scoffs at the Devil’s power.

Why would Ron go to a place know for sin – when he is so sensitive to it? Are any of the elders chaffing over having Laura over them?

Ron has trouble setting his clock so he doesn’t go over two hours. Sheesh.

A member had a stint put in because he was not healed by Ron.

Ron argues that Jerusalem is worse than Vegas in terms of sinfulness. Ron notes again the absence of physical evidence of the Great Tribulation especially the absence of the 2nd Trumpet which Ron assures his audience is coming – and will begin a process - Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabity, blah, blah, blah.

Ron takes a stroll down memory lane and takes a swipe at the leader of the Church of Philadelphians. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabity, blah, blah, blah.

And the 2nd Trumpet still delays…

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Running Out of Time

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 943 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 135
Fulfilled Prophecies:

Detroit this week, Ron reviews his world travel plans. Although not claiming it as prophecy Ron claims the earliest Europe could rise (5th Trumpet) is June 27, 2010 and at the latest August 21, 2011. This is of course based on previous prophecies.

Ron makes a great deal of saying “it’s a process, it’s a process, it’s a process” (the working out of prophecy) and a matter of humility, too.

Intermission: Dill Weed, Jr. needs a head scratch.

This sermon is part of the 6th Thunder – Ron and Laura becoming known as God’s prophets. Well – we will see. Ron didn’t want to go into it. Ron doesn’t have the foggiest idea when Europe will arise, but that the 2nd, 3rd and 4th Trumpets could happen June 26, 2010 or perhaps earlier.

Ron dangles the possibility of God delaying the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Trumpets until just before the 5th Trumpet. You’ve got to fight for this way of life. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The longer this delays the better for us. (Yeah, more tithes for retirement.)

Ron has been buying gold and silver for the Great Tribulation. Ron states he and Laura will end up in Europe. Probably, in Nice, retired.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Take Heed That No Man Deceive You

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Meaning of Times (Summary)
Countdown: 950 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 136
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0


Speaking from Cincinnati this week. More ‘times’ talk. Ron tells of his international air travel woes. Seems his flight to Australia was delayed by computer problems. Boo-Hoo.

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Some 310 days in Ronald Weinland’s Great Tribulation whimpers on. There has been no ‘moving onto land’ of the earthquakes that have been happening in the world’s oceans (as predicted by Ron.) Ron still doesn’t know when the 2nd Trumpet will occur. He won't known until it happens. (Surprise!)

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Time, Times, and Half a Time. Doh!

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Time (Summary)
Countdown: 957 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 137
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

The Last Great Day has arrived!
What will Ron reveal?
New earthshaking prophecy?
New biblical interpretation?
Ron opens up with about 15 minutes of generalities. Ron compares the church to the woman in Revelation who flees to the wilderness. He dredges up ancient history of the church when California placed COG in receivership. Blah, blah, blah, blah…

Ron brings up Tkach (as the son of perdition) and his apostasy and death 40 weeks later. Ron likens this to a flood out of the dragon’s mouth against the church.

A time is no longer 360 days, but now is 280 days. This doesn’t change the 1260 days of the Two Witnesses’ ministry. *yawn*

Be thankful the physical part of the Great Tribulation didn’t begin December 14, 2008.

Thunders to magnify, Blah, blah, blah, blah… God has delayed the physical parts of the tribulation by 280 days because of the church's fast. Europe, at the latest might arise late August of 2011. The US could continue to exist until then or maybe sooner - summer of 2010. This is absolute. China might not come on the scene until 2012.

Apocalypse postponed, again. Back to ho-hum sermons.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Double *YAWN*

There are things worse than one Ron sermon per week. Try NINE. Ugh.

Well, I summarize them briefly. You might imagine my boredom. I imagine his listeners especially children squirming in their seats like I did at JW assemblies. Sheesh. We are really waiting for the Last Great Day's sermon.

I'll add to this post the summary from each sermon and do a separate post for the LGD. Ron's pounding the podium. Sigh.

Feast of Taber-Knuckle-Heads (Summary)

Family Pt. 1 (Summary) New Zealand vacation – Ron notes recent earthquakes and typhoons. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Ron marvels. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Can’t grasp and understand. We can’t comprehend. It’s awesome. Family... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah.

Family Pt. 2 Ron comments on the rain he couldn't stop. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Can't begin to grasp and comprehend. Shem, Ham, and Jacob... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Plant life and the trees.... something to drink in... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Ron gets dumbfounded.

Family Pt. 3 Ugh!

I am not going to summarize each sermon. It is too much. I have have been working a lot. Dill Weed, Jr.'s is threatening to run away. I'll tune in for the last great day and we'll see what happens.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

*YAWN*

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement (Summary)
Countdown: 964 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 138
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Some guy other than Ron gave this sermon. I'm not in to torturing myself enough to listen to it. And Dill Weed, Jr. has got a head start on our afternoon nap. So here's a picture of a mouse Dill Weed, Jr. will never catch because he is too lazy. Enjoy your weekend!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed