A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Fulfillment in Joshua (Summary)
Countdown: 375 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 47
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
News Flash: A local man was knocked unconscious today when his overweight cat fell on him. Witnesses said the cat didn’t land on his feet, but instead landed on its side... on the man’s chest causing him to make a great ‘OOOfffing’ sound as the air rushed out of his chest.
A local firefighter resuscitated the man. The cat non-chalantly walked away as if nothing happened and was later seen cleaning out his dinner bowl. The man later admitted, “He had gone out too far on that limb because of that darned cat.” Meanwhile, False prophet Ronald Weinland delivered another epically boring sermon from Dallas, TX and many yawned.
Summary: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Joshua … Blabbity blah blah blah.. They can’t understand… blah blah blah…
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The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 368 days and 53 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
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