Ronald Weinland - The Prophet Who Failed.

Ronald Weinland: BlabbeRon

2012-01-30T06:58:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Daniel’s Commission Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 126 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 15
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this Sabbath. He mentioned that some countries have stopped using the dollar. But, I’ve got dollars in my pocket and plan on spending them soon.

Ron blabbered on about prophecies in Daniel. It seems that Ron has taken ‘refuge’ in the intricacies of *yawn* prophecy – all to avoid talking about the present which he doesn’t seem fond of doing lately.

God still has not explained to Ron the 5 months of torment mentioned in Revelation. The US is still independent and COGPK’ers are still able to travel around the world without fear of being detained for being true Christians. All except Ron who had to surrender his passport due to his criminal indictment for tax evasion. Look for things to get further ‘stirred up’. And now cat videos!

Note: Angry kitty doesn't think it was cute putting him out in the snow.

Sleepy

Beautiful

Jumping Jehosphat

You know it’s Armageddon when

Thanks to Anon 1 and Jack365 for playing Dillweed’s Great End of the End Contest. We are getting down to the wire with only four contestants left pitting their prophetic powers powerfully against their pithy foes! Pheww!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...126 days and 15 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: More Talk About the Past

2012-01-21T17:35:00.000-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Daniel’s Commission Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 133 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 16
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Dallas, TX this Sabbath. He talked more about Daniel’s prophecies. It was boring! But blessedly he stopped early after he Blah, blah, blah, blah….

You missed n-o-t-h-i-n-g. So watch some cat videos! Thanks everyone for your kind words.

Hey watcha doing?

Scratchy Scratchy

Spoiled cat

Cute

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...133 days and 16 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Prophetic Baloney

2012-01-15T02:30:00.000-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Daniel’s Commission (Summary)
Countdown: 140 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 17
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Vancouver WA this Sabbath. Some have been saving money just in case Jesus doesn’t return May, 2012. Ron assured them Christ is Returning in May – after all God told him in his mind. Ron blabbered on about the seventy week *yawn* prophecy in Daniel. Boring.

The US, Great Britain and Australia remain independent. No mention of the 5 months of torment mentioned in Revelation.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...140 days and 17 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Babylonian Blabber

2012-01-07T13:34:00.000-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Final Half a Time (Summary)
Countdown: 147 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 18
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Tuscaloosa, AL this Sabbath. The forty weeks of judgment on USA, Australia etc. has ended. The US remains independent as does Great Britain and Australia. We’re into the last half time. *yawn* This is where things really get moving. God told Ron. What more could you ask for? In the next 140 days the Trumpets of Revelation will sound and the Seven Thunders will crash mightily.

Some are asking about the 5 months mentioned in Revelation. Ron addressed this saying he does not know and that they will have to wait until God reveals it. He said maybe he'll explain it next week. He doesn't know. Having faith means following when you don’t have all the answers. Reality is going to smack down their faith when Ron admits he is a false prophet. Ron trotted out the idea that people shouldn’t expect prophets to be perfect. That might be useful in the near future. The magnitude of how wrong Ronald Weinland is is breathtaking. Powerfully so.

Weinland told his congregation to not look into dates because they can be misled. But when dates are revealed through Ron they can be relied upon. Weinland cautioned his congregation against going to biblical reference books because they are all wrong. (Surprise!) And the Jews don’t know diddly about God’s plan. (Ha! He cracks me up!)

Thanks to Mike for playing Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest. Jack365 is up next. We're gettin' close! The cats below are taking this all in stride.

Flaking out

Nap Time!

Gotchca!

Triple heart

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...157 days and 24 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland’s Loaf

2012-01-01T05:35:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The End Tyranny Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 154 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 19
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this Sabbath. Weinland complained of mockers who were intruding on his life and told them to “go fishing”. I’ll take him up on that soon. I’ll stop blogging about him when he admits he is a false prophet.

Meanwhile, Weinland had some complaints about “a little leaven ruining” his loaf. Aww, too bad, maybe some members a wising up. Ron reminded listeners that HE is revealing *yawn* God’s plan. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He cited problems with the Euro as evidence of the coming End. Ten nations have not formed yet though much less have they taken the independence of the United Sates. The coming end of the dollar has been delayed as the stock market finshed 2011 where it started 2010 at 12,000 plus. Ron is upset about the Chinese signing contracts with Afghanistan. Probably to build some roads for their march to the battle of Armageddon? Ron's God seems to be tarrying.

Ron continues to be attacked by the “spirit word” which is really stirred up. I imagine Ron stuck in traffic, pulling into to rest stop where he is ‘assaulted’ by used paper towels lying on the counter and bathroom floor leaving and running into a person who won’t move out of his way – all Satan’s attacks. Amazing to grasp and comprehend. Such persecution of God's End Time prophet. : D

Ron has made plans for travel through February. But he didn’t mention any Two Witless stuff. You think he’d be striking the earth with plagues or something. Ron said it was “awesome to understand” that most of the great things Jesus did he did in the last two weeks of his life. Wow! What an amazing parallel. Remember, Weinland’s Two Witness powers won’t kick in until three weeks before Christ’s return. Incredible to understand.

Ron encouraged members to get on the internet to see evidence of the hardships others are suffering - not like most of them who shop in stores with isles overflowing with food and products. "It's a sick, sick, sick world." Blah, blah, blah, blah…. I hope members Google his name!

Weinland harped on this point that come May, June and July his members would not have house payments etc. He gave the example of buying a matress that one would not have to pay for until three years later. It would be OK for members to buy it because they knew The End was coming if they bought it 'intending to pay for it'. He said several times, "Do you understand what I am saying?" Go out and buy anything you want, just make sure the payments don't start until May (!) Can you believe it? What a nut!

Ron, thanks for playing Dill Weed's Great End of The End contest - (now in living color!). Mike is up next. Looks like his prophecy may come to pass.

As cute as it gets

Well, maybe not – a box of love.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...164 days and 25 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Weinland: No Marriage or Dating Until Christ Returns

2011-12-24T18:11:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The End Tyranny Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 163 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 20
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Richmond, VA this Sabbath. There will be no more counseling for married members because *yawn* The End is so near. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron is still convinced he God’s End Time profit. "There is open vocalization about WW III." Why not just say people are talking about WW III? Ron believes WWW III is imminent. 10 European nations are going to *yawn* unite. The Germans don’t understand that they are really the Assyrians even though they have a museum about the Assyrians. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Weinland et al is preparing for The End. Incredible opportunities wait for the members God has drawn into PKG. (Like explaining to their friends and relatives why Jesus didn’t return May 27, 2012.) Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron’s really talking up their opportunities – the places God has *yawn* prepared for them. (Eyeroll) They need to prepare for baptizing people all over the world and for positions in God’s government. (LOL) There will be no more marriage counseling for PKGers. They must decide between unbelieving mates or PKG. There can be no marriage, remarriage or dating until Christ returns.

Sunday mornings

This guy can herd cats.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...173 days and 26 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest Update

2011-12-21T07:34:00.000-08:00

And the winner is....

Aww, dang, we still have to wait! The next contestant in The Great End of The End contest is Ron (no, not THAT Ron), who guessed that Weinland would admit by December 31st, 2011 that he was a false prophet.

I'm not so sure it will happen by then. Weinland's just had a elder seminar in Sin City - an appropriate local for Two False and Failed Witnesses. (Which one of the cats isn't the same?)

The clock is tick tock ticking. Louder. Can you hear it? That could just be your kid in the kitchen banging on pots and pans, but roll with me on this one.

Where is the terror of The End? The United States is still an independent country. Australia and Great Britain - still standing. Weinland has been wrong on so many things it's difficult to name them all. What about the Thunders that should be "ever increasing, never decreasing" and so many more? But I really like this one.

What about Ron's claim he and his wife's Two Witness powers would not kick in until the last three weeks before May 27, 2012? We'll see.

Tick Tock

We are counting down to The End. Like waiting for a bus that never comes. Judgment day for Ronald Weinland, however, is racing towards us. Could a prophet wrong about so many things still be an apostle? I know Jesus is forgiving and all, but surely there are limits.

How could a person live knowing they made the most presumptous power grab ever by a biblical figure? How could they face themselves in a mirror? Laura, your included on this too. You are just as culpable. How could a person - even after they repented, as Ron and Laura surely will (this would be the time for the silent witness to speak if there ever was one.) how could they after that possibly claim to be God's representatives in any position whatsoever, even after asking the false question, "Where else could you go?"

Imagine how bad the Weinlands are going to make their God look - especially since they believe they are His Two Witnesses. God and Jesus have been so specific with Ron that he couldn't possible be wrong- Remember that their Two Witness powers won't kick in until 3rd, not the 2nd or 4th, but 3 weeks before Christ's return. I mean, how in anyway could one claim to be mistaken about that? That's pretty specific.

What about all the communications Ron has received from Jesus? The dates of the opening of The Seals, the impending deaths of Ron's former associates, Jesus' claim that Pope Ratzinger would still be alive when He returned? All specific, crystal clear, precise. We're waiting and the wait is almost over. (Yippee!) Now for some cat videos (what you really came for anyway!)

Two fat cats, one in disguise.

Cute

Tick Tock

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: I am the Last Type of Elijah

2011-12-17T18:49:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Meaning of Elijah (Summary)
Countdown: 170 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 21
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Las Vegas, NV this Sabbath. He reasserted his title of the Elijah (*yawn*) to come. He mentioned the names of a bunch of suckers… err new associate elders who are being prepared for the great influx of new believers.

God has been pretty specific to Ron so wouldn’t it be a disappointment when Jesus no shows? Ron sounded nervous, but still managed to bore me. Maybe, Ron will end up being the last tax collector also.

Cool video

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...180 days and 26 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Millions Still Not Flocking to PKG

2011-12-12T05:29:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Apocalyptic Stooge Filler (Summary)
Countdown: 177 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 22
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland took this Sabbath off and had two of his stooges give sermons. They Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video

Wake up mom!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...187 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Two Witlesses

2011-12-04T02:57:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Witness of 6,000 years Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 184 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 23
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Urbana, IL this Sabbath. He Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Mr. Whiskers

Cute Meow

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...187 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Mightily Wrong

2011-11-26T19:00:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Witness of 6,000 years PT 2(Summary)
Countdown: 193 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 24
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from somewhere this Sabbath. He mentioned the indictment and has post about it on his website. He may imagine he won’t have to worry about a trial as May 27 should save him. But, it will come and go and he will be as wrong as the rest of the prognosticators, Harold Camping for one.

One week closer.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...194 days and 28 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Blogga, Blogga, Blogga

2011-11-19T18:23:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Witness of 6,000 years (Summary)
Countdown: 200 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 25
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Detroit, MI this Sabbath. He mentioned the indictment at the beginning of the sermon. He said it has been coming for three years. He said anyone can have a stage on the Internet and referenced his faithful bloggers, but sadly not by name. Weinland is attempting to cast the indictment as a persecution. Whatever.

We are one week closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet. This will only occur when it is no longer possible to maintain his 'story'. I can’t wait to hear him explain how God gave it to him wrong.

Weinland started heaving sighs and neared breaking down as he related Stephen’s trial and death. Ha-ha! Ron can relate. He lives in a $350,000 house and travels the world delivering boring sermons taking as income the tithes of his followers. Ron must be feeling persecuted. Aww. It amazes me that anyone would continue to send him money.

Ron says his followers will not even entertain the notion of 'What if it doesn’t happen?' He proudly asserted he had entertained that notion in sermons - even though his flock would not. Yes, he has, but only to condition the flock and squash disbelief. I’ve heard it before. Ron says his church is the recipient of the world’s disgust. Hardly. Nobody knows about them. Go ahead, ask around. Ron has my full measure of disgust. Ron says he is not changing anything that God gave him. Goody. He’ll go the way of discredited Harold Camping.

Ron will soon have the opportunity to TESTIFY AND BEAR WITNESS in a court of law. Whoo-hoo! Maybe, he’ll break out some Two Witness Super Powers. : D Ron got some early practice in by bashing the Easter bunny.

Ron says that his mockers hate him. Wrong. I hate what he is doing - with my entire being. That's why I blog.

Read the criminal indictment of Spokesman Witness and End Time prophet Ronald Weinland.

Cool video of the week Smooch! You can’t catch me!

Bet you can’t watch this and not smile.

Don’t stop

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 201 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

The Bell Tolls for Thee Ronald Weinland

2011-11-13T02:04:00.000-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sobered Indeed Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 207 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 26
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Bowling Green, KY this Sabbath. The Sixth Thunder has sounded. The press wants to speak to the Spokesman Witness. Will he answer? Will use his Two Witness powers to thwart Satan’s attack? Stay tuned.

More publicity for the failed prophet.

Cool video of the week – New type of dust mop

Doesn’t want to play

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 201 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Satan Attacks the Two Witnesses

2011-11-11T02:19:00.000-08:00

It Has Begun! Two Witnesses Fulfillment of Prophecy!

In a Wicked World, Ronald Weinland is NO DIFFERENT!

Ronald Weinland indicted on tax evasion charges!

Satan launches major attack on the Two Witlesses... er.. Witnesses who have been living high off the hog on the dime of their deluded followers.

The Two Witnesses ARE in the news! (Fulfillment of one of the Thunders! Woooo!!!)

WCPO TV 9 Report

WKRC Channel 12 (That's right WKRC in Cincinnati! Haa!)

Cincinnati.com

WLWT TV

FOX 19 TV

Lexington Herald Leader

Press Release from the US Attorney for the Eastern District of Kentucky

PRESS RELEASE

November 10, 2011
COVINGTON — A Union, Ky., minister was indicted today by a federal grand jury in Covington for attempting to evade thousands of dollars in income taxes.
A Union, Ky., minister was indicted today by a federal grand jury in Covington for attempting to evade thousands of dollars in income taxes.
The Indictment alleges that Ronald Weinland, 62, attempted to evade taxes in the amount of $357,065 over a period of five years starting in 2005.
Robert Weinland’s alleged acts of evasion included filing tax returns, understating his gross income, using church funds for personal expenses and failing to claim those funds as income on his income tax returns, and failing to report the existence of a bank account in Switzerland. He also allegedly failed to report any interest made on that account as income.
Kerry B. Harvey, United States Attorney for the Eastern District of Kentucky, and Christopher R. Pikelis, Special Agent in Charge, Internal Revenue Service, Criminal Investigation Division, jointly made the announcement today after a federal grand jury in Covington returned the Indictment.
The investigation preceding the Indictment was conducted by the Internal Revenue Service. The Indictment was presented to the grand jury by Assistant United States Attorney Robert K. McBride.
Weinland’s appearance before the United States District Court has not yet been set. If convicted, Weinland faces a maximum prison sentence of five years. Any sentence, however, following conviction would be imposed by the court after consideration of the United States Sentencing Guidelines and the federal statute governing the imposition of sentences.

Weinland's last post was prophetic, but not in the way he... err.. God intended: Time is Running Out

Can't wait for next sermon!

Tick Tock

Dillweed

Ronald Weinland Prophesies

2011-11-09T03:55:00.000-08:00

Special Post

Ronald Weinland Prophesies.

WELL WE FINALLY HAVE IT FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.

Ronald Weinland has prophesied that Christ is coming back on May 27, 2012. Here is an excerpt from his post, Time is Running Out, made on November 8, 2011. Emphasis mine.

God first revealed to His two end-time witnesses, His final two prophets that His Son would return to this earth in a second-coming as King of kings on May 27, 2012. That revelation gave way to numerous other revelations concerning end-time prophetic events. (Oh, goody!)But anyone who hears of this, in the world or in the Church that was scattered, considers this to be absurd, presumptuous, arrogant, and filled with self- aggrandizement. Such was also true concerning the world’s behavior toward Jesus Christ at his first coming.

It matters little that people will not believe God at this time, as disbelief does not prevent God from doing as He will. All that is stated here is true and will come to pass! There is prophecy in the book of Amos that is directly related to what has been written in this posting: (Did you catch that? Amos prophesied about Ron's post! Imagine that.)

“The Lord Eternal will do nothing except He first reveal it unto His servants the prophets. The lion has roared and who will not fear? The Lord Eternal has spoken and who can help but prophesy?” (Amos 3:7-8)

Yes, God reveals to His prophets in advance what He is bringing to pass. (Yep, God speaks through Ron.) Although many in the world and those of the Church that was scattered do not like that a date has been set for the return of Jesus Christ as the Messiah, God has fulfilled His promise to reveal what He does in advance. He has revealed that His Son is to come as the prophesied Messiah on May 27, 2012. I have not given this, but God has given this! Surely, God is not wrong about this, after all He gave this and much more through Jesus to Ron.

The Two Witnesses of Revelation have put in on the line by putting it online. Ronald and Laura Weinland, The Two Witnesses of Revelation announced Armageddon and Christ's impending Return May 12, 2012. *Yawn*

Consider this: Is it possible to mistake yourself for The Two Witnesses of Revelation? Sure is. There are crazy people out there who believe they are. But that is not the point. Most of them are not 'religous' leaders. Ronald Weinland is - at least for a few people willing to give up 10% of their income and more, enough to allow Weinland to have $300,000 house and to travel the world preaching. He is the most boring speaker I have ever heard - ever. But, I digress.

Weinland announces Christ's impending Return. WELL JUST HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS?

First things first - Ron is God's End Time Prophet, an apostle, Zerrubabel 'with the plumb line in his hand' and Spokesman for the Two Witnesses of Revelation. OK. About the only thing he hasn't claimed is a seat next the Throne of God.

Well how does he know? GOD TOLD HIM. Not only did God tell him, but God told him through Jesus himself. So BOTH God and Jesus are in on this. And we can trust them right?

Weinland loves nothing more than to rail on about sinful pride, presumption and the wicked, wicked 'mind' and the wicked world. BOO! Send your kids out on Halloween next year dressed as Ronald and Laura Weinland. That would be in sackcloth and better not be just spiritual - like Ron and Laura.

Satan has been out to get Ron. Sometimes people do not move out of his way when he's walking on a sidewalk. People leave discarded paper towels lying around in restrooms. Ron gets stuck in traffic jams. Satan is persecuting Ron. I, myself, have had a devil of a time in traffic every now and then, too. So, I can relate Ron. It's unfortunate that we get caught up in Satan's attempts to get at you. On the bright side, God and Jesus have sent us Ron and Laura. (Yeah!)What could be better? Pickled eggs?

Ron has doubled down. ALL HIS CREDIBILITY IS ON THE LINE.

Even if things didn't turn out, he says he'd still be an apostle. What?! WTF?! Are you joking?! Seriously, please?!

Yep, that's what he says. Why? Why would anyone believe that he was an apostle if this prophecy fails?

Could anyone in their right mind ever believe him again? IF HE TOLD ME THE SUN WAS RISING IN THE EAST. I'D GOT OUTSIDE TO CHECK.

YES, EVERY SHRED OF HIS CREDIBILITY IS ON THE LINE. MAKE NO MISTAKE. AFTER ALL, GOD TOLD HIM, THROUGH JESUS NO LESS. I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't get it wrong.

CONSIDER: If Ron is an apostle, how could he mistake himself as God's End Time Prophet, Spokesman Witness of Revelation and End Time Zurrubabel? Could that possibly happen, ever?

It would be ONE OF THE BIGGEST, MOST PRESUMPTUOUS AND PRIDEFUL MISTAKES EVER MADE BY AN APOSTLE!! It would be presumptuous beyond all reason!

Weinland has spent the last 3 years presenting himself and his wife as The Two Witnesses of Revelation - God's End Time prophets. Along the way, he 'discovered' that he was also an apostle and the End Time Zerrubabel 'with the plumb line' in his hand set out to restore the scattered church. Woooo-hoo!

When Weinland's, and I emphasize Weinland's, prophecies fail as they surely will, I will post the sermon here where he admits he is a false prophet - forever sealing the fate of THIS RELIGOUS CON MAN.

Tick-Tock

Dillweed

Ronald Weinland: Conditioning the Flock

2011-11-06T17:35:00.000-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sobered Indeed Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 214 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 26
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati this Sabbath. Using biblical stories about the apostles, he’s conditioning the flock for the failure of his prophecies and the ultimate revelation that he’s no Witness.
One week closer.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 208 days and 30 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Nothing Still Happening.

2011-10-30T20:04:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sobered Indeed Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 221 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 27
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Hawaii this Sabbath. Ron is on a Hawaiian vacation.

Ron is still not exercising Two Witness powers. Ron said dates were changing. Yes, they will soon when he is forced to admit he’s no witness at all. Oh, but he’s still a prophet.

Ron beat up on his favorite punching bag: Pride. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron is still trying to explain why nothing is happening in the way of tribulation. He is preparing members for nothing to continue happening.

We are one week closer to Ron’s disgrace.

Cool video of the week - Snoozefest

The Professor

Flat cat

Junior on a hot summer’s day.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 215 days and 31 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Absent, Replacement Speaker. Yawn

2011-10-22T17:52:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
To Be Elohim (Summary)
Countdown: 228 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 28
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland had a replacement fill in for him. I'm not listening to that. Watch a cat video you'll feel better. Promise. One week closer to Ron’s disgrace.

Cool video of the week Awwwwwwww!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 222 days and 32 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Apolcalypse When?

2011-10-15T17:31:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement 2011 (Summary)
Countdown: 235 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 29
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from New Zealand this Sabbath. Atonement, Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Boring. Seems Ron contimues to be plagued by some being out there.

We are one week closer to Ron’s disgrace.

Cool video of the week

Kitty wants to help

This bird is no fraidy cat

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 229 days and 33 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Fights Aggravations

2011-10-08T17:49:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement 2011 (Summary)
Countdown: 242 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 30
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. Ron was caught up in the spirit and announced that aggravations were spiritual attacks. He spent a good deal of time attacking evil human nature, ugh. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron got cut off in traffic. This, of course, was a spiritual attack from that being out there. Some guys would not move out of the way on a sidewalk to let Ron by. Satan's after Ron!

Cool video of the week

Too cute to resist

Snow cat

Magic trick

Sweet meows

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 236 days and 34 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Keeping Up Appearances

2011-10-03T15:30:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Time Is Closing In (Summary)
Countdown: 249 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 31
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath. Ron says the speed and frequency of things happening have accelerated. Things will speed up, powerfully so. Ron reads the news. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron made much of China which has one aircraft carrier, refurbished from Russia. The pot is being stirred up. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron says NATO is going to be the EU’s military power.

We’re one week closer! Woo-Hoo!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 243 days and 35 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: You Should Be Dumbfounded

2011-09-24T11:02:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Emerging Fifth Trumpet (Summary)
Countdown: 256 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 32
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from London, UK this Sabbath. He announced the Fifth Trumpet is sounding. But, what happened to the Second Trumpet? Ron reminds listeners not to be anxious for the arrival of the Trumpets. He says we’ve had a great time of mercy due to the lack of bad stuff. Be glad we’re able to meet like we are today.

Ron says the Trumpets will sound within the next few months! LOL, I can’t wait until they don’t happen. The world doesn’t understand Blah, blah, blah, blah….

The 2nd, 3rd and 4th Trumpet haven’t sounded, but the 5th has started. Ron gave an outside date of 3 months. It could all happen in a single day! BOO!!!! Scared ya didn’t he?

Ron reads the news. Ron blathered on about the Pope’s visit to Germany. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s the mind. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron reads the news powerfully so. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron is dumb… founded by the news. Blah, blah, blah, blah….He says there is going to be a run on banks soon and recommends hiding your money some place.

Just a few more months until Ron is exposed again a false prophet.

Cool videos of the week are Catterific!

Something different

Jr. listening to Ron.

Dirty, dirty cat

Junior’s spa treatment

Kitty love

Kitty love II

More relaxation techniques from Jr.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 250 days and 36 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Take These Truths

2011-09-17T08:20:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Final Truths (Summary)
Countdown: 263 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 33
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Dublin, Ireland this Sabbath. He’s finished up reviewing the Truths. He sounded rather subdued. It won’t be long until he has to abandon the 50th Truth that God gave him. LOL.

Oh, here we go. Ron says God has left a door open with respects things he is going to do. Hint. Hint. 50th truth bites the dust soon!

Weinland still does not know when the 2nd Trumpet is coming. Ron mentioned the five months, 5th Trumpet. Time is running out for the 2nd Trumpet!

The 6th Trumpet mentioned a year, a month and a day certain creatures would be loosed. Ron says this has already started. "Just watch the news." It's what Russia and China are saying. So, the 6th Trumpet came before the 2nd? Ron goes on to say that the sting of scorpions might be financial difficulties. He admits speculations made in August have not happened. He says it can take place in one day. Asia and Europe are not doing what they are supposed to do.

Ron urges his members to resist reading things into scriptures, but he does not limit himself in that way. Ron says we follow God. Who tells them what God is saying? Ron. Who passes along God’s corrections? Ron.

Ron says the U.S. Agriculture department is misreporting the amount of food available and that suddenly there will be a food shortage in the U.S. There have been earthquakes, droughts, fires and economic troubles. Thunders, he says. We'll see soon.

No new prophecy. No demonstration of Two Witness powers. Ron keeps putting off expectations.

LOL!!! Ron says the world will not come to 'know' The Two Witnesses until the last three weeks before Christ's return. So basically, the first three weeks in May 2012! Oh, that's a screamer!! He basically spent the sermon admitting that things haven't been happening and God has left the door open as to how he's going to do things. Ron says he will not know until after things happen - that things get 'witnessed' after the fact such as the opening of scrolls and seals, Trumpet blasts and Thunders, and the pouring out of bowls. HA! BUT, Ron knows that The Two Witnesses won't become known to the wicked world until 3, not 2, not 4, but 3 weeks before Christ's Return.

This is the gold I've been waiting for and there's more to come!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 257 days and 37 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

The Ronald Weinland Shuffle

2011-09-11T16:35:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Truths Following Repentance Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 270 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 34
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath starting his European vacation early. He continued his *yawn* review of the Truths.

Ron managed to deliver his standard – an achingly boring sermon. Ugh. Things should get interesting as we near the 50th Truth. It will be amusing to heat Ron confirm it only to have events a few short months later prove it and him wrong again.

A few new sheep have been added to the flock but, no stampede as yet. We are another week closer to Ron’s colossal failure as God’s End Time prophet. Whoo-hoo!

Junior shows how to relax

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 264 days and 38 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The Stalling Prophet

2011-09-03T17:43:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Truths Following Repentance Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 277 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 35
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Georgia this Sabbath. Ron’s still reviewing Truths. It seems like he will be done before the end of the year. In which case he’ll reaffirm the 50th Truth prior to be forced to admit he is a false prophet.

New flash: The Two Witnesses of Revelation, the most powerful prophets ever – still don’t know when the 2nd Trumpet will sound. Which is OK because we know time is running out on this blabber mouth religious con man.

People are still not beating down the door to join Ron’s church.
More filler sermon… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah, blah. The high point of this sermon: Ron still doesn’t know what’s coming and when.

Junior’s Canadian vacation nightmare….

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 271 days and 39 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The Man of Sin

2011-08-27T13:16:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Truths About the Apostasy(Summary)
Countdown: 284 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 36
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath.

He spent much of the sermon explaining his fantasy that Joe Tkach was the Man of Sin. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The scattered church… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron's delusion is strong. Sooner, rather than later, it will be shattered. One more week passes until Ron admits he is a false prophet.
Ron talked more about the past than the future. His god must silent.

Dill Weed, Jr. at play…

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 278 days and 40 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Armageddon Delayed

2011-08-22T10:37:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Time of Jacob's Trouble (Summary)
Countdown: 291 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 37
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. Ron taught everyone about the End Time because no one else can understand it without him. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Where we are in time…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Fashioning and molding…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron reminded listeners of his *yawn* sermons after he announced the Seventh Seal was opened. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Stock markets go up and down. Germany is financially powerful. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron spent a lot of time referring to his 'inspired' books. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
It was a review, a sermon of filler.

We’re one week closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet! The time of Ron's troubles draws closer.

Not everything has to happen in January... That's OK Ron because February will follow quickly and your lies will be exposed again.

And now for something different…

Cool video of the week

Dillweed, Jr. shows how to watch TV.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 285 days and 41 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: My Spirit Groans

2011-08-13T13:20:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Magnifying the Good News (Summary)
Countdown: 298 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 38
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Toronto, ONT this Sabbath. Ron may be suffering post traumatic memories of his flight from Canada after speaking at IdeaCity.

Ron has new posts on his website claiming the financial catastrophe that will lead to America’s downfall and occupation by German forces has BEGUN! Ron’s knickers are in a bunch as he posted twice in a week after having been silent most of the time. Surely, God has given Ron some hot stock tips and other financial advice. It might be time to rev up Internet advertising. Ron claims real FEAR is coming. No doubt there are financial troubles, but the Internet, TV and newspapers have been on this ages before False Prophet Ron.

We can all be happy that another week has passed bringing us closer to Ron’s forced announcement that he is not just a ‘presumptuous’ prophet, but a false prophet. And not just a false prophet, but a liar who claimed his books were ‘inspired’ by God. Already, Ron has backpedalled from his ‘inspired’ writing by dropping into the middle of a sermon that “some of the prophecies he made were just put in there to confound mockers.” Ron never specified what those prophecies were. So just what parts of Ron’s ‘inspired by God’ books are to be believed?

More Truths reviewed. *yawn* Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity, blah, blah. The mind… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The world is a terrible place… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

We’re one week closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet! Whoo-hoo!

Dillweed, Jr. as he imagines himself and the reality.

Cool video of the week..... Number 1 and Number 2

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 292 days and 42 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Are You Bored Again?

2011-08-06T13:09:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Truth of the Good News Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 305 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 39
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Orlando, FL this Sabbath.

*Yawn* Let’s see... "They can’t understand unless God gives it to them. God gives it to Ron who gives it to you. If you don’t understand what Ron says it’s because God hasn’t given it to you." Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Another week passes as we move closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet. Yeah!

Religious profiteers

Dill Weed, Jr.’s recommendation for some good clean fun with physics (scroll down after vid)

Cool video of the week

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 298 days and 43 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Still Not Striking the Earth with Plagues

2011-07-30T15:17:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Truth of the Good News Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 312 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 40
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Long Island, NY this Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron stayed in the safe waters of sermon retreads. The audio was messed up. He sounded like he was talking from the bottom of a trash can. No worry, he was still able to serve heaping helpings of boredom. Ron spent much of the sermon idolizing his spiritual hero, Herbert Armstrong. The Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron seems to be reviewing the Truths. I thought he was going to do that after he admitted he was a false prophet.

No news here. Maybe next week.

Junior's recommendation for good clean fun below.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 305 days and 44 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: God’s Truth Comes Through Me NOT YOU.

2011-07-25T09:17:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Restoration of Truth (Summary)
Countdown: 319 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 41
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this Sabbath where it was uncomfortably hot and Ron did not see fit to change the weather.

The topic was *eyeroll* Church Government – of which you are not. Because you are not in charge and because Ron is YOU are reliant on Ron for God’s Truth… because where else are you going to go? If you have a sermonette you’d like to deliver to the congregation – fuggeta about it. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

For a refreshing change and something that really speaks of God.... It will wash all thought of Ron out of your mind, Yeah! DilL Weed, Jr. says play on a full screen.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 312 days and 45 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Beaten About the Head with the Sabbath and Tithing

2011-07-16T13:10:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Death of Sardis Pt 2(Summary)
Countdown: 326 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 42
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Portland, OR this Sabbath. Ron pulled out the Sabbath stick and proceeded to flail it about. They can’t understand! Blah, blah, blah, blah…. the scattered church… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The Ron revisited tithing for the newer ones reminding them they needed to pay.

An interesting statement made by false prophets: We have received Truths from God that can be corrected by God’s prophets.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 319 days and 46 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Bores Again

2011-07-09T15:12:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Death of Sardis (Summary)
Countdown: 333 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 43
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Minneapolis, MN this Sabbath. Ron explains the journey of COG through the *yawn* 7 eras of the church. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron managed to avoid prophesying and striking the earth with any plagues though he lost his place several times and wandered like Moses and the Israelites. Ron admitted he still does not known when the next Trumpet will sound. God’s still keeping him in the dark.

Anyway, the picture is from Junior’s time as a croupier.

Below Junior meets his match.

Cool video of the week

And... Junior recommends the surreal and the real where he had a hard time staying out from under footen!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 326 days and 47 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Unknown Prophet Repeats Himself Again and Again

2011-07-02T13:09:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 340 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 44
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

This Sabbath false prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH . Over flow crowds are expected at the Florida feast site...

*Yawn*…

Ron’s excited about where we are in time…

I am, too. I can’t wait until events prove him to be a false prophet again.

Ron warns his audience that he’s going to repeat himself. Oh, boy.

Funny stuff: The guy who gave the prayer put ‘technical matters’ into God’s hands and the service was interrupted! Ron said, “Great prayer!”

For most of the sermon, Ron whined about disunity in his church.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 333 days and 48 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Molds and Fashions Boredom

2011-06-26T10:54:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 347 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 45
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath. Wasting no time he said he was going revisit his previous sermon Perfection. *Yawn* (Jr. is scratching at the door to go outside and it’s raining. He’s going to have to suffer with me.)

Weinland is treading old ground here… this is filler. No new prophecy is given. No Witness powers displayed. At least, Harold Camping was willing to answer his critics…

Another week down on the way to Ron’s admission he is a false prophet.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 340 days and 49 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Waves of Boredom

2011-06-18T11:32:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pentecost Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 354 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 46
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland surveyed world calamities weather related and economic noting most people have taken little notice of them. None of these have related in Ron and Laura becoming known as God’s Two Witnesses.

Ron and Laura have studiously avoided striking the earth with plagues as often as they wish. One wonders how they will become so hated that people will give gifts to teach other upon their deaths.

We are one week closer to Ron having to admit he’s a false prophet.

Ron (not that Ron) appears well positioned to claim victory in Dill Weed’s Great End of the End Contest.

Jr. bet on the Canucks to win the Stanley Cup and had the Heat in the Conference Championships. He bet a significant amount of tuna to neighborhood cats. Heh-heh… Jr’s having to watch them eat it while he’s eating dry cat food. : D

Cool video of the week scroll down for vid

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 347 days and 50 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: More Boredom Than You Can Stand

2011-06-11T13:58:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pentecost (Summary)
Countdown: 361 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 47
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland delivered a wandering, meaningless and agonizingly boring sermon this Sabbath in the Netherlands. I nearly threw myself out the window, then Jr. started caterwauling for his dinner. So, I opened a can of tuna and afterwards gave him a good head scratch and made it through…. the Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Listening to Ron's filler sermons is awful..

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 354 days and 51 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Whole Lotta Nuthin' in Detroit

2011-06-05T16:46:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 368 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 48
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Detroit this Sabbath. He broke no new ground and stayed within previous sermon subjects *yawn*… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah blah. Ron and Laura still refuse to use their powers to control the weather and have not stuck the earth with plagues at all.
These Witnesses are so silent they remain virtually unknown except to those who faithfully send in their 10% tithe.

Jr. got kicked out of his Philosophy class for not paying attention…. Thanks to Mike for the video :D

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 361 days and 52 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Cat Falls on Local Man

2011-05-29T15:39:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Fulfillment in Joshua (Summary)
Countdown: 375 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 47
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

News Flash: A local man was knocked unconscious today when his overweight cat fell on him. Witnesses said the cat didn’t land on his feet, but instead landed on its side... on the man’s chest causing him to make a great ‘OOOfffing’ sound as the air rushed out of his chest.

A local firefighter resuscitated the man. The cat non-chalantly walked away as if nothing happened and was later seen cleaning out his dinner bowl. The man later admitted, “He had gone out too far on that limb because of that darned cat.” Meanwhile, False prophet Ronald Weinland delivered another epically boring sermon from Dallas, TX and many yawned.

Summary: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Joshua … Blabbity blah blah blah.. They can’t understand… blah blah blah…

Cutest video on the web...

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 368 days and 53 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Whining On and On

2011-05-25T12:00:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Blessing of a Second Life Pt. 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 382 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 48
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

We made it! Whoo-Hoo! Dill Weed, Jr. and me made it back from our not-so-rough fishing trip. Jr. was Johnny on the spot to inspect the fish I caught.

We didn’t have to resort to dynamite this time as the fish were biting. We enjoyed some great bluegrass music on a station that broadcasts Camping’s Family Radio.. we got to listen to some great music before the End. We had our lines in the water before the beginning of the End. And…. Whoo-Hoo the End didn’t come and I managed to keep Jr. out of the dynamite box.

The impending End didn’t stop False Prophet Weinland from babbling… eeessh. Naturally, he didn’t mention the competition, who by the way has rescheduled the End for October this year. Jr. and me are planning another trip, too! So the summary of Weinbabble…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah blah.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 375 days and 54 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

The Day Before Armageddon

2011-05-17T16:26:00.000-07:00

What do you do the day before Armageddon?

Go fishing, of course!!

Dill Weed, Jr. and me are going fishing for a week starting Friday, May 20th. That's right. The very day of the worldwide earthquake that will usher in.... drum roll... the Rapture! According to Harold Camping... the graves will open up and good hearted dead will fly up to heaven to meet Christ. An angry Christ, who has some matters to settle with the survivors left on earth.

Well, any way, like I said Jr. and me are going fishin' come Hell or High Water. I'll keep a close eye on Jr. cause he likes to fish with dynamite and he's likely to snag the drain that's keeping Kentucky lake full. We won't be ruffing it! (Lighthouse Landing) ... pullin' that drain might start something like a worldwide earthquake!

I better keep Jr. close. Enjoy the video below of from one of our trips where Jr. got in the dynamite box. Cats and dynamite are a dangerous mix.

Cool Video

If Armageddon doesn't come and if I can keep Jr. from triggering it, we'll be back here mocking Harold Camping ... while we're waiting to mock Weinland some more. Batter up, Harold Camping!

Ronald Weinland: So Sick of This World

2011-05-14T16:43:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Blessing of a Second Life Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 389 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 49
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Erie, PA this Sabbath. He covered familiar ground…. They don’t understand the Sabbath … Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He managed to avoid prophesying. He pointed to Europe … who still haven’t formed into the 10 final nations. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 382 days and 55 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Bemoans How Wicked The World Is.

2011-05-07T13:18:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Blessing of a Second Life Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 396 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 50
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Springfield, MA this Sabbath. Ron read UN reports about how bad things are in Afghanistan. Then slipped off into moaning about the apostasy in COG. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Same ole same ole.

Ron managed to avoid prophesying. Til next week.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 389 days and 56 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Sacrifice… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

2011-04-30T13:14:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sacrifice (Summary)
Countdown: 403 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 51
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cleveland, OH this Sabbath returning from his vacation down under.

Sacrifice… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Sabbath… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

LOL – Weinland confused cocaine with heroin. Refering to the movie Inside Job wherein many Wall Street employees are said to use cocaine, Ron says we should obliterate Afghanistan because they supply 90% of the world’s heroin.

Ron did not mention Obama.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 396 days and 57 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

It's Official, Ronald Weinland, We Do Have A Legitimate American President

2011-04-27T10:03:00.000-07:00

WHOO-HOO!!!

Another Ronald Weinland, Two Witness, End Time Prophet, Final Elijah, Zerrubabel, with the plumb line in his hand, prophecy has been disproven!

That's right ladies and gentleman, Weinland's claim there would not be another president, and recent gloating reference to that prophecy stating that we didn't have a legitimate president has been thoroughly debunked! President Obama, real and legitimate and AMERICAN, released his long form birth certificate to the nation and the world! YEEE - DOG!!!

This is another nail in the coffin for Ronald Weinland's so called ministry. This will not escape the ears of his listeners, who now have another reason to doubt his validity a prophet. There are more coming. We'll just have to wait a short while. But, each one will documented and celebrated here! WHOO-HOO!!!!

JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING, FALSE PROPHET RONALD WEINLAND!!

What will Weinland say in his sermon?

TICK TOCK

Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Delivers Apocalyptic Boredom

2011-04-23T06:45:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Sacrifice Pt 1 & 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 410 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 52
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. Ron mentioned he didn't see as many birds since his last vacation. Maybe they died off as one of his Thunders?

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. No new prophecies… No miracles performed… God’s Two UnknownWitnesses are enjoying an uneventful vacation down under.

We're one week closer to Ron's admission he's a false prophet.

Cool video of the week

After that, I took him to KFC and made it all better. : D

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 404 days and 58 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Passover Drivel... Nothing New

2011-04-16T13:00:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Passover Fast (Summary)
Countdown: 417 Days Remaining Sabbaths: 53 Fulfilled Prophecies: 0 Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Rotorua, New Zealand this Sabbath. Unique Passover… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Never ending grasping and comprehending (Boring!)… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

All religions in the world are in error except a small group… (Can you guess who?)…. COGPKG is the only one who has it right… until they don’t… then they are just like the rest.

How big are Dill Weed, Jr’s teeth?

Cool video of the week Yeah, put your finger in there.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 411 days and 59 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming. Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Bigger Than What You Can Grasp

2011-04-09T14:55:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Fast, With Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 424 Days Remaining Sabbaths: 54
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. He reviewed *yawn* previous sermons…. Blah, blah, blah, blah… blabbity.. blah, blah…

We are seven days closer to Ron’s admission he’s a false prophet. (Yeah!) It doesn’t look like THAT will come in time to stop a certain cat from falling on top of a man who will fall from their perch in a tree... in Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest. Sigh. Hurry up, Ron.

Another tip from Jr.’s kitchen…

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 418 days and 60 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming. Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: It's Time

2011-04-02T13:06:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush) A Fast, With Judgment Pt 1 (Summary) Countdown: 431 Days Remaining Sabbaths: 55 Fulfilled Prophecies: 0 Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Canberra, Australia this Sabbath on his Aussie vacation. He posted some drivel on his website essentially doubling down on his prediction that that Tribulation is going to fall on the U.S., Australia and New Zealand.

Ron prepared his followers to fast for ever increasing destruction. Ron spoke extensively about ‘times’ managing to be quite specific about that which God told him. Imagine, for one who has spoken so specifically, claiming Revelation from God and delivered as God’s End Time Prophet, how he will look when what he spoke in the name of God fails to materialize. It’s laughable to think that he could after declaring himself a false prophet have any credibility to ‘review the 50 truths.’ Awesome to understand.

Here's a laugher... Ron claims we do not have a legal president because Obama has not shown his birth certificate. Ron also claims the World Trade center will not be rebuilt before Christ returns. In his review, Ron mentions the prophecy that the U.S. would no longer exist as an independent nation after 2008 or would have begun to fall by then.

Useful tip from Dillweed, Jrs. kitchen.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 425 days and 61 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Serves Another Scoop of Boredom

2011-03-26T19:05:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Final Plea, With Judgment Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 438 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 56
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Spokane, WA this Sabbath. And he repeated some very old an worn out themes… Christmas… bad… Easter… bad… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Is this the kind of ‘teaching’ the Two Witnesses would do?

Ron complained about the need for locks on doors because we live in a ‘sick perverted world’ Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Funny… Ron said feces… and the connection dropped. Then he developed an affection for the word. Sabbath… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 433 days and 62 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: It's Not My Fault Many Will Die

2011-03-19T15:35:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Final Plea, With Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 445 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 57
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Georgia this Sabbath with more of the If I am a prophet… blather.

I can hardly wait for him to have to admit he is a false prophet. When he does that, admitting a colossal wrong carried out over 3 ½ years in a scope that defies imagination, I wonder how could anyone think he would have any credibility to ‘review’ the 50 Truths. Hopefully, he will wind up alone so he cannot harm others anymore.

Ron beat the dead horse of Easter, Christmas and the Sabbath… They just can’t understand! Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 440 days and 63 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: If I'm Not a Prophet...

2011-03-14T04:52:00.000-07:00

"There are some that come along and pervert and distort things so much..."

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Final Plea, With Judgment (Summary)
Countdown: 452 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 58
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

God tells the end from the beginning, Weinland tells the end from near the end.

False prophet Ronald Weinland, self-proclaimed End Time prophet and Spokesman Witness of Revelation, who would not brook any questioning of his prophecies among his followers who would be expeditiously disfellowshipped for questioning (doubting God) because they dare entertain the notion that Weinland could be wrong is now openly introducing the notion that he might fucking not be prophet after all.

Introducing the incredible possibility that he might not be a prophet is paving the way to admitting he is not a prophet when events prove that he is not. It is astonishing that a man to whom “God speaks to in his mind” would entertain the notion that he is not God’s prophet. Not so when you consider how self-serving it is. IF that were not enough he trots out that he would continue to attempt to lead the church. THAT would be his most presumptuous act. This is the beginning of the end.

After presumptuously stepping out on his own, Ron has tipped his hand that he would go back to already established bible ‘truths’ now able to distinguish which ones are actually true (believe me this time, I prayed a lot). Also, Weinland raises the specter of "Where would you go anyway?" Fortunately, for any who care to investigate Weinland the facts have been established.

Dillweed, Jr. comes home after a night on the town. Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 447 days and 64 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is nearly here!
Dill Weed

Ron Weinland's Impotent Prayers

2011-03-06T09:53:00.000-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pray for Judgment Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 459 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 59
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland was in Richmond, VA this Sabbath. Ron has been praying for an increase in the Thunders for several weeks now and has implored his followers to pray steadfastly too. Ron has used his hysterical yelling voice, the one he uses for its “all about family!”, to condemn the poor Easter bunny, the bringer of all things evil.

We are watching Ron calling on his un-answering God, the way The Real Elijah watched Baal’s priests call upon him to devour the altar they had built. We all know how that turned out.

Could God’s punishment be to leave Ron in the lurch to fail before all? Below some who believe Armageddon is coming sooner than later.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 454 days and 65 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: All in and All Aboard the Crazy Train

2011-02-27T08:44:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pray for Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 466 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 60
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH this Sabbath. Instead of performing powerful works from God, ole Ronny has taken to demanding his followers pray for an increase in the Thunders and Trumpets.

He has locked himself into a 15 month countdown which will end with Christ’s return. However, Ron will be exposed as a false prophet (again, and finally as well) when Thunders and Trumpets fail to materialize. Ron’s failure as a self appointed End Time prophet, First Witness of Revelation and final Elijah will be evident to all and undeniable.

All aboard Ronald Weinland’s crazy train for forty laps in the desert.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 463 days and 66 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Pray for Increasing Destruction

2011-02-20T08:40:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pray for Judgment Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 473 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 61
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from sunny Florida this Sabbath. He encouraged his followers to pray for an increase in the Thunders. The sands of time keep drifting away toward his ultimate debunking.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 470 days and 67 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Stealing Headlines and Stories

2011-02-13T10:58:00.000-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Thunder of Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 480 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 62
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Detroit, MI this Sabbath. Seems Ron has been listening to some of the business and political talking heads who are announcing the demise of the dollar and the fall of the US. They are especially thick now. Ron leans to them to provide evidence of his Thunders. Ron is still clinging to his timeline and predicts the demise of the dollar and the US by the end of the year. With so many of Ron’s specific prophecies lying in the roadside in a ditch, I’ll bide my time.

On another note, it seems some of me and Jr.’s home movies have been leaked to the net. There’s no banjo like a cat banjo!

On another, other note… the clock is tick tock ticking toward May 27th, 2011 when me and Jr. prognosticated and predicated Weinland giving up the ghost. Well it seems, we are in for a white knuckle ride that may not stop there in Dillweed's Great End of the End Contest. Jr. likes to remind me that cats always land on their feet. I say fine, but what if I land on Jr.? Jr. claims he will fall slower than me that is after he climbs me while I’m falling! See below

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 477 days and 68 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Prattling On

2011-02-06T09:29:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Judgment of Thunder Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 487 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 63
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Tuscaloosa, AL this Sabbath. He used the headlines to revisit thunders grasping here and there for some evidence of fulfillment of the Thunders. Weinland says we are not going to make it through these things. Ron says that Nasdaq and Dow Jones will not exist. And, still the clock keeps tick tocking down. He stated we have less than 16 months.

Last week’s challenge to Dill Weed, Jr. touched a sore spot. I think I better explain. Jr. was raised in the Smokey Mountains. One evening, Jr. was catting around a barn filled with bright lights and music. It was there he heard an irresistible plunking rhythm. Unnoticed, Jr. snuck into the barn and listen raptly. The next morning he plunked down $20 dollars for his first banjo. He practiced day and night and began playing at barn dances. He developed a piece (video below) where he played two banjos running back and forth between two stools. Jr. was a prodigy. He aspired to go to Julliard and excitedly filled out an application. Only to be shattered when Julliard rejected him saying a banjo wasn’t really an instrument. Since that day, he’s never played again.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 484 days and 69 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Is He Still Preaching?

2011-01-30T10:31:00.000-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Vision Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 494 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 64
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

An observant read noted our countdown is off. Dillweed, Jr. says that by cat math standards are figures are perfectly cromulent. I’ll continue with Jr.’s countdown and have added Andrew G.’s slide rule correction to translate from cat math to human math.

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Bowling Green, KY this Sabbath. Ron is grasping at world events to bolster his prophecies never mind he was never specific about them they are just there and therefore he grabs at them to squeeze whatever credibility he might from the deluded.

Dill Weed, Jr. was a little sore about some ‘stuff’ he saw on the Internet, I asked him about it, but he just ignored me. He did, however, make a video.
Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 484 days and 69 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Still Lacking Vision

2011-01-23T09:44:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Vision Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 501 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 65
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this Sabbath. He split sermon duties with Johnny Harrell who is still chugging Ron’s brand of Kool Aid. Ron prophesied the economic collapse of America this year in addition to his prophecy that America will fall to the European Beast power this year, too. Tick Tock. Weinland spent a lot of time bemoaning people who have left. May there be many more! Last one out, turn out the lights.

Cool video of the week Oh, Dillweed, Jr. what big teeth you have!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 491 days and 70 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: A Lack of Vison

2011-01-16T08:57:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Vision Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 508 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 66
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from San Jose, California this Sabbath. Ron reminded members that he does not heal the sick like prophets before him announcing more sickness and death amongst his members.

Ron reviewed articles about recent weather claiming they were the fulfillment of Thunders. He also acknowledged were at the 500 day mark. No long until time prove him wrong again.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Hard to Grasp

2011-01-08T18:55:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Vision Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 515 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 67
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from Detroit, False prophet Weinland emphasized that Christ Return was less than 17 months from now. PKG is fighting to keep members. Some do not appreciate where they are in time.

“I think of the 7th Seal, I didn’t know what was going to happen.”

Uh, yeah you did… from God’s Final Witness 2008, pg 23, “…and the world will be shocked and in horror on the day that the Seventh Seal is opened.”

Ask around and see how many people you know know that the 7th Seal was opened and who are in ‘shock and horror about it.’

Weinland is claiming the death of birds, fish and sugar cane are evidence of his Thunders. These things are supposedly going to intensify. We'll see.

Oh... and most of the destruction will occur on the last day of the last half of time.

Ron is now shifting expectations for things to 'start happening' in the last half of a time. Time is running out!

Time is going to prove Weinland wrong again. Below, how Dillweed Jr. copes with Weinland's sermons.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: 2011 is the Year USA and Canada Fall

2011-01-02T09:24:00.000-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Government IN the Family Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 522 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 68
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from a still free Detroit, MI and wasted no time in announcing this is the year that America, Canada and other Israelite nations will fall.

Also, "We’d like to think the stock market is coming back." I’m no prophet but it is up 11% over last year according to CNN. And this at the state of things at the time of Weinland's words. So what he said does not even make sense because the stock market has already come back. It goes without saying that the stock market will continue to go up and down.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: More Repetition

2010-12-26T10:57:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Government IN the Family Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 529 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 69
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from Cincinnati, OH False Prophet Ronald Weinland has stated he believes there will be a Feast in 2011. Seems the Great Tribulation is still not on the fast track. This is, of course, exciting. *yawn*

Ron dangled another wrinkled, soft carrot … changes in the God government of the family. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week - A Dill Weed, Jr. approved video.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

If Ronald Weinland Were a Meteorologist

2010-12-19T10:10:00.000-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 536 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 70
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this Sabbath. As stridently as ever, he spent much time reminding followers they had to fight for this way of life. They had to keep to the word of God as revealed by God through Ron and that when they are chosen by God, God miraculously gives them understanding of the things Ron says so that explanation is not necessary. Yet, the many prophecies Ron has given continue to not happen so Ron has taken to producing more truths – soon to come.

If Ron were a meteorologist would he have any credibility? Meteorologists are given leeway because of the fickle nature of weather, but most of the time they get it right. Ron has failed to get anything right.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Epic Contradictions

2010-12-13T11:54:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 543 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 71
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Vancouver, WA this Sabbath. He appointed four more elders to baptize new members. Placing yet another restriction on his flock, he forbid young males and females from communicating privately. He said the bible proves all things and yet seems blind to the many times he has contradicted it. Soon the evidence will be undeniable.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Only Half as Boring?

2010-12-06T09:15:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 550 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 72
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Weinland split his duty to bore with lackey Johnny Harrell as he spoke from Denver, CO this Sabbath. Did the doctors remove something that diminished his capacity to bore? We’ll see. I don’t think we could get that lucky.

They both emphasized there are but a few months left. Good. Keep doing that and pretty soon people will start asking questions.

You can train sheep to do about anything!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: More Retread

2010-11-29T08:32:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 557 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 73
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Denver this Sabbath. Still replowing old ground he spoke more about the curse… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Nothing new.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Still No Two Witness Powers

2010-11-21T11:01:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Curse Review Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 565 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 74
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Religious con man, Ronald Weinland, spoke from Toronto, Canada this Sabbath – an area he fled from in fear after his appearance at idea City. Ron regurgitated his sermon on the curse on women and as has ben pointed out has not used women to give prayers or sermons.

Neither, Ron or Laura has shown any Two Witness powers… and the Great Tribulation keeps not happening.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: We've Been This Way Before...

2010-11-14T08:22:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Reviewing the Curse Pt 1(Summary)
Countdown: 565 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 74
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from a Providence, RI hotel this Sabbath. He announced the death of another elder. So far, his elders seem more susceptible to the Grim Reaper than those he has cursed.
Ron reviewed the Curse… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron managed to avoid prophesying once more.

The Curse of Ronald Weinland?

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Back in the Saddle and Going Nowhere

2010-11-07T07:56:00.001-08:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Obedient to God’s Rest Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 572 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 75
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland, recovered from a burst appendix, spoke from Erie, PA this Sabbath. He spent much time addressing disunity in PKG – apparently not everyone agrees that women should be ministers or gets along and is speaking nicely to and about each other.

Ron is more and more excited about where we are in time. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s about family… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

2010-10-31T09:24:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Split Sermon (Summary)
Countdown: 579 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 76
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland was in Georgia this week. Planning for the next Feast has begun, if God allows it. Ron did not speak he let two fellow false shepherds do it. Of course, they said nothing of import, onlty being able to echo their false shepherd.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Halfway Back in the Saddle

2010-10-24T09:24:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Split Sermon (Summary)
Countdown: 586 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 77
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ron Weinland reported his recovery from a burst appendix. It seems Ron is going to make a full recovery. He placed more restrictions on his flock forbidding them from posting pictures from the Feast. Whatever the doctors removed they did not remove Ron capacity to deliver a boring sermon. This week though he split the duties with an elder.

Ron avoided prophesying and/or performing any powerful works.

Some have asked if Ron meets an early demise who would win Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest? If Ron or Laura met their demise before the biblically assigned time it would amount to a denial of Christ by them or perhaps even vice-versa either way the person who guessed closest to the date without going over would win.

One cat’s prayer – see below.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Paging Ronald Weinland

2010-10-17T08:33:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Terry Wrozek Filler (Summary)
Countdown: 593 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 78
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Terry Wrozek, one of Ron’s underlings, gave the sermon this Sabbath and managed not to breath a word about Ron’s conspicuous absence.

Has Ron ascended to heaven to consult with God? Is he being called home in the manner of Jerry Falwell? Has Ron entered a prayer tower for some one on one time with God?

What about the Silent Witness – is she not able to carry on without Ron present? Didn't God choose her to be His second end time witness?

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

God: Heal Thyself Ronald Weinland

2010-10-10T09:10:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Heal Thyself Ronald (Summary)
Countdown: 599 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 79
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Johnny Harrell filled in for the appendicitis stricken spokesman witness. It seems that God is not going to speed along His Witnesses recovery so Ron will have to rely on modern medicine. Apparently, Ron’s wife didn’t have any say in the matter as she didn’t heal him either. Maybe she tried but God wouldn’t let her.

Seems we will have filler served cold by Ron’s underlings. I wonder if they wonder why God would allow His Witness to be stricken.

Dillweed, Jr. asked if he could have some lady friends over for the weekend I thought sure how much trouble could that be.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The Burden of Keeping Up Appearances

2010-10-03T10:42:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Feast Sermons (Summary)
Countdown: 606 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 80
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Sheriff Wayne Matthews stepped in for an ailing Ronald Weinland this Sabbath. He reported Ron was feeling ill as many of his church’s member probably were after listening to so many boring sermons. Wayne is play Aaron to Ron’s Moses once more. Wayne reaffirmed his belief in the heretofore silent thunders.

Are we now going back to meaningless sermons now?

Perhaps we will be reminded that God used Ron powerfully so to reveal new truths and this solidifies Ron’s mantle of End Time prophet, Blah, blah, blah, blah….

The clock it keeps tick, tock ticking away.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: With a Mighty Swipe of His Powerful Paw…

2010-09-28T10:13:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Feast Sermons (Summary)
Countdown: 613 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 81
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Over the last week, false prophet and religious con man and Herbert Armstrong idolizer, Ronald *yawn* Weinland has been giving sermon feasts. While it is hard to imagine anything more boring – Ron has cranked up the bore. Thus far God’s End Time *yawn* prophet and spokesman witness has yet to reveal anything of substance staying far away from any prophecy. Maybe that will change. Either way the clock keeps tick tock ticking to the time when he will deny Christ by admitting He won’t return May 12th, 2012.

Speaking of Christ’s non-return, Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest is in full swing! Our friend and brave contest Debbie went out on a limb a prognosticatin’ and predictifying that Ron would deny Christ by September 23rd, 2010. Well, the 23rd came and went and no denial and now Debbie becomes a member of the audience once more who will cheer the eventual winner of the contest.

As Ronald Weinland would have said had he saw Dill Weed Jr. swipe through the branch supporting Debbie, “With a Mighty Swipe of His Paw…” Debbie’s grand exit was put into motion.

Debbie's Grand Exit! (Heh, heh, heh... meowzers!)

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Wayne Matthews Rides Again

2010-09-19T08:35:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement (Summary)
Countdown: 620 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 82
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Wayne Matthews Weinland’s side kick gave the sermon this Sabbath in Melbourne, Australia. Seems Ron might be slipping perhaps God has not given him enough power to give all the sermons.

Matthews faithfully followed the script regurgitating familiar themes. One wonders for how much longer that will continue while the Great Tribulation keeps not happening. A pay check though can make a man believe the obviously untrue.

What will the new truths be? Will Ron prophesy again picking up his God given mantle once again and striding forth powerfully so? Or will he trot out old material and claim ‘new’ understanding? Stay tuned.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

We've Reach the Half-Way Point, Weinland

2010-09-15T06:33:00.001-07:00

That's rightfolks, we're over half-way through Ronald Wenland's Great Tribulation.

I've had to update my countdown. ( I couldn't wait to say that.) So now we're counting down to Christ's non-return May 27th 2012. God seems to have stopped talking to Ron 'in his mind' as we've not heard much in the way of prophesy from the Spokesman Witness or his silent side kick.

I seem to remember the Two Witnesses ministry to be one of prophesying. All Ron is doing is giving powerfully boring sermons in a powerfully boring style punctuated with the occasional awkward, ill timed, squawk, "It's all about family!" usually followed up with complaints about how people aren't getting along.

Are PKGers squirming in their seats beginning to question whether this couple are really God's Two Witnesses? One would hope so.

All Ron has been doing lately is 'discovering' new truths' in old literature. Oh, of course, these are divine gifts *yawn* from God delivered through his End Time Knuckle... err prophet. Ron leans on these as 'evidence' that he is God's prophet. And he has too.

All of his so called prophecies have failed to materialize so powerfully so that Ron seems to have learned the value of keeping his mouth shut when it comes to prophesying and sticking to the safe waters of speaking of that which is already written, of course, unless it involves Revelation where minds might start inquiring as to why THE TWO WITNESSES WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE GREATEST, MOST POWERFUL PROPHETS EVER - PERFORMING MIRACLES GREATER THAT CHRIST'S SEEM TO BE SO ORDINARY AND UNREMARKABLE, AND NOT TO MENTION, SO UNKNOWN.

The clock is ticking again and it tick tocks louder still to the hour Ronald Weinland denies Christ. How will Weinland deny Christ?

Consider: Weinland's entire theology is based on the understanding imparted to him when Jesus told him he had opened the first seal... blah, blah, blah.... Jesus told him about when he opened the other seals blah, blah, blah.... God told him (snicker - ah man I told myself I was going to make it through this without snickering!) God told him that he was not only His End Time Prophet, but that he and his wife were the Two Witnesses of Revelation - the Greatest and Most Powerful prophets EVA!

So how could the Two Most powerful prophets to have ever lived be wrong about Christ's return? Well, they simply couldn't, could they?

Tick Tock

The bell tolls for thee Ronald Weinland. Your hour of judgment draws near.

Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland:Half Way Through The Great Tribulation

2010-09-13T08:58:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Thankfulness Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 627 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 83
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Religious con man, Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. Miraculously, Weinland avoided performing any miracles… and just as amazing… Weinland also managed to avoid prophesying (the major mandate of his God given ministry). Ron also did not burn up anyone with breath of fire - for which the cat in the picture is obviously grateful. Maybe he should try one the peppers in the video below? (Heh-heh-heh) Enjoy!

Ron, however seems to be in touch with the spirit world which he reports is ‘stirred up.’ *yawn*

The spirit world ‘gets stirred up’ whenever some minister or religious group experiences or is about to experience some adversity – in this case we can assume it's the minister and not the group since no one knows or cares enough about PKG to want to oppose them in any way that might be termed persecution. Mike has the details.

The spirit world is ‘stirred up’, but the real world remains blissfully ignorant that the Great Tribulation is half-way over.

Dill Weed, Jr. has been snick snicking snicking away at the branch preparing for Debbies’ grand exit from Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Thankfull I'm Not In PKG

2010-09-07T06:04:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Thankfulness Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 634 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 84
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

The false prophet and religious conman, Ronald Weinland spoke from Detroit this Sabbath.

Summary: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron’s so excited…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s about family… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Powerfully so…. Powerfully boring…. Ron managed to avoid prophesying and working any miracles.

Update on Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest:

Dill Weed Jr. has been lazing around on the limb beyond which Deborah sits with her prediction that Ron will deny Christ on September 23rd 2010. He’s been snick snicking away at the limb and has gotten through the bark and a good portion of the branch all while flicking his tail with glee. (He seems to have forgotten that we’re up next!) Anyway, we’ve planned a grand exit for Deborah that will be available on video once her date tick tocks by! Don’t miss it! We’ll will salute Deborah for playing and bid her a fond adieu when the time comes.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Weinland: Disunity in PKG

2010-08-30T11:04:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 641 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 85
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and religious con man, Ronald Weinland spoke from Bowling Green, KY this Sabbath. He spent a good 15 minutes berating the brethren for not getting along and not associating much together before and after services. Considering that many drive long distances can you blame them for wanting to split afterwards?

In a nut shell (pun intended), Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Oh, and Ron is so excited...

Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

2010-08-23T08:53:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 648 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 86
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ron Weinland spoke from Georgia this Sabbath, He talked up ‘growth’ as God’s work; Lord know no religious group ever grew unless it was God’s blessing. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Dill Weed, Jr. reminds you to enter Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest.

Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Weinland: Woe To You Backsliders

2010-08-16T09:29:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 655 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 87
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and religious con man, Ronald Weinland spoke from the Spokane, WA area this Sabbath. Sounding familiar themes Ron punished the flock saying they are sinners and some are back sliding gossipers exercising their filthy, stinking mouths.

Ron is stirred up and excited by the sermons he’ll give in the *yawn* next few weeks… boring.

Hneik... Jr., Get your paw outta my face!

Commandment 11 (Broke off when Moses dropped the tablets)
Thou Shalt Enter Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest

Ron, the bell tolls for thee…. and thine's miserable ministry.

Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Weinland Warns Followers: Do Not Enter Dill Weed’s End of the End Contest

2010-08-08T08:54:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 662 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 88
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Orlando, FL this Sabbath. Summary: Mr. Armstrong… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Mr. Armstrong… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Healing in the mind… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Now for some good stuff!

The time has come ladies gentlemen for Dill Weed’s Great End of the End contest! Each reader can guess the date that Ron will deny Christ’s May 27th 2012 arrival. (Gasp!) Yes, indeed it’s time for you to put it all on the line in this exciting contest where you guess the date of the implosion of Ron’s ministry.

Dill Weed, how can we play and what are the rules?

To enter Dill Weed's Great End of the End contest all you need to do is guess the date that Ron denies Christ by admitting He won’t return May 27th, 2012… without going over! (Price is Right rules apply - sorry, I didn't get the date right the first time.) I must not be listening too closely.

Dill Weed, what will I win?

The winner will receive the undying admiration and adulation of their fellow contestants which may be expressed through comments like, “Pfffftt, that was my first guess!” or “That was a dang lucky guess - that’s what I was going to say!”

All contestants will admit your mightiness in declaring The End of the End and predictin’ and a prognosticatin’ the implosion of Ron’s false ministry! (which may continue in the basements of burned out and abandoned 7-11’s in the Cleveland area.) We’ll forego the ticker tape parade in NY and simply acknowledge that YOU ARE GREAT!

I’ll kick things off – after some tail pulling, a few scratches, some bandages and the ransoming of a carton (That’s right a CARTON of tuna) Dill Weed, Jr. and me came up with our guess which is… drum roll…. Ron abandons the time line by May 27th, 2011. We’re in. Now, it’s your turn! (I changed my prediction date to May 27th from May 12th. (Sorry folks, Jr. and me weren't listening that closely plus we were a fussin' and fuedin' over our proph... err prediction.)

Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: More Boredom to Come

2010-08-01T10:20:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 669 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 89
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from his home town of Cincinnati this Sabbath. There are four new Truths coming. They will be as meaningless as the others. It seems Weinland followers aren’t requiring much in the way of proof to keep believing. That’s OK, because soon after Ron’s Truth and pony show the absence of any evidence support Ron’s claims will rear its ugly head again.

Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Even in the Great Tribulation, You Must Tithe.

2010-07-27T09:55:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Tithes and Offerings Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 676 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 90
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and con man Ronald Weinland was in Minnesota this Sabbath beating his favorite drum: Tithing. Tithing supports he and his wife’s lifestyle and pays for their mansion and travel so it’s important to more than just God.

Ron’s working on two new Truths that he says he has already mentioned – so more repetition. I hope he’s working on his reason for changing the timeline.

The sands of time are running low. We’re getting close to the half-way point and the world is oblivious.

Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: No Room to Question.

2010-07-18T10:30:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
More Time Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 677 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 97
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from a hot Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. He didn’t bother to change the weather perhaps he was too busy working on Feast sermons.

He announced there would be two more Truths. I believe I heard him say before that there would be no more Truths. Some murmuring has occurred, folks are doubting Ron is a prophet – perhaps because of the lack of evidence? We will be there as the evidence continues to not pile up.

Ron disfellowshipped a non-tither. You can’t stay if you don’t pay.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: On a Spiritual Plane…

2010-07-11T10:07:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
More Time Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 684 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 98
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Portland, OR this Sabbath. He reviewed PKG ‘early’ years managing to exclude his false prophecies and the still delaying 2nd Trumpet. He also managed to avoid prophesying, too. He talked much about types and patterns – standard filler used to related biblical stories to modern times.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Rely On God By Listening To Me

2010-07-05T11:40:00.001-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
More Time Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 691 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 99
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Warren, MO this week. Ron reviews his biblical calculus with all its leaps of logic, navel gazing and eye glazing wonder. *Yawn*

The Great Tribulation is almost halfway over and the world has slept through it. The Two Witnesses remain unknown and ignorant of God’s plans even though God speaks regularly into Ron's mind. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Running Out of Time

2010-06-27T10:12:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
More Time Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 698 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 100
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Toronto this Sabbath. He recalled his trip to Idea City where God allowed him to be filled with fear and caused him to flee back to the U.S. and more welcoming audiences.

Weinland noted we are now in the period called “time” in the countdown to Christ’s 2012 return. Members have been following along on their calendars. Good, because soon they will start asking some hard questions.

We understand the Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. We are special. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. They just can’t understand. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: No Room for Competition

2010-06-20T10:40:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Tithes and Offerings Pt 2
(Summary)
Countdown: 705 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 101
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

1st Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Richmond, VA this Sabbath. It seems some in the growing church think they can think for themselves, one taking it so far as to proclaim himself one of the Two Witnesses. This earned him a summary disfellowshipment by Ron.

Ron again avoid prophesy and prophesying by beating his favorite drums tithing and offerings which of course are exciting and can’t be understood unless Ron explains them and Boy! Aren’t we lucky Ron is here to explain them!

Dumbfounding… incredible to understand… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Mold and fashion through time Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

The Tithing Stick: Thou Shalt Pay Ronald Weinland

2010-06-12T12:58:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Tithes and Offferings Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 712 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 102
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Religious snake oil salesman, Ronald Weinland brought out the tithing stick in Dallas, TX. You knew it was coming. The flock has not been cajoled and berated lately and more brethren have joined. It is time to turn them upside down until the money shakes free from their pockets. Ron hears change clattering on the floor sees changes in members who have tithed. Tick Tock.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

When Ronald Weinland Did What He Did…

2010-06-07T11:24:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Focus on God's Kingdom (Summary)
Countdown: 719 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 103
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from Bloomington, IN false prophet Weinland remarked on the inflow of suck.. members in these Last Days. Many have not experienced the full eight days of The Feast of *Yawn* Tabernacles.

The final Elijah will meet with senior elders at his humble home. (I wonder what they will think about his tithe paid for digs.) New people have questions and Ron and the elders need a plan to answer them. Apparently, just sending them to the website is not enough.

Cool video of the week. Something else Ron can’t do.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: The Prophet Who Talks More About the Past Than the Future

2010-05-29T11:10:00.000-07:00

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Body of Christ Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 726 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 104
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from the U.K false prophet Ronald Weinland enjoys another vacation at the expense of his flock.

Some are murmuring about how money is used by God’s End Time prophet.

Ron points out the blessing of early sermon revealing the 50th *Yawn* truth. He claims Thunders getting louder and louder. Maybe we can have Feast of Tabernacles next year too(!) Ron gets dumbfounded.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed