Ronald Weinland: It's Not My Fault Many Will Die

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Final Plea, With Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 445 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 57
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Georgia this Sabbath with more of the If I am a prophet… blather.

I can hardly wait for him to have to admit he is a false prophet. When he does that, admitting a colossal wrong carried out over 3 ½ years in a scope that defies imagination, I wonder how could anyone think he would have any credibility to ‘review’ the 50 Truths. Hopefully, he will wind up alone so he cannot harm others anymore.

Ron beat the dead horse of Easter, Christmas and the Sabbath… They just can’t understand! Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 440 days and 63 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: If I'm Not a Prophet...

"There are some that come along and pervert and distort things so much..."

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Final Plea, With Judgment (Summary)
Countdown: 452 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 58
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

God tells the end from the beginning, Weinland tells the end from near the end.

False prophet Ronald Weinland, self-proclaimed End Time prophet and Spokesman Witness of Revelation, who would not brook any questioning of his prophecies among his followers who would be expeditiously disfellowshipped for questioning (doubting God) because they dare entertain the notion that Weinland could be wrong is now openly introducing the notion that he might fucking not be prophet after all.

Introducing the incredible possibility that he might not be a prophet is paving the way to admitting he is not a prophet when events prove that he is not. It is astonishing that a man to whom “God speaks to in his mind” would entertain the notion that he is not God’s prophet. Not so when you consider how self-serving it is. IF that were not enough he trots out that he would continue to attempt to lead the church. THAT would be his most presumptuous act. This is the beginning of the end.

After presumptuously stepping out on his own, Ron has tipped his hand that he would go back to already established bible ‘truths’ now able to distinguish which ones are actually true (believe me this time, I prayed a lot). Also, Weinland raises the specter of "Where would you go anyway?" Fortunately, for any who care to investigate Weinland the facts have been established.

Dillweed, Jr. comes home after a night on the town. Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 447 days and 64 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is nearly here!
Dill Weed

Ron Weinland's Impotent Prayers

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pray for Judgment Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 459 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 59
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland was in Richmond, VA this Sabbath. Ron has been praying for an increase in the Thunders for several weeks now and has implored his followers to pray steadfastly too. Ron has used his hysterical yelling voice, the one he uses for its “all about family!”, to condemn the poor Easter bunny, the bringer of all things evil.

We are watching Ron calling on his un-answering God, the way The Real Elijah watched Baal’s priests call upon him to devour the altar they had built. We all know how that turned out.

Could God’s punishment be to leave Ron in the lurch to fail before all? Below some who believe Armageddon is coming sooner than later.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 454 days and 65 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: All in and All Aboard the Crazy Train

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pray for Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 466 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 60
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH this Sabbath. Instead of performing powerful works from God, ole Ronny has taken to demanding his followers pray for an increase in the Thunders and Trumpets.

He has locked himself into a 15 month countdown which will end with Christ’s return. However, Ron will be exposed as a false prophet (again, and finally as well) when Thunders and Trumpets fail to materialize. Ron’s failure as a self appointed End Time prophet, First Witness of Revelation and final Elijah will be evident to all and undeniable.

All aboard Ronald Weinland’s crazy train for forty laps in the desert.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 463 days and 66 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Pray for Increasing Destruction

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pray for Judgment Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 473 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 61
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from sunny Florida this Sabbath. He encouraged his followers to pray for an increase in the Thunders. The sands of time keep drifting away toward his ultimate debunking.


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 470 days and 67 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Stealing Headlines and Stories

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Thunder of Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 480 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 62
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Detroit, MI this Sabbath. Seems Ron has been listening to some of the business and political talking heads who are announcing the demise of the dollar and the fall of the US. They are especially thick now. Ron leans to them to provide evidence of his Thunders. Ron is still clinging to his timeline and predicts the demise of the dollar and the US by the end of the year. With so many of Ron’s specific prophecies lying in the roadside in a ditch, I’ll bide my time.

On another note, it seems some of me and Jr.’s home movies have been leaked to the net. There’s no banjo like a cat banjo!

On another, other note… the clock is tick tock ticking toward May 27th, 2011 when me and Jr. prognosticated and predicated Weinland giving up the ghost. Well it seems, we are in for a white knuckle ride that may not stop there in Dillweed's Great End of the End Contest. Jr. likes to remind me that cats always land on their feet. I say fine, but what if I land on Jr.? Jr. claims he will fall slower than me that is after he climbs me while I’m falling! See below

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 477 days and 68 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Prattling On

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Judgment of Thunder Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 487 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 63
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Tuscaloosa, AL this Sabbath. He used the headlines to revisit thunders grasping here and there for some evidence of fulfillment of the Thunders. Weinland says we are not going to make it through these things. Ron says that Nasdaq and Dow Jones will not exist. And, still the clock keeps tick tocking down. He stated we have less than 16 months.

Last week’s challenge to Dill Weed, Jr. touched a sore spot. I think I better explain. Jr. was raised in the Smokey Mountains. One evening, Jr. was catting around a barn filled with bright lights and music. It was there he heard an irresistible plunking rhythm. Unnoticed, Jr. snuck into the barn and listen raptly. The next morning he plunked down $20 dollars for his first banjo. He practiced day and night and began playing at barn dances. He developed a piece (video below) where he played two banjos running back and forth between two stools. Jr. was a prodigy. He aspired to go to Julliard and excitedly filled out an application. Only to be shattered when Julliard rejected him saying a banjo wasn’t really an instrument. Since that day, he’s never played again.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 484 days and 69 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed