Ronald Weinland: Babylonian Blabber

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Final Half a Time (Summary)
Countdown: 147 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 18
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Tuscaloosa, AL this Sabbath. The forty weeks of judgment on USA, Australia etc. has ended. The US remains independent as does Great Britain and Australia. We’re into the last half time. *yawn* This is where things really get moving. God told Ron. What more could you ask for? In the next 140 days the Trumpets of Revelation will sound and the Seven Thunders will crash mightily.

Some are asking about the 5 months mentioned in Revelation. Ron addressed this saying he does not know and that they will have to wait until God reveals it. He said maybe he'll explain it next week. He doesn't know. Having faith means following when you don’t have all the answers. Reality is going to smack down their faith when Ron admits he is a false prophet. Ron trotted out the idea that people shouldn’t expect prophets to be perfect. That might be useful in the near future. The magnitude of how wrong Ronald Weinland is is breathtaking. Powerfully so.

Weinland told his congregation to not look into dates because they can be misled. But when dates are revealed through Ron they can be relied upon. Weinland cautioned his congregation against going to biblical reference books because they are all wrong. (Surprise!) And the Jews don’t know diddly about God’s plan. (Ha! He cracks me up!)

Thanks to Mike for playing Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest. Jack365 is up next. We're gettin' close! The cats below are taking this all in stride.

Flaking out

Nap Time!

Gotchca!

Triple heart

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The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...157 days and 24 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland’s Loaf

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The End Tyranny Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 154 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 19
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this Sabbath. Weinland complained of mockers who were intruding on his life and told them to “go fishing”. I’ll take him up on that soon. I’ll stop blogging about him when he admits he is a false prophet.

Meanwhile, Weinland had some complaints about “a little leaven ruining” his loaf. Aww, too bad, maybe some members a wising up. Ron reminded listeners that HE is revealing *yawn* God’s plan. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He cited problems with the Euro as evidence of the coming End. Ten nations have not formed yet though much less have they taken the independence of the United Sates. The coming end of the dollar has been delayed as the stock market finshed 2011 where it started 2010 at 12,000 plus. Ron is upset about the Chinese signing contracts with Afghanistan. Probably to build some roads for their march to the battle of Armageddon? Ron's God seems to be tarrying.

Ron continues to be attacked by the “spirit word” which is really stirred up. I imagine Ron stuck in traffic, pulling into to rest stop where he is ‘assaulted’ by used paper towels lying on the counter and bathroom floor leaving and running into a person who won’t move out of his way – all Satan’s attacks. Amazing to grasp and comprehend. Such persecution of God's End Time prophet. : D

Ron has made plans for travel through February. But he didn’t mention any Two Witless stuff. You think he’d be striking the earth with plagues or something. Ron said it was “awesome to understand” that most of the great things Jesus did he did in the last two weeks of his life. Wow! What an amazing parallel. Remember, Weinland’s Two Witness powers won’t kick in until three weeks before Christ’s return. Incredible to understand.

Ron encouraged members to get on the internet to see evidence of the hardships others are suffering - not like most of them who shop in stores with isles overflowing with food and products. "It's a sick, sick, sick world." Blah, blah, blah, blah…. I hope members Google his name!

Weinland harped on this point that come May, June and July his members would not have house payments etc. He gave the example of buying a matress that one would not have to pay for until three years later. It would be OK for members to buy it because they knew The End was coming if they bought it 'intending to pay for it'. He said several times, "Do you understand what I am saying?" Go out and buy anything you want, just make sure the payments don't start until May (!) Can you believe it? What a nut!

Ron, thanks for playing Dill Weed's Great End of The End contest - (now in living color!). Mike is up next. Looks like his prophecy may come to pass.

As cute as it gets

Well, maybe not – a box of love.


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...164 days and 25 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Weinland: No Marriage or Dating Until Christ Returns

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The End Tyranny Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 163 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 20
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Richmond, VA this Sabbath. There will be no more counseling for married members because *yawn* The End is so near. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron is still convinced he God’s End Time profit. "There is open vocalization about WW III." Why not just say people are talking about WW III? Ron believes WWW III is imminent. 10 European nations are going to *yawn* unite. The Germans don’t understand that they are really the Assyrians even though they have a museum about the Assyrians. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Weinland et al is preparing for The End. Incredible opportunities wait for the members God has drawn into PKG. (Like explaining to their friends and relatives why Jesus didn’t return May 27, 2012.) Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron’s really talking up their opportunities – the places God has *yawn* prepared for them. (Eyeroll) They need to prepare for baptizing people all over the world and for positions in God’s government. (LOL) There will be no more marriage counseling for PKGers. They must decide between unbelieving mates or PKG. There can be no marriage, remarriage or dating until Christ returns.

Sunday mornings

This guy can herd cats.


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...173 days and 26 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest Update

And the winner is....

Aww, dang, we still have to wait! The next contestant in The Great End of The End contest is Ron (no, not THAT Ron), who guessed that Weinland would admit by December 31st, 2011 that he was a false prophet.

I'm not so sure it will happen by then. Weinland's just had a elder seminar in Sin City - an appropriate local for Two False and Failed Witnesses. (Which one of the cats isn't the same?)

The clock is tick tock ticking. Louder. Can you hear it? That could just be your kid in the kitchen banging on pots and pans, but roll with me on this one.

Where is the terror of The End? The United States is still an independent country. Australia and Great Britain - still standing. Weinland has been wrong on so many things it's difficult to name them all. What about the Thunders that should be "ever increasing, never decreasing" and so many more? But I really like this one.

What about Ron's claim he and his wife's Two Witness powers would not kick in until the last three weeks before May 27, 2012? We'll see.

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We are counting down to The End. Like waiting for a bus that never comes. Judgment day for Ronald Weinland, however, is racing towards us. Could a prophet wrong about so many things still be an apostle? I know Jesus is forgiving and all, but surely there are limits.

How could a person live knowing they made the most presumptous power grab ever by a biblical figure? How could they face themselves in a mirror? Laura, your included on this too. You are just as culpable. How could a person - even after they repented, as Ron and Laura surely will (this would be the time for the silent witness to speak if there ever was one.) how could they after that possibly claim to be God's representatives in any position whatsoever, even after asking the false question, "Where else could you go?"

Imagine how bad the Weinlands are going to make their God look - especially since they believe they are His Two Witnesses. God and Jesus have been so specific with Ron that he couldn't possible be wrong- Remember that their Two Witness powers won't kick in until 3rd, not the 2nd or 4th, but 3 weeks before Christ's return. I mean, how in anyway could one claim to be mistaken about that? That's pretty specific.

What about all the communications Ron has received from Jesus? The dates of the opening of The Seals, the impending deaths of Ron's former associates, Jesus' claim that Pope Ratzinger would still be alive when He returned? All specific, crystal clear, precise. We're waiting and the wait is almost over. (Yippee!) Now for some cat videos (what you really came for anyway!)

Two fat cats, one in disguise.

Cute

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Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: I am the Last Type of Elijah

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Meaning of Elijah (Summary)
Countdown: 170 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 21
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Las Vegas, NV this Sabbath. He reasserted his title of the Elijah (*yawn*) to come. He mentioned the names of a bunch of suckers… err new associate elders who are being prepared for the great influx of new believers.

God has been pretty specific to Ron so wouldn’t it be a disappointment when Jesus no shows? Ron sounded nervous, but still managed to bore me. Maybe, Ron will end up being the last tax collector also.

Cool video

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The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...180 days and 26 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Millions Still Not Flocking to PKG

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Apocalyptic Stooge Filler (Summary)
Countdown: 177 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 22
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland took this Sabbath off and had two of his stooges give sermons. They Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video

Wake up mom!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...187 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Two Witlesses

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Witness of 6,000 years Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 184 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 23
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0




False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Urbana, IL this Sabbath. He Blah, blah, blah, blah….


Mr. Whiskers

Cute Meow


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...187 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed