Ronald Weinland: Nothing Still Happening.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sobered Indeed Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 221 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 27
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Hawaii this Sabbath. Ron is on a Hawaiian vacation.

Ron is still not exercising Two Witness powers. Ron said dates were changing. Yes, they will soon when he is forced to admit he’s no witness at all. Oh, but he’s still a prophet.

Ron beat up on his favorite punching bag: Pride. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron is still trying to explain why nothing is happening in the way of tribulation. He is preparing members for nothing to continue happening.

We are one week closer to Ron’s disgrace.


Cool video of the week - Snoozefest

The Professor

Flat cat

Junior on a hot summer’s day.


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 215 days and 31 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Absent, Replacement Speaker. Yawn

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
To Be Elohim (Summary)
Countdown: 228 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 28
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland had a replacement fill in for him. I'm not listening to that. Watch a cat video you'll feel better. Promise. One week closer to Ron’s disgrace.


Cool video of the week Awwwwwwww!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 222 days and 32 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Apolcalypse When?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement 2011 (Summary)
Countdown: 235 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 29
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from New Zealand this Sabbath. Atonement, Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Boring. Seems Ron contimues to be plagued by some being out there.

We are one week closer to Ron’s disgrace.


Cool video of the week

Kitty wants to help

This bird is no fraidy cat

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 229 days and 33 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Fights Aggravations

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement 2011 (Summary)
Countdown: 242 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 30
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. Ron was caught up in the spirit and announced that aggravations were spiritual attacks. He spent a good deal of time attacking evil human nature, ugh. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron got cut off in traffic. This, of course, was a spiritual attack from that being out there. Some guys would not move out of the way on a sidewalk to let Ron by. Satan's after Ron!


Cool video of the week

Too cute to resist

Snow cat

Magic trick

Sweet meows


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 236 days and 34 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Keeping Up Appearances

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Time Is Closing In (Summary)
Countdown: 249 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 31
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath. Ron says the speed and frequency of things happening have accelerated. Things will speed up, powerfully so. Ron reads the news. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron made much of China which has one aircraft carrier, refurbished from Russia. The pot is being stirred up. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron says NATO is going to be the EU’s military power.

We’re one week closer! Woo-Hoo!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 243 days and 35 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: You Should Be Dumbfounded

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Emerging Fifth Trumpet (Summary)
Countdown: 256 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 32
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from London, UK this Sabbath. He announced the Fifth Trumpet is sounding. But, what happened to the Second Trumpet? Ron reminds listeners not to be anxious for the arrival of the Trumpets. He says we’ve had a great time of mercy due to the lack of bad stuff. Be glad we’re able to meet like we are today.

Ron says the Trumpets will sound within the next few months! LOL, I can’t wait until they don’t happen. The world doesn’t understand Blah, blah, blah, blah….

The 2nd, 3rd and 4th Trumpet haven’t sounded, but the 5th has started. Ron gave an outside date of 3 months. It could all happen in a single day! BOO!!!! Scared ya didn’t he?

Ron reads the news. Ron blathered on about the Pope’s visit to Germany. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s the mind. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron reads the news powerfully so. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron is dumb… founded by the news. Blah, blah, blah, blah….He says there is going to be a run on banks soon and recommends hiding your money some place.

Just a few more months until Ron is exposed again a false prophet.

Cool videos of the week are Catterific!

Something different

Jr. listening to Ron.

Dirty, dirty cat

Junior’s spa treatment

Kitty love

Kitty love II

More relaxation techniques from Jr.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 250 days and 36 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Take These Truths

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Final Truths (Summary)
Countdown: 263 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 33
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Dublin, Ireland this Sabbath. He’s finished up reviewing the Truths. He sounded rather subdued. It won’t be long until he has to abandon the 50th Truth that God gave him. LOL.

Oh, here we go. Ron says God has left a door open with respects things he is going to do. Hint. Hint. 50th truth bites the dust soon!

Weinland still does not know when the 2nd Trumpet is coming. Ron mentioned the five months, 5th Trumpet. Time is running out for the 2nd Trumpet!

The 6th Trumpet mentioned a year, a month and a day certain creatures would be loosed. Ron says this has already started. "Just watch the news." It's what Russia and China are saying. So, the 6th Trumpet came before the 2nd? Ron goes on to say that the sting of scorpions might be financial difficulties. He admits speculations made in August have not happened. He says it can take place in one day. Asia and Europe are not doing what they are supposed to do.

Ron urges his members to resist reading things into scriptures, but he does not limit himself in that way. Ron says we follow God. Who tells them what God is saying? Ron. Who passes along God’s corrections? Ron.

Ron says the U.S. Agriculture department is misreporting the amount of food available and that suddenly there will be a food shortage in the U.S. There have been earthquakes, droughts, fires and economic troubles. Thunders, he says. We'll see soon.

No new prophecy. No demonstration of Two Witness powers. Ron keeps putting off expectations.

LOL!!! Ron says the world will not come to 'know' The Two Witnesses until the last three weeks before Christ's return. So basically, the first three weeks in May 2012! Oh, that's a screamer!! He basically spent the sermon admitting that things haven't been happening and God has left the door open as to how he's going to do things. Ron says he will not know until after things happen - that things get 'witnessed' after the fact such as the opening of scrolls and seals, Trumpet blasts and Thunders, and the pouring out of bowls. HA! BUT, Ron knows that The Two Witnesses won't become known to the wicked world until 3, not 2, not 4, but 3 weeks before Christ's Return.

This is the gold I've been waiting for and there's more to come!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 257 days and 37 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed