Ronald Weinland: Running Out of Time

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
More Time Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 698 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 100
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Toronto this Sabbath. He recalled his trip to Idea City where God allowed him to be filled with fear and caused him to flee back to the U.S. and more welcoming audiences.

Weinland noted we are now in the period called “time” in the countdown to Christ’s 2012 return. Members have been following along on their calendars. Good, because soon they will start asking some hard questions.

We understand the Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. We are special. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. They just can’t understand. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: No Room for Competition

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Tithes and Offerings Pt 2
(Summary)
Countdown: 705 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 101
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

1st Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Richmond, VA this Sabbath. It seems some in the growing church think they can think for themselves, one taking it so far as to proclaim himself one of the Two Witnesses. This earned him a summary disfellowshipment by Ron.

Ron again avoid prophesy and prophesying by beating his favorite drums tithing and offerings which of course are exciting and can’t be understood unless Ron explains them and Boy! Aren’t we lucky Ron is here to explain them!

Dumbfounding… incredible to understand… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Mold and fashion through time Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

The Tithing Stick: Thou Shalt Pay Ronald Weinland

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Tithes and Offferings Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 712 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 102
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Religious snake oil salesman, Ronald Weinland brought out the tithing stick in Dallas, TX. You knew it was coming. The flock has not been cajoled and berated lately and more brethren have joined. It is time to turn them upside down until the money shakes free from their pockets. Ron hears change clattering on the floor sees changes in members who have tithed. Tick Tock.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

When Ronald Weinland Did What He Did…

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Focus on God's Kingdom (Summary)
Countdown: 719 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 103
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from Bloomington, IN false prophet Weinland remarked on the inflow of suck.. members in these Last Days. Many have not experienced the full eight days of The Feast of *Yawn* Tabernacles.

The final Elijah will meet with senior elders at his humble home. (I wonder what they will think about his tithe paid for digs.) New people have questions and Ron and the elders need a plan to answer them. Apparently, just sending them to the website is not enough.


Cool video of the week. Something else Ron can’t do.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed