Tuesday, July 28, 2009

What Ending For Ronald Weinland?

I think Todd has it right. I think he knows the deception he is peddling, but he is stuck with it and has no easy way out, plus it provides his livelyhood and he is the boss - answerable to a seemingly absent God. The lifestyle, travel and being your own boss (more than less) and being the authority closes the deal - as they have for so many preachers. It is enjoyable to have people look up to you, to defer to your wisdom.

Despite his outlandish claims Ron appears rational. He must certainly come face to face (at least weekly), if not more, with the lack of evidence substantiating his claim to prophet and witness hood. He boldly and desperately reaffirms his role - so he feels the pressure - even though now he seems to have eased that pressure until the LGD, so he just gives regular sermons.

It takes a determined and calculated effort to make and reaffirm his claims to everyone, including himself. I mean when he eats dinner he looks across the table and faces a woman he knows is not a prophetess or the second witness. What can that be like? She is his silent partner in religious crime, I contend.

How can they do this?

I simply find it staggering and it is why I stay tuned in.

Can anyone see this ending well?

I have difficulty conceiving of Ron getting out of this with any credibility. I suppose it could happen. But PKG members out there are counting down. They are invested spiritually, emotionally and financially. This is heading for one big wreck.

Reflecting on my own experience, this grips a person hard and for a long time. I don't ever expect to see myself believing 'I have the truth.' Alarm bells go off in my mind the first step down that road.

That said, the bible especially Proverbs and Eccliasiastes contain useful guidance. I think the most valuable trait a person can cultivate is humility. (not to echo Ron by any means, in fact, a lot of the railing he does against pride seems calculated to establish his authority and to prevent any challenge or questioning.)

You won't see me chiming in on doctrinal matters. I haven't the desire to.

Agree or disagree, I feel connected to everyone here. I wish I had more answers than unanswerable questions, but I don't. I think that is the 'cold' reality in which we all actually live - so best to embrace it.

Do I like it? No, not especially. It is more comfortable thinking you do have the answers - 'the truth'.

I've drank the heady brew of certainty and felt its comforting, intoxicating and powerful embrace. But we pay a price for the beliefs we allow ourselves to hold, often painful ones.

I think it is important to recognize the limits of one's beliefs - that our beliefs can and do have limits and that a good many of them may not be correct and can't be fully trusted. And that only in the testing of our beliefs can we protect ourselves, our relationships and futures from certain harms. Above all, the others we surround ourselves with, can provide a healthy check on and connection to reality. We cut others off at our own peril.

Reality's comfort may be cold at first , but it brings peace when we recognize and accept it.

How will Ron's saga end? I don't know, but I see more bad endings than good. All I know, is that if he does what he does knowingly then he deserves everything he gets, but it should be tempered with mercy. I think he's written a story for himself out of delusion and desperation that he can't get out of and unfortunately has sucked a lot of vulnerable people in after him.

I know what I don't know. I know what I cannot know. I accept that.

I believe in God and when there is a clear choice, I'm confident I'll make the right choice.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Too Much For a Prophet to Bear?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Faith Pt. 1 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1034 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 148
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Ron reads post about swine flu from the website.
He’s going to resurrect the specter of ideaCity, apparently, ‘what happened there’ is bothering him. He is going to publish a letter to them on the site. Hasn't he forgiven them? Is this too much for God's prophet and Witness to bear?
Will the 1st Witness prophesy? Will God's prophet reveal ‘more light’ on these End Times? Or will it be all quiet on the prophecy front, again?
Ron’s humility fetish is kicking in big-time. Some don’t like auto responses from the website. Auto responses are useful for avoiding difficult questions. Another ho-hum Two Witness sermon, God gave this to him?
That’s OK, Ron. Your expiration date is rushing toward you.
People just can’t understand the Sabbath, Passover, Blah, blah, blah, blah…. without God opening their minds. And, of course, God is only working through Ron. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. We're so special. They just can't understand. You should be greatful. If God doesn't open your mind, blah, blah, blah, blah….
A remarkable lack of prophecy or even reference to prophecy for God's End Time prophet and Spokesman Witness.
Not surprising if you've been listening, even if you haven't been listening long like myself.
Where are the millions God is calling to PKG?
Where is the 5th Thunder?
Where are the 6th and 7th Thunders, for that matter?
Where is the 2nd Trumpet?
Ron’s has set himself in a pattern of run-of-the mill, hum-drum sermons until The Last Great Day when he pulls the rug out from under his believers.
Ron acts like he is not simply repeating things that thousands of other ministers have repeated thousands of times. Quite amusing, really, for someone claiming to be God's End Time prophet and Witness of Revelation.
Remember that Simpson’s episode when the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are riding and the Simpson’s go to Hell because they were Left Below? Homer smells barbeque but there are no hot dogs. There’s German potato salad, and coleslaw with pineapple. Doh! Highway to Hell plays. I love the Simpsons.

Ron’s shelf life is growing shorter like potato salad sitting out in the sun.
What has God 'given' Ron lately? Apparently, not much.
Ron refers to the two day fast and comments that he'll speak of it on the Last Great Day. Has a two day fast post-poned Armageddon and Christ's return? Perhaps excused us from further Thunders, Trumpets or Vials?
Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Weinland - A New Test For Prophet Hood

Dill Weed, Jr. appreciates the gift of the watermelon. He's just having trouble figuring out what to do with it. : D
A recent post in response to WO that got me thinking and seemed worth a post here.
Hi WO,

Your comment was refreshing. The reading you have done has broadened your knowledge. And, you are expecting evidence to substantiate claims.
It is true that Ron said (GWF Pg 108) speaking of the 2nd phase of the 5 Thunder, of the Sixth Seal of Revelation, of which Jesus revealed the meaning to Ron (See below), "the PRIMARY EXCEPTION to this (the increasing deaths of religous figures in the 2nd phase of the 5th Thunder of the 6th Seal of Revelation) will be the Pope of the Catholic Church who is prophesied to die directly after the return of Christ."
In his, God’s Love is Coming sermon on April 12, 2008 At 4 min 15 sec mark Ron said, “And the one he (Satan) is going to start influencing in a very powerful way, starting on April the 17th when the Pope (Ratzinger) is in Washington DC, because that’s when it begins and that’s when he begins to be influenced highly, and that’s going to grow in strength and power over the period of time to follow.”
In his, God's Witness is Ending, Pt. 1 sermon on December 20, 2008 1 hr 10 min mark, "Pope (Ratzinger) is working behind the scenes to bring about 10 nation EU."
Ron has given an indisputable test for his prophet hood, BUT he may have a way out, although he would have to revise what he said and that's a problem because:
Ron said, GFW Pg 63 "When Christ began opening those Seals, He revealed their meaning to me, His servant.”
Christ told Ron the meaning of the Seals. 1st Seal opened 1994.
Did Christ tell Ron the meaning of all the Seals then? No. (Well, how do you know, Dill Weed?)
Ron has said many times that he doesn't know... until it is 'given'. He has not been able to be specific and when he has....
But, Ron was specific about the Pope and the 2nd phase of 5th Thunder of the 6th Seal of Revelation because Jesus was specific.
We must conclude that Ratzinger was the Pope when Christ opened the 6th Seal. Why?
Because, if John Paul was the Pope then - Christ would have told Ron - that Pope (John Paul) would die and the next Pope will be the False Prophet and will die after I return. Christ would have KNOWN that Pope John Paul would die before He returned and John Paul could not be the False Prophet of Revelation.
Ratzinger became Pope April 2005 - well before God's Final Witness was published Nov 2006.
Christ told Ron, and told him specifically so, how Pope Ratzinger would be different from all the other religious leaders who would die in the 2nd phase of the 5th Thunder of the 6th Seal of Revelation that Christ had opened and whose meaning He had given to His Prophet and Spokesman, Ron - Different - How so? That RATZINGER would not die until He returned May 2012.
Jesus knew who he was talking about, Ratzinger, the Pope alive at the time He opened the 6th Seal of Revelation, and made a specific claim about, which He had Ron deliver as prophesy in God's Final Witness Pg 108. Which would, of course, later echo as part of the 6th Thunder confirming that Ron was God's Prophet and End Time Witness.
That is as specific and locked in as you can get.
If Ratzinger dies before Christ returns (May 2012) - Christ lied or was wrong OR Ron prophesied falsely, NOT MISTAKENLY OR PRESUMPTUOUSLY, but falsely!
Which would you believe?
What explanation could Ron possibly offer contradicting Jesus' own specific words about Pope Ratzinger?
What can we expect erstwhile from False Prophet Ratzinger? Powerful signs and wonders, the formation of a one world religon, the creation of an image of the Anti-Christ that speaks and probably the lead role in the issuance of the Mark of the Beast.
All from a 83 year old man with a broken wrist.
Is there a possible way out for Ron? "Christ was referring to the Pope in general."?
Nuh-uh! Why?
Jesus Christ was specific with Ron about the man in the position of Pope. How so? In that he, the Pope, alive at the opening of the 6th Seal, would not die until Christ returned May 2012, that he was the exception to the 2nd phase of the 5th Thunder of the 6th Seal of Revelation as revealed specifically to Ron, and would not die until directly after Christ returned. That man is none other than Pope Ratzinger!
If He was refering to John Paul - then Jesus would have been wrong.... Therefore, the Sixth Seal could ONLY refer to Ratzinger. Period. And no one else, because of Christ's specific statement relayed as prophecy by Ron.
If Ratzinger dies before Christ returns May 2012, Ron is proved a false prophet by Jesus' own words. Period. End of story.
Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Where Are We In Time?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)

Where are we in time?
Lettuce reason.

But before we do: Join Dill Weed, Jr. in the followers section. For your safety, leave the dry cat food at home! Jr. has a pleasant disposition and is good company as long as there isn’t any dry cat food around. : D

Note: Religons in their attempt to see themselves as God's church have to apply things they find in scripture to themselves. That is where 'spiritualization' is particularly useful - in the sense it can never be proven or disproven, therefore you either believe and have faith and are part of the 'truth' or not. If you attempt to disprove or question then you are apostate and out you go. JWs do the same thing, mind bendingly so, as do others.

I'll make this a working document and update with relevant comments, corrections and input.

I read parts of PET and most of GFW. The post is an attempt to flesh out PKGs End Time beliefs and compare them with some others. It is admittedly a work in process. I'm exploring what is supposed to happen in the last 3 years.

Everyone chime in where you like.

The Seven Seals

Consider: Ron claims a 'spiritual' fulfillment for the first five seals. GFW pg. 62 "As mentioned, the first 5 Seals apply to God's church." (And apparently, only to the COG.) This is odd, most believe these will be physical, but whatever. Remember to see themselves as 'God's church' organizations have to see themselves in scripture first and that is when (dumb)founding, unprovable explanations and identifications start (sheesh). Ok, but I beat a dead horse below anyway.

One would suppose there would also be a physical fulfillment completing the 'pattern' or 'duality' of the prophecy. If that is the case, when did the physical fulfillment of Seals 1 - 4 and 6 occur since we are now awaiting the 2nd Trumpet? (Those seals have detail which refer specifically to physical things.)

1st Seal Prophesied End Time (PET) 1st Seal opened December 17, 1994 - White Horse with a rider bent on conquest (of COG)-widely believed to be the Anti-Christ and the slayer of the Two Witnesses 3 ½ years later. (Tkach defiled the Temple in December 17th 1994, the abomination that causes desolation. Not sure about the math on that one.) Tkach may be considered to be a 'type' of anti-christ in the 'spiritual' sense - a forerunner of 'physical' Anti-Christ?

Consider: The Anti-Christ is believed to come on the scene and make a 7 year peace accord with Israel, lead a slimmed down 10 nation EU, uproot 2 or 3 of those self-same nations, be killed by a blow to the head, resurrected, indwelt by Satan, break the 7 year peace accord at the 3 1/2 year mark initiating the Great Tribulation, work with the False Prophet to institute the Mark of the Beast, no buying or selling (including Super Bowl tickets -see post below), and if you don't take the mark then off with your head (presumably at the direction of the False Prophet and the speaking image he makes of the Beast under the power of a one world religon), head up a vast and dominant EU army that does not exist yet (!) (who can make war with the Beast?), conquer physical Israel, modern day Israel (Canada, America, Australia, New Zealand) and portions of the Middle East. Hear rumblings out of the east, gather his armies to fight a 200 million man Chinese army, then join with them and oppose Christ's return at Armageddon. ALL IN LESS THAN 3 YEARS. And since we are in the last 3 1/2 years - where is the Anti-Christ anyway?

From PKG-COG FAQ: Anti-Christ is not one person, nor does this refer to the Pope.

What about all the specific stuff said about him then? He is after all the Beast who makes war with the Two Witnesses and overcomes them. Rev. 11:7 and 13:8.
One bad guy, the Anti-Christ, to their good guys is AWOL. The other, the False Prophet, the Pope, is in place. GFW Pg. 136 & 139.

2nd Seal - PET Pg. 154 (The opening of the 2nd Seal followed instantly behind the 1st.) "Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from (COG) the earth and to make (members spiritually slay each other) men slay each other. To him was given a large sword (new set of beliefs)." (All just within COG if you believe Ron.) Red Horse incites wars (Nothing matching the scale of WWII has happened, especially since 1994 when, Tkach, defiled the Temple. Has this seal been opened? It was no can of whoop ass, if it was. One would expect this to be biblical.)

Consider: Presumably, this would be part of the Anti-Christ's wars?

3rd Seal - PET Exact date not given - shortly after 2nd Seal. "A Black Horse - A quarta of wheat for a day’s wages, and three quarts of barley for a day’s wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine! (Spiritual food becomes scarce and expensive?)” (Famine) Spiritual famine because people were without God's direction through prophet Ron. (See below.) Physical famine would intensify with Anti-Christ wars and plagues of the 4th Seal.

GFW Pg. 60 – The first three seals allowed for the self-destruction of two thirds of God’s own church. All I can think to say is, “Wow, I thought this applied to the world not just some small church. Well, that's what Ron says Jesus told him." GFW Pg 63 "When Christ began opening those Seals, He revealed their meaning to me, His servant.”

Stunning, simply, stunning.

But it gets better, it always does, when you identify yourself in scripture.

4th Seal - PET Exact date not given - shortly after 3rd Seal. "A pale horse! Its rider was named Death (Tkach), and Hades (Tkach's son?) was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of (COG) the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth. (fought and became like beasts?)" (Applies only to the remaining 1/3 of COG, but notice Death and Hades were given power over a 1/4 of the earth. 1/4 of the remaining 1/3 of COG? I think I remember this from Ron's math as noted below.) Kills 1/4th of the earth - Still waiting. I’m sure this hasn’t happened in my lifetime. 1.5 Billion would have to die. When physical fulfillment?)

GFW Pg. 60- The fourth seal applies to the remaining one third of God’s church and would result in their experiencing the same kind of destruction as the former two thirds (Huh?), but they are being refined by God. (Oh, I get it.) What about killing one fourth of the earth? Oh yeah, that would be physical. Ooops.

5th Seal - PET Date not specified. Martyrs told to wait longer for justice. Happens in heaven. Presumably, only a spiritual fulfillment. (I need to pull Ron's finger =>)

6th Seal - GFW - Pg. 91 Opened 9/11/01. A great earthquake, sun turns black, 144,000 are sealed. (Feb 2 according to Ron. Where was the earthquake and when did the sun turn black? Did I miss this?) (Apparently, Ron does not believe in physical fulfillment of the 6 Seals. See below.)

GFW Pg.82 – Transition from the spiritual (applying to COG only) to the physical destruction everyone else. Concluding with the ‘sealing of the 144,000'. “The duration of the Sixth Seal is a time of transition between the COMPLETION of a spiritual phase and the beginning of a physical phase for the fulfillment of end time prophecies.” It’s all physical after the 6th Seal?

The Seven Thunders of the Sixth Seal.

Noteworthy: Ron has lifted the Seven Thunders and the Two Witnesses from the 6th Trumpet and placed them in the 6th Seal. However, if one started counting the 1260 days from the 6th Trumpet that would alter things a great deal. There appears to be overlap in the events of Revelation. How much I couldn't say. However much overlap there may be, the Great Tribulation is a fixed 3 1/2 yr period.

Also worthy of note:

GFW Page 91: "All Seven Thunders will increase in intensity as this great end-time storm approaches" Most Thunders have not intensified as 'prophesied' and some have not occurred at all. (See below)

GFW Page 115: "During the Sixth Seal, all Seven Thunders will be getting progressively louder." All Seven Thunders have not intensified during the Sixth Seal or even after. Some have not occurred at all. (See below)

H/T to Mike for pointing these out.

GFW Pg. 111 "All Seven Thunders are given as God's proof that I am his End Time prophet."

Where is the proof? I am an open minded fellow (even though I mock), but no one's blind believer. These proof of a prophet Thunders - can they only be seen if they are 'given'? I think not. Where is the proof?

Evidence that these Thunders are happening will be added when presented. One would think this would be readily apparent since we are in the last 3 years.

1st Thunder (Has not seemed to 'intensify' since 2006) 9/11 and the War on Terror (Two wars.)

(These occurred before book was published in 2006! Prophesy by hindsight is reporting.)

2nd Thunder (Some intensification since 2006, but most occurred before 2006 publication.) Increasing destruction generated by earthquakes.

3/25/02 Hindu Kush – 6.1 with 1000 dead
5/21/03 Northern Algeria – 6.8 with 2266 dead
12/26/03 Southeastern Iran – 6.6 with 31,000 dead
12/26/04 Sumatra – 9.1 with 227,898 dead
3/28/05 Northern Sumatra 8.6 with 1313 dead
10/8/05 Pakistan 7.6 with 85,000 dead
(All occurred before the book was published in 2006.)
5/26/06 Indonesia 6.3 with 5749 dead,
5/12/08 Eastern Sichuan 7.9 with 87,587 dead

Decade of 1990s Earthquake deaths 114,646

Decade of 2000 – 2009 so far, 463,955 a fourfold increase in deaths over the 1990s.

GFW- Pg. 95 “Over a period of only two years, there have been over 400,000 deaths from earthquakes.”


But note, this is looking backwards, retrospectively, especially to the 2004 Sumatran tsunami generating earthquake which alone killed over 225,000. Reporting what has already happened is not prophesying.

3rd Thunder (Has not seemed to 'intensify' since 2006) Growing destructiveness by weather.

(Hurricane Katrina occurred August 25, 2005 before book was published. Nothing equivalent or greater has occurred since.) Reporting what has already happened is not prophesying.

4th Thunder (Definite intensification since 2006.) Global Economic Upheaval

(Global financial crisis occurred fall 2008 and continues today possibly leading to a depression. Dollar continues to be global currency. Ron has predicted dollar to become worthless and for America to be invaded and conquered along with Canada, Australia, New Zealand and some European countries.)

5th Thunder (No evidence this is happening at all.)

Death in 3 phases

1st Phase – Marked increase in death within COG leadership. (Has not happened – can't be 'intensifying' since it has not started. COG leadership is still living, but are aged. Specifically named leaders are still alive. It would NOT be unusual for some of them to die- nor would it be 'marked'.)

An interesting aside, Ron said the pope (Ratzinger)is possessed. He broke his wrist recently and is 83 years old. The Pope might poop out before The End. Where would that leave Ron? (see below)

2nd Phase - Sudden escalation in death of notable people.
(Has not happened – and is not in the process of thundering.)

Consider this condition placed on the 2nd Phase: GFW Pg. 108 "These notable people will include political leaders and well known entertainment and sports figures. It will include other religious figures within the various religons of the world. THE PRIMARY EXCEPTION TO THIS WILL BE THE POPE OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, WHO IS PROPHESIED TO DIE DIRECTLY AFTER THE RETURN OF JESUS CHRIST." (emphasis mine) The pope (Ratzinger) at the time of this prophecy was 81 years old and began his reign April, 2005. What if he dies before Christ returns? Is Ron exposed as a false prophet? Malachi and others have predicted the next pope to be the last pope - the False Prophet. Ron is repeating what Jesus told him - so he is committed.

(Dead People Server) http://dpsinfo.com/dps/sitemap.html
1996 – 79 Notable people died.
1997 – 142 Notable people died.
1998– 98 Notable people died.
1999– 113 Notable people died.
2000– 139 Notable people died.
2001– 107 Notable people died.
2002– 131 Notable people died.
2003– 123 Notable people died.
2004- 113 Notable people died.
2005– 183 Notable people died.
2006 – 119 Notable people died.
2007 – 132 Notable people died.
2008 – 126 Notable people died.
2009 – 63 as of July 18 up to and including Walter Cronkite, on track to equal last year.

Peak in 2005 then a decrease. No sudden increase since book was published.

3rd Phase - Sudden escalation of death in the world by plagues. (There is no evidence of a 'sudden escalation'. Not thundering.)

6th Thunder (No notable intensification since 2006.) Growing revelation of God’s Two End Time Witnesses as a result of the increasing thundering of the Seven Thunders validating Ron and Laura’s End Time ministry.

(Ron went to ideaCity, but otherwise nothing – not even a Jerry Springer appearance. Is this in the process of thundering?)

Have the Thunders revealed to the world God’s Two Witnesses?

Ask someone on the street at random.

7th Thunder (Has not happened. No increase in power.)Accelerated revelation of God to man “as His Two Witnesses grow in power.”

Ron said, “No powers, yet, maybe after the 5th Trumpet. He thinks. The Two Witnesses have not in any discernable way grown in power.

7th Seal - (March 18th 2008, updated to November 14, 2008 by Divine revelation to Ron.)

Silence for about ½ hour (Seems longer.)

1st Trumpet - hail and fire mixed with blood, burns 1/3 of the earth and trees, also all the green grass (April 17th according to Ron, updated to Dec. 14, 2008 by Divine revelation to Ron.)

According to Ron, this was ‘spiritual’ (Wasn’t the Sixth Seal about transitioning to physical fulfillment?) Because it was ‘spiritual’ it was unrecognizable by anyone including church members, God ‘gave it’ to Ron that it had happened and Ron ‘gave’ it to the church.)

2nd Trumpet - 1/3rd of the sea turned to blood (Hasn’t happened yet.

This was prophesied by Ron to be physical and therefore apparent to all mankind. It is supposed to be “nukular bombs going off in port cities.” This Trumpet has been delayed for a while within the final 3 ½ year time period due to a 2 day fast observed by the church at Ron’s and presumably God’s direction. 7 months in and it is still delaying. At ideaCity, Ron reaffirmed that the 2nd Trumpet was “nukular” bombs going off in port cities.

3rd Trumpet - 1/3rd of the water turned bitter (Still Waiting.)

4th Trumpet - 1/3rd of the sun, moon, and stars turned dark (Still waiting.)

5th Trumpet - (1st Woe) Locusts sting men like scorpions for five months.(Still waiting.)

6th Trumpet - (2nd Woe) (Still Waiting.)
4 Angels kill 1/3rd of mankind (Still waiting.)
7 Unwritten Thunders (until Weinland) (Started thundering 9/11 and some have rumbled off and on.)
2 Witnesses prophesy for 1260 days (1st Witness prefers to deliver run of the mill, sermons rather than prophesying.)
2 Witnesses lie dead for 3 ½ days (according to Weinland this is part of the 1260 days) (Still waiting.)
2 Witnesses resurrected, severe earthquake (Sept 29, 2011 per Weinland) (Still waiting.)

7th Trumpet (3rd Woe) (Still waiting.)

Pregnant woman gives birth, hides for 1260 days (according to Weinland all 7th Trumpet events happen on one day) (Still waiting.)
Beast with 7 heads & 10 horns rules for 42 months (could be included within the 1260 days that the woman hides) (Still waiting.)

Seven Final Plagues or Vials.

1st Vial, painful sores (Still waiting.)
2nd Vial, all sea life dies (Still Waiting.)
3rd Vial, water turned to blood (Still waiting.)
4th Vial, sun intensifies (Still waiting.)
5th Vial, sun darkens (Still waiting.)
6th Vial, drought (Still waiting.)
7th Vial (Still waiting.)

Tick Tock

Weinland Prophesies: No Super Bowl in 2012

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Mercy Pt. 2 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1041 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 149
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Join Dill Weed, Jr. in the followers section. For your safety, leave the dry cat food at home! Jr. has a pleasant disposition and is good company as long as there isn’t any dry cat food around. : D

O said, “Dill Weed has a nice friendly site with not as much traffic as here (I do my best to fight congestion.). I will probably check out what he has to say about today’s sermon but if he’s just looking for prophecies to write about there probably won’t be much to say. LOL”
O was right.
I talked with O recently about the lack of prophesy in Ron’s sermons. O pointed out that when giving sermons Ron was acting as a pastor caring for the flock’s needs. O pointed out some scriptures, two lamp stands, two olive trees, etc. Ok, I’ll go with that. Pastoring, as valuable as it may be, does not distinguish the Two Witnesses as the Two Witnesses.
Prophesying, striking the earth with plagues, preventing rain, and angering the world enough so that people give gifts when they die distinguishes the two most powerful prophets ever!
Ron may be waiting on God deliver the power to do those things. I can go along with that, too. But sooner, rather than later Ron’s going to have to deliver or face being exposed as a false prophet.
Ron has tried his hand at prophesying without remarkable results. Anyone wanting to argue the case for Ron’s prophet hood has some sizeable obstacles to overcome. I’m not going to retread them here. I’d rather focus on what’s to come….
Ronald Weinland has prophesied that there will be no Super Bowl in 2012!
Christ is scheduled to return May 2012. His flight is booked. Ron could pay for it with his frequent flier miles.
Before He returns though there will be an enormous gathering of the world’s armies for Armageddon. Before that people will be stung for five months by locust/scorpions and seek a way to die, but be unable to do it (there goes the Super Bowl). Before that there will be a great worldwide earthquake also the earth will have been hit by a giant meteor (there goes the playoffs). Before that America would have been destroyed by the EU led by the Anti-Christ - and we all know their 'football' is really soccer (boring) [there goes the regular season]. Before that everyone will have to have the mark of the beast to buy or sell (even Super Bowl tickets). Before and during all of the above, Ron and Laura will be striking the earth with plagues as often as they wish and stopping rain wherever they choose (there goes the pre-season). During all of the above drinking water will be in short supply, too. There probably won’t be a 2011 football season and it doesn’t look good for pre-season games, either.
If this fails to pan out, could Ron and Laura pull a Jim and Tammy Fay Baker mea culpa and survive?
Or is it too late for Ron to repent?
Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Still No Proof of a Prophet

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Mercy Pt. 1 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1048 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 150
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Seven months into the ministry of the two most powerful prophets ever and there is still no verifiable evidence that they are actually prophets (!) Yet, some continue to believe specifically two who have commented recently on Mike’s blog, O and WO.

‘O places faith in God not man’, but continues to follow Ron. WO and O do not believe the timeline can be changed again without exposing Ron as a false prophet. (At least there’s that.) ‘The timing is perfect… 50th truth.’ ‘Ron has recommitted himself to this timeline.’ This timeline is prophecy, not presumptuous prediction. (Correct me if I’m wrong.) After much round and round, many points raised and ignored, it has come down to this: Time will tell.

WO and O are sincere. I was sincere as a JW, but I was sincerely wrong, too.

As one who mocks Ron, I am included in his death threat. Mike has pointed out that I’m ahead of him in line. (I usually don’t take cuts in line.) I think I’m behind the COG ministers Ron named specifically – all of whom are still alive. It turns out that I have not been cursed to die speedily from the inside out. Ron's curse: Those are the ones who God is going to begin working with early on, the mockers, the scorners, those who hate God. I don't hate God, I hate what Ron is doing and do not believe he is God's prophet anymore than I am Shaquile O'Neal. Sod off, Ron.

Detroit. Mercy. Hawiian coffee beans. Ron had a good vacation, but it was hot. (If he had his powers he could have made it rain and cooled it off.) Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Swine-flu might intensify according to European authorities. (Ron repeats the news instead of prophesying.) God is still not giving exact timing. Wooo – we may not be able to meet together soon. Boo! (Raise the specter, shake the specter and place it back in the bag.) Not prophesy. No surprise. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Come on with it Ron…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. the scattering… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Its powerful, it truly is…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. For a prophet, he talks a lot about the past…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. If you want prophesy, you'll have to pull it out of Ron on the right.

Maybe God will get specific with Ron next week. Ho Hum. An utterly pointless story, how was he hurting other people out there who were dancing? Ridiculous. He wasn’t a believer then and neither were they. What a bunch of hypocritical crap.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Another Sermon Devoid of Prophecy

A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)
Judgment Pt. 3 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1055 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 151
Number of Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Good news! Ron has agreed to a prophetic blowout. He is going to provide more than one prophecy per visit! All you need to do is click on his figure multiple times while moving the cursor and the winds of prophecy will blow. Ron will cut loose at your direction!

Don’t miss my special post below, Cold Squid.

Hawaii (must be nice). Ron sounds subdued. Is Laura in the tub? Sermon filler… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He didn’t waste any time. He got right to the Blah, blah, blah, blahs….

Ron reviews how he likes his eggs cooked. (A hint for Laura - breathe on them a little longer dear.)

A notable absence of prophecy again…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron recounts taking a stroll with his wife and encountering people who didn’t move to the side because they were selfish. He witnessed a wicked, lazy person in a bathroom not throw their garbage in a bin. Ron bemoans people who don’t clean tables when they are done… because they are unloving and uncaring, selfish people. Blah, blah, blah, blah…

Ron talks about some ‘prideful’ members who have left, one came back. He does not mention why. (That's what the build up was all about.) This reminded me of disfellowshipment talks that JWs sometimes gave. If you’re out there remember why you left.

If God wants to save more people, with time running short, then why is he allowing Ron to remain so obscure? (I'm doing my part!)

Ron’s getting ready to give the ole heave hove to some backslidden non-tithers. He’s been merciful and patient, but that has run out. When he gets back from Hawaii, with some more bills, it is non-tither tossing time. (Don't answer your phone!)

I want to go to Hawaii, but I’d have to swim, after I walked across most of the US. I think my pocket change would probably sink me. : D

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Cold Squid

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The Money Masters – How International Bankers Gained Control Over America
Money as Debt
The Gig Is Up, Money, the Federal Reserve and You, Intro Lecture Overview
Firewall- In Defense of the Nation State
Confessions of an Economic Hit Man - What Really Goes on Behind Global Affairs
FIAT EMPIRE - Why the Federal Reserve Violates the U.S. Constitution
1932, A True History of the United States
Zeitgeist Addendum - A Short Introductory clip.
The Obama Deception HQ Full length version Political Manipulation
Wake Up Call - Remastered (NEW) - New World Order Documentary 2008
New World Order