Monday, October 26, 2009

Ronald Weinland: Running Out of Time

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 943 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 135
Fulfilled Prophecies:

Detroit this week, Ron reviews his world travel plans. Although not claiming it as prophecy Ron claims the earliest Europe could rise (5th Trumpet) is June 27, 2010 and at the latest August 21, 2011. This is of course based on previous prophecies.

Ron makes a great deal of saying “it’s a process, it’s a process, it’s a process” (the working out of prophecy) and a matter of humility, too.

Intermission: Dill Weed, Jr. needs a head scratch.

This sermon is part of the 6th Thunder – Ron and Laura becoming known as God’s prophets. Well – we will see. Ron didn’t want to go into it. Ron doesn’t have the foggiest idea when Europe will arise, but that the 2nd, 3rd and 4th Trumpets could happen June 26, 2010 or perhaps earlier.

Ron dangles the possibility of God delaying the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Trumpets until just before the 5th Trumpet. You’ve got to fight for this way of life. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The longer this delays the better for us. (Yeah, more tithes for retirement.)

Ron has been buying gold and silver for the Great Tribulation. Ron states he and Laura will end up in Europe. Probably, in Nice, retired.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Take Heed That No Man Deceive You

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Meaning of Times (Summary)
Countdown: 950 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 136
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Speaking from Cincinnati this week. More ‘times’ talk. Ron tells of his international air travel woes. Seems his flight to Australia was delayed by computer problems. Boo-Hoo.

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Some 310 days in Ronald Weinland’s Great Tribulation whimpers on. There has been no ‘moving onto land’ of the earthquakes that have been happening in the world’s oceans (as predicted by Ron.) Ron still doesn’t know when the 2nd Trumpet will occur. He won't known until it happens. (Surprise!)

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Time, Times, and Half a Time. Doh!

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Time (Summary)
Countdown: 957 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 137
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

The Last Great Day has arrived!
What will Ron reveal?
New earthshaking prophecy?
New biblical interpretation?
Ron opens up with about 15 minutes of generalities. Ron compares the church to the woman in Revelation who flees to the wilderness. He dredges up ancient history of the church when California placed COG in receivership. Blah, blah, blah, blah…

Ron brings up Tkach (as the son of perdition) and his apostasy and death 40 weeks later. Ron likens this to a flood out of the dragon’s mouth against the church.

A time is no longer 360 days, but now is 280 days. This doesn’t change the 1260 days of the Two Witnesses’ ministry. *yawn*

Be thankful the physical part of the Great Tribulation didn’t begin December 14, 2008.

Thunders to magnify, Blah, blah, blah, blah… God has delayed the physical parts of the tribulation by 280 days because of the church's fast. Europe, at the latest might arise late August of 2011. The US could continue to exist until then or maybe sooner - summer of 2010. This is absolute. China might not come on the scene until 2012.

Apocalypse postponed, again. Back to ho-hum sermons.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Monday, October 5, 2009

Double *YAWN*

There are things worse than one Ron sermon per week. Try NINE. Ugh.
Well, I summarize them briefly. You might imagine my boredom. I imagine his listeners especially children squirming in their seats like I did at JW assemblies. Sheesh. We are really waiting for the Last Great Day's sermon.
I'll add to this post the summary from each sermon and do a separate post for the LGD. Ron's pounding the podium. Sigh.
Feast of Taber-Knuckle-Heads (Summary)
Family Pt. 1 (Summary) New Zealand vacation – Ron notes recent earthquakes and typhoons. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Ron marvels. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Can’t grasp and understand. We can’t comprehend. It’s awesome. Family... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah.
Family Pt. 2 Ron comments on the rain he couldn't stop. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Can't begin to grasp and comprehend. Shem, Ham, and Jacob... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Plant life and the trees.... something to drink in... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Ron gets dumbfounded.
Family Pt. 3 Ugh!
I am not going to summarize each sermon. It is too much. I have have been working a lot. Dill Weed, Jr.'s is threatening to run away. I'll tune in for the last great day and we'll see what happens.
Tick Tock
Dill Weed

Sunday, October 4, 2009


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement (Summary)
Countdown: 964 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 138
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Some guy other than Ron gave this sermon. I'm not in to torturing myself enough to listen to it. And Dill Weed, Jr. has got a head start on our afternoon nap. So here's a picture of a mouse Dill Weed, Jr. will never catch because he is too lazy. Enjoy your weekend!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Thursday, October 1, 2009

A Further Word on Acceptance and Forgiveness

The power of acceptance and forgiveness can not be over stated. It is a balm to the soul that we can apply if we just know how.

We can make every difficult experience in life easier by accepting everything and forgiving freely. We should look for oppotunities to forgive for both real and imagined slights or wrongs. The more you forgive the more peaceful your inner life will be despite what may be going on around you. The peace your are experiencing will affect others around you, too. Here are a few more words on this powerful combination.

A relationship may end even if one partner is practicing forgiveness and acceptance. It just that if it does - the person who has accepted and forgiven does not continue suffering. They experience peace of mind and heart. The same can not be said for the other person.

Accepting is NOT liking or agreeing with something. It is important to remember that because it is the things that we don't like or agree with that we don't accept. Accepting is also NOT condoning. So while I do not like, agree with, or condon Ron's false prophesy, I never-the-less accept it. Acceptance is like noticing ---- this is so ---- without any further judgments negative or positive. Just remember to dismiss these thoughts because they will occur and when you do you get back to the powerful state of acceptantance.

I accept that Ron prophesys falsely and as a result have a sense of peace about it perhaps explaining my sense of humor about it. I'm not burned up with anger about it, even though I mock.

Forgiving is NOT condoning something. It just ends the forgiver's suffering and gives an objective view on matters. Forgiving does not make a person a door mat. If you end up a door mat - you're doing it wrong and should review the definition of forgiveness. If you miss a step, you risk slipping back into the suffering that results from unforgiveness. It is OK to talk about things that have happened - it is the intent that matters - such should not be malicious.

Forgiveness and acceptance always result in peace of mind and heart for the practioner in everything from dealing with false prophets to every day personal, family and business relationships and problems.

The good news is that we can use acceptance and forgiveness to reduce suffering in our lives. Another benefit is that doing so allows us to see better ways of dealing with things than we would normally. A lot of times we say or do things that make matters worse. The two allows to use calm words that turn away rage.

To practice them, you must understand them. To more than temporarily undertand them it is necessary to memorize their definitons to make them your own. When you do you will discover their unlimited power to ease your way through life. They always make things easier and you can never wear them out and you don't have to pay a dime for them.

So my e-friends it is my wish that you will put these to reliable and tireless wonder workers to work in your lives and experience the peace God has made possible with the application of these two wonders.

Yours truly

Dill Weed and Dill Weed, Jr.