Saturday, March 31, 2012

Ronald Weinland: Waiting for the Son

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Fast with Thanksgiving (Summary)
Countdown: 77 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 8
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Failed Prophecies: Priceless
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. A few more weeks remain before Christ’s Return.

But first, Ron has to do what he’s going to do. Which seems to mean piddle around proclaiming how convicted he is. The absence of anything happening is more pronounced and will become more so in the following weeks. Remember, it could happen in a day or ½ day except that it can’t. Tick Tock.

How long will members put up with the ruse?

Jesus gives Ron sermons from God. Everything is awesomely organized by God. God is excited. Well, boy howdy! There should be some real interesting sermons here shortly.

Somethings with The Two Witnesses are not going to happen as expected. Maybe they aren’t going to die? He didn’t specify but blah blah blah.

Oh yeah!

Super kitty

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...77 days and 8 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Monday, March 26, 2012

Ronald Weinland: Still Paying His Bills with US Dollars

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Preparing Ourselves Spiritually Pt. 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 84 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 9
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1 Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Windsor, CT this Sabbath. Ronald Weinland continues to use the US dollars given him by his congregation members. Members are still required to send in US dollars, too. It seems Ron can’t throw them out the window fast enough and seemingly plans to spend it all on Google *yawn* advertising. He better save some for his lawyers. The stock market is up this week. No signs of runaway inflation. There’s always tomorrow until May 27th.

China’s army of two hundred million men seems to be AWOL. Europe hasn’t done what it’s going to do. USA, UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand remain free and independent.

The Beast power hasn’t risen. The 2nd Trumpet hasn’t sounded. The Thunders remain silent. Except for the Thundering silence of nothing happening. If you listen to the pauses in his sermons (the best parts of his sermons, BTW) the silence Thunders.

Listen closely and you’ll hear crickets, perhaps the Horde streaming up from the Abyss?

The question comes to mind how many more weeks until some members begin to ask where are the things you prophesied, Ron? How much longer can even the most rabid believer delude himself?

Ron’s out may come out of the church fast. But, how can he backtrack?

”Laura and I have discovered we’re not the Two Witnesses of Revelation after all. Oops. But, I'm still God's End Time prophet and an apostle. Now, let's review the Truths.”

“God spoke to me in my mind and said he’s extending the Great Tribulation another 3 ½ years because he has caught anyone’s attention.”

“God has asked me to fill in for Christ because He’s busy just right now.”

“God has asked me to write another chapter of the bible just to warn people again you know just in case they haven’t heard.”

Ron’s sermon Passover blah, blah, blah, blah…. more mumbo jumbo. How much longer can he distract the flock?

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...84 days and 9 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Thursday, March 22, 2012

A Thundering Vial of Whoop A** for Ronald Weinland

A Thundering Vial of Whoop A** has been opened on Ronald Weinland by none other than the master debunker of this false prophet and lousy public speaker.

The Thunder clap from its opening will echo past May 27th. It was opened by Mike at Don't Drink the Flavor Aid on March 22nd, 2012 at 6:06 PM. Wait til Ron gets a load of this! What will God's End Time prophet do? He can't flee like he did from Canada when he heard blasphemy and did nothing. It's on the internet baby, forever.

It seems that a follower of Ron is 'selling all their stuff' cause they aren't going to need it past May 27th which I believe is the day that the Weinlands, Ron and Laura, ascend to heaven after being killed by the Beast of Revelation. Scary times. Scary times, indeed.

There are already MANY reasons Ronald Weinland is a false prophet. One does not need divine intervention by God to be able to identify Weinland as a false prophet and religious con man. Mike reviews them here. It's a smackdown of biblical proportions. The three hundered pound gorilla, not Mike : D or one over weight c**. No, the elephant in the room is the ever growing pile of evidence showing Ron and Laura Weinland are false prophets. It piling higher and deeper than ever.

Tick Tock. Who will hear the Thundering Judgment ever increasing, never decreasing showing Ronald Weinland is a false prophet whom no man should fear?

Tick Tock. May 27th approaches. Weinland's trial for tax fraud is speeding towards us too. But first, he will be tried as a false prophet. Tried and exposed for all to see. The stage is being set.

DW and DW, Jr.

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Ronald Weinland: The Audacity of Mankind

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Preparing Ourselves Spiritually Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 91 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 10
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH this Sabbath. He mentioned how audacious it was for mankind to thumb its nose at his God but, did not mention his mockers who thumb their noses at him.

Several members were raised to the meaningless position of elders. Ron has cards printed up so members can share them around. They will eventually wind up with the worthless, unused copies of his book – GFW.

Ron is preparing his members for the *yawn* most meaningful Passover in 6000 years.

It was noticeable during his introduction he paused for longer than usual. The silence of nothing happening sounded loudly like crickets. Speaking of his sermons he said it like he’s at his Red Sea (moment) and does not give anything other than what God gives to him. Heh-Heh, I’m looking forward to his explanation when it is apparent to even his most deluded members that HE IS WRONG. Oh, and nobody can understand the bible but Ron and PKG-COG members to whom understanding has been given. And, of course, God gives truth thru Ron.

Ron also spent a good portion of the sermon amping up member’s fear of nuclear weapons and told them that he believes the vast majority of destruction will occur after his death in Jerusalem. Whatever. Ron spent time mocking other religions, Jews, Christian and other because they cannot understand the bible, Sabbath, etc.

A look back to the beginning of The End, grasp and comprehend. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.) In the beginning of The End

What constitutes admission of being a false prophet?

Acknowledging that you were wrong is acknowledging you are a false prophet. It is the definition given in the bible. BUT, Ron and Laura Weinland have done more than prophecy falsely. They have also presumptuously claimed to be the Two Witnesses of Revelation. Ron has also claimed other titles as well, including God’s End Time prophet. Laura’s sins are every bit as bad as Ron’s maybe worse. Why? Laura has an objective view and she plays along. She could have called Ron on his con, but went along instead. What a disgrace.

Admitting they were wrong will be easy, but how do you ‘realize’ you aren’t really The Two Witnesses of Revelation after 3 1/2 years? How do you explain that? How the hell can someone get that wrong for three and a half years? How? Just how does that happen? All the while claiming God talks to you in your head?

They are going to have to flush the whole turd and go back to being plain ole flunky, unknown Ron and Laura Weinland of the shattered COG and recently shattered PKG-COG - not only obscure, but irrelevant to 6 billion people and one cat. Or spend the rest of their lives circling the bowl like Jim and Tammy Fae Baker trying to peddle knick knacks and vitamins on some unknown church show on a channel you never heard of.

There’s comfort in the hope Ron will spend some time in the ‘wilderness of the federal penitentiary.’ Maybe he’ll end up in a cell next to Wesley Snipes and they can trade tips on tax dodging. Wes may be out by now, but they could be pen pals. Ron could send him one of his spare books. He’ll have a bunch.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...91 days and 10 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Monday, March 12, 2012

Hey, Ron. Worthy of its Own Post.

More reasons why Ronald Weinland is wrong, wrong, wrong. Provided by our most recent contestant in Dillweed's Great End of The End Contest, Eric. Thanks, Eric for all the work you put into this.

A warning to readers, this smacks of reality. Reality which again smashes false words of a false prophet.

Eric said...

I accept that I have no powers of predicting the future. One failure is enough for me to recognise that I am not gifted in that area unlike someone else who seems to be able rationalise multiple failures away.

Hopefully, just maybe I removed one out for Ron but it looks like he is taking it to the bitter end.Thanks very much for allowing me to enter and play. I have never blogged before and usually make a mess of what I am trying to say. It’s been fun.

Hey PKG er’s the good news is that I got at least one thing right. One more reminder about what your prophet said -“Such exaggerated wishful thinking will only lead to a more painful reality once a complete global implosion strikes. The United States has already gone the way of Great Britain after WWII, but it will not address such a truth. Yes, the final prophesied collapse is at the door. At one time it was years away, then months, and now only WEEKS away.

It is the 11th here in New Zealand, five weeks after this prophecy. The buses and trains are still running, our dollar is stable and things are going well and look like they will continue to go well. Another complete failure for Ron.Just to cheer me up in my defeat let me give you one reason why it can’t be fulfilled even now.

Let’s look at three extracts from page 120 and 121 of 2008—GOD’S FINAL WITNESS (A) “The cumulative effect from the first three trumpet blasts will be announced by this fourth blast, which will cause much more destruction. By this time, over one-third of the population of the United States, the United Kingdom and their closest allies will have died.” (B) “The downfall of the United States and her closest allies will lead to a great power vacuum in the world; nations will race to fill the void.” (C) “The highlights of this Fifth Trumpet include: (1) the emergence of Satan and his large army of demons to great power (2) the emergence of great power wielded by the Roman Catholic Church and the Pope (3) the emergence of a fully-united European union of ten nations (4) the emergence of a colossal military might from this united European union and the destruction of several hundred million people by it”

Ah sorry, but 76 days for America to fall and for Europe to fill the vacuum. They don’t have enough naval power to fill a worldwide vacuum can never qualify as a colossal military might in the time available.

For example let’s look at the number of landing ships currently available to the European nations (I have excluded Britain) France: 4, Greece 5: (plus 4 landing hovercrafts), Italy: 3, Netherlands: 2, Spain: 3. That’s a total of 17. If they are going to fill the vacuum then they should all be embarking troops and equipment, then setting sail for their destination even now and that can’t change in 76 days. It takes months to plan for such things and years to build up military strength.

Pkg er’s – you don’t have to wait. It’s already not happening. It is not possible for these events to all happen on one day. Actually read Ron’s previous claims from the past and ask yourself if what he said in the past is consistent with what he now claims is possible in one day. Its not.

Hear! Hear!

Well done.

Dillweed and Dillweed, Jr. approved this message.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Ronald Weinland: It Could Happen the Last 1/2 Day

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Preparing Ourselves Spiritually Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 98 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 11
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Spokane, WA this Sabbath. He himmed and hawed noting that nothing seems to be happening, bragged about the number of downloads of his book. Here’s a good one. He has 100,000 copies of GFW ready to go out. LOL!!! Wonder how much that cost? What about storage? It’ll be time for a good old fashioned book burning soon!

Then… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron is expecting millions to join the church. Better print up some more books.

When will Ron join Harold Camping in admitting he is a false prophet?

Eric joins the rest of us in failed predictions. Andrew G. is up next. Whoo-hoo!

Some have asked which prophecy was correct. It was one of Thunders wherein the Two Witlesses.. err Witnesses receive increased publicity. I view that as having been fulfilled when Ron’s indictment was made public. After that I Fulfilled Prophecies to 1. Dillweed Jr. disagrees with me, but I write this blog most of the time.

A special look into DW and Juniors digs starring Junior as Mr. Biggles.

Hee-Hee, cranky kitty

Flying high on Heavy Metal

But, I don’t wanna get up

Cat pillow

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...98 days and 11 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed