Sunday, February 27, 2011

Ronald Weinland: All in and All Aboard the Crazy Train

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pray for Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 466 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 60
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH this Sabbath. Instead of performing powerful works from God, ole Ronny has taken to demanding his followers pray for an increase in the Thunders and Trumpets.

He has locked himself into a 15 month countdown which will end with Christ’s return. However, Ron will be exposed as a false prophet (again, and finally as well) when Thunders and Trumpets fail to materialize. Ron’s failure as a self appointed End Time prophet, First Witness of Revelation and final Elijah will be evident to all and undeniable.

All aboard Ronald Weinland’s crazy train for forty laps in the desert.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 463 days and 66 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Pray for Increasing Destruction

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pray for Judgment Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 473 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 61
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from sunny Florida this Sabbath. He encouraged his followers to pray for an increase in the Thunders. The sands of time keep drifting away toward his ultimate debunking.


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 470 days and 67 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Stealing Headlines and Stories

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Thunder of Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 480 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 62
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Detroit, MI this Sabbath. Seems Ron has been listening to some of the business and political talking heads who are announcing the demise of the dollar and the fall of the US. They are especially thick now. Ron leans to them to provide evidence of his Thunders. Ron is still clinging to his timeline and predicts the demise of the dollar and the US by the end of the year. With so many of Ron’s specific prophecies lying in the roadside in a ditch, I’ll bide my time.

On another note, it seems some of me and Jr.’s home movies have been leaked to the net. There’s no banjo like a cat banjo!

On another, other note… the clock is tick tock ticking toward May 27th, 2011 when me and Jr. prognosticated and predicated Weinland giving up the ghost. Well it seems, we are in for a white knuckle ride that may not stop there in Dillweed's Great End of the End Contest. Jr. likes to remind me that cats always land on their feet. I say fine, but what if I land on Jr.? Jr. claims he will fall slower than me that is after he climbs me while I’m falling! See below

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 477 days and 68 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Prattling On

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Judgment of Thunder Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 487 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 63
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Tuscaloosa, AL this Sabbath. He used the headlines to revisit thunders grasping here and there for some evidence of fulfillment of the Thunders. Weinland says we are not going to make it through these things. Ron says that Nasdaq and Dow Jones will not exist. And, still the clock keeps tick tocking down. He stated we have less than 16 months.

Last week’s challenge to Dill Weed, Jr. touched a sore spot. I think I better explain. Jr. was raised in the Smokey Mountains. One evening, Jr. was catting around a barn filled with bright lights and music. It was there he heard an irresistible plunking rhythm. Unnoticed, Jr. snuck into the barn and listen raptly. The next morning he plunked down $20 dollars for his first banjo. He practiced day and night and began playing at barn dances. He developed a piece (video below) where he played two banjos running back and forth between two stools. Jr. was a prodigy. He aspired to go to Julliard and excitedly filled out an application. Only to be shattered when Julliard rejected him saying a banjo wasn’t really an instrument. Since that day, he’s never played again.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 484 days and 69 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed