Saturday, December 26, 2009

Ronald Weinland: Dang It! Laura's a Prophet, too!

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Restoring All Things (Summary)
Countdown: 880 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 126
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Ron's Death Toll: 0

False prophet, apostle, spokesman Witness of Revelation and Elijah to come speaks from a place without a sound system in Orlando, FL resulting in a delay for the most powerful prophet ever.

Hopefully, the delay will cut out some of Ron’s sermon filler. (It didn't. He went over.) What mysteries will Ron reveal? Ron is going to read his post (ugh) and states there will be a new post becausebecause you all know… and offers no further explanation. (Whatever)

A church member’s son is diagnosed with leukemia and Ron does not heal him.

The Elijah to come is to restore all things. What are all things? Ron rails against critics of HWA pounding the podium. (Sheesh) Boring. The things to be restored are those things necessary for God to fulfill prophecy. (What are those things?) God is using the church to ‘get things ready’. (Like what?) *yawn* (Ron hasn’t really specified anything he is going to restore – just a bunch of yacking.) Oh, there’s supposed to be a bunch more baptisms – this is part of Elijah’s job. *yawn* Not tens of thousands, but hundreds of thousands. (Yeah, right.)

There are going to be more elders – in a ministerial capacity. They will do the baptizing. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron’s going to begin a new wave of ordinations. He will lay hands on the elders and they will lay hands on others. Hundreds of thousands will be baptized. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. (We will be listening for news of this.) The order will be Senior Elder, Elder, Associate (or ministerial) Elder. Being an Associate Elder is not like being an Associate at Wal-Mart or is it? Ron's pawning off all the baptisms he is supposed to do the elders. Delegate your way to success!

Ron reassures his audience that the COG ministers he cursed to die several years ago will die (Yes, they will!) and when they do it just goes to show that Ron is God’s End Time prophet. *Yawn* The total dead from Ron’s self-selected Thunder so far: 0

Ron promises to remove any minister that would preach something different than he and quickly, too. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. So, really, they would just be parrots wouldn't they?

Women will be ordained as 'ministerial' elders, not to preach or teach, but to baptize the hundreds of thousands that will soon be storming PKG's doors. (Let us in!)

Where are we left? We have more predictions from an already failed prophet that will go unfulfilled. Of course, the influx probably won't occur until after the 5th Trumpet. We're still (for those of us playing along) stuck on the 1st Trumpet waiting for the 2nd. What will Ron be saying mid 2011 when Europe hasn't 'done what it's supposed to do' and 'China hasn't risen up'? The whole 'Elijah to come' thing is so much filler - nothing to it really. Ron saw title he could take and create 'excitement' with because it was associated with The Two Witnesses. What new thing has Ron done, really?

The interesting thing is he hasn't mentioned Moses in association to the other Witness. But, even if he did, so what? It is just redefining something in scripture. Preachers do that kind of crap all the time and it is soooo significant they tell you! Bah! It's pretty stock to create your own identity and backstory from biblical passages. It entraps minds.

I think we'll be back to filler sermons soon, after the 'excitement' of this new doct- *yawn* -rine washes through his sermons.

How many PKGers will be hanging on Ron's words through December 2011? How much longer will the coming fast in February delay the 2nd Trumpet? We'll see.

One thing Ron can't control is the 83 y/o Pope's health. The one Jesus told him would be Pope when He Returned. If Ratzinger passes away before May 2012, then events would contradict Jesus' own words delivered to the church by Ron. I think this is the only thing that could trip him up sooner than the continuing non-occurrence of his prophecies. He can only explain their delay until around late 2011. By then, he better have an escape plan or a good retirement stash.

Someone else with an Elijah delusion too and he sounds like Ron.

On a lighter note, see some of Dill Weed, Junior’s little friends and an old home movie of some of his relatives.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

False Prophet, Apostle, Spokesman Witness of Revelation and 'Elijah to Come' Renews Curse of Death!

Say it ain't so!

But, sadly it is.

False prophet, apostle, spokesman Witness of Revelation and End Time Elijah *yawn* has renewed his curse of death on certain COG ministers and those with the gall to mock him.

Shocking, I know. You can read all about it on his blog here. Or you could just take my word for it. Ahh, reading it on his blog isn't that bad. I mean the worse thing that can happen to you is what happened to Dill Weed, Jr. above - a sudden cat nap!

All kidding aside, for some one appointed by God as his End Time Prophet, Apostle, Spokeman Witness of Revelation and (pauses for breath) End Time 'Elijah to Come', Ron seems pretty toothless. Wake up, Jr.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Sunday, December 20, 2009

We Approach the Middle of the Beginning of The End

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Elijah to Come (Summary)
Countdown: 887 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 127
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Speaking from Georgia this week, the false prophet complains about the weather – weather he supposed to be able to change.

Ron reads from an old magazine about his idol, Herbert Armstrong, *Yawn* This is supposed to lead up to the ‘new doctrine’.

HWA had an advisory council, Ron states he does not need one because Jesus speaks to him directly and there’s no arguing with Jesus and therefore no arguing with Ron.

Is Ron the latter day John the Baptist? Nope.

He is the Elijah to come.

Well. That is not a big surprise the bible speaks of the Two Witnesses as like Elijah and Moses. Then, Laura is the Moses to come. Ron claims this is *yawn* part of the Thunders. Whatever.

Incredible. Dumbfounding. Awesome to understand. Ridiculous to hear.

So will on get more Super Powers?

At 57:30, Ron says “that certain things were written that are going to happen to certain people because of what Elijah had to say that happened to the prophets of Baal.” Seems he’s referring to the COG ministers he cursed and maybe even to certain mockers he also cursed.

Ron says the day will come when he won’t have to pay for radio or TV. Watch out Google!

Ron promises more future dumbfounding. I’ve had my fill for today.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Ronald Weinland: Adds to the Bible

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 7 (Summary)
Countdown: 894 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 128
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Bloomington, IL this week.

894 days left and Ron is feeling the heat.

Prophecy is God’s responsibility. If God changes prophecy after he gives it to Ron, it is not evidence that Ron is a false prophet! If Ron prophesies are wrong, take it up with God. The 50th Untruth is like a scab Ron can’t stop picking at.

God establishes doctrine in church through apostles not prophets. Good thing Ron adopted the title apostle a couple weeks ago, after initially denying it because...

Ron is going to give new doctrine that can’t be found in the Old Testament or in the New Testament.

BOOM! Ron is going to add to the bible! He’ll now be a bible writer too! (This is too good!) Ron expects some defections. (Heh-heh-heh)

He has to keep changing his story to attempt to maintain some credibility.
Hopefully, this won’t be anti-climatic.

I’ll keep Dill Weed, Jr. up by occasionally pulling his tail. (Hee-Hee)

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Ronald Weinland the Apostle, Prophet and Spokesman Witness God Kept in the Dark.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 6 (Summary)
Countdown: 901 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 129
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

From Erie, PA today God’s apostle, End Time prophet and spokesman Witness speaks and reads from an old magazine article.

Ron notes that new people keep joining. (Dang!) And then that people wise up and leave. (Yeah!)

Benjamin sent an email out stating why he left. Maybe it will surface.

Ron says nothing justifies leaving the Truth. Ron worries about members losing interest in his sermons. (Too late for that, knucklehead.)

Ron notes that we’re in a lull – nothing is much is happening 1 year into the Great Tribulation.

Ron promises profound news about the thunders, but you have to be able to see it. (Hmm)

Ron speaking of truths he reveals - you don't have the right to question the truth. You have to prove it to yourselves. When people start asking questions its not to long before Ron gets exposed. (Hee-hee)

Ron announces a February fast. He states the following year will be "dumbfounding".

He remarks on the ministers he cursed to die quickly from within who haven't died yet that it is coming in "God's time." (Which appears not to be quickly at least.)

When will the 2nd Trumpet sound? Ron doesn’t know.

When will the economy of the US crash once and for all? Ron doesn’t know.

When will the things of the 1st Trumpet occur? Ron doesn’t know.
Ron hints it might be a year until they happen.

Why is God keeping his End Time apostle, prophet and Spokesman Witness in the dark? Is Ron guilty some secret sin, perhaps the sin of pride that he rails about so frequently? Has he lost God’s favor perhaps with his presumptuous predictions?

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Ron Spoke to the Mountain and ... the Mountain Didn’t Move.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 908 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 130
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Ron and Laura are vacationing in merry old England this week.

A British couple, who were long time members, left the church after Ron removed the husband as an elder. (Good for them!) Maybe, Benjamin and Grace will contact Mike with their story.

Is this the beginning of the End of PKG? Will more now begin to question and risk Ron’s wrath? In the age of the internet the story will get out.

Ron reviews church history and discusses how he hates dismissing people from of the church. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron recommends listening to his sermons on the Sabbath, even if it means listening to it a second time *yawn*, because you will get so much more. (snicker)

Ron claims the Catholic Church is behind the division between Islam and other religions in Switzerland where the Swiss have backed a ban on new minarets. (Ho-hum)

Ron hints at upcoming "time shifts" that will be covered in future sermons before the next fast.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Ronald Weinland: The Great Tribulation Is Now 2 ½ Years Long

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 915 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 131
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Come on now. Ron how can you fault Canadian TV broadcasting your claim that the Pope will call you The False Prophet? You are the End Time prophet and Spokesman Witness after all.

“I am an apostle and a prophet.” *Yawn* whatever, dude. Ron is second in titles only to Jesus with whom he will be riding double when He returns.

And still no Witness powers, eh? I wonder what that’s all aboot? Blah, blah, blah, blah….

The first four seals were about the church. *Yawn* they weren’t physical. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

The Great Tribulation is 2 ½ years long now.

Slippage. Ron claims to have written his book in “prophetic language.” It is not to be taken literally or physically. (It means what Ron says it means - despite what it specifically says.) Black is white and white is black when Ron says so.

So, is Christ’s 2012 return “prophetic language,” too?

Ron has started to chip away at GFW 2008 along with all his specific claims with prophetic double speak.

Ron goes on a tirade about an article that noted his failed prophecies. He claims that the world has just not noticed the first year of The Great Tribulation.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Weinland Revisionism

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 922 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 132
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Weinland revisionism has begun. Ron now claims that he IS an apostle. Is Ron laying the groundwork for backing out of prophet hood? I don’t think so. I think he is merely claiming another title because he can. Ron's expiration date approaches.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Wayne's World, Wayne's World

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
They Follow (Summary)
Countdown: 929 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 133
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Wayne Matthews offered sermon filler for PKG’ers this weekend. Wayne has recommitted himself to Weinland’s con.

He plays second fiddle to Ron asking, "Where could we go if we have the Truth?" Much of the sermon was spent reinforcing Ron’s leadership. We can’t understand unless God gives it.

Wayne talked about evidence for PKG being the truth, but did not go into detail and did not go anywhere near Ron’s failed prophecies. “Things will really get shaken up when the earthquakes start moving onto land.”

Wayne has deluded himself. That’s OK because time is ticking away and Wayne will once again be faced with the reality that he has allowed himself to be misled.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Ronald Weinland in Sin City

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 936 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 134
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Vegas, baby, Vegas!

Where else would the most powerful prophet ever hold a senior elders meeting? Ron scoffs at the Devil’s power.

Why would Ron go to a place know for sin – when he is so sensitive to it? Are any of the elders chaffing over having Laura over them?

Ron has trouble setting his clock so he doesn’t go over two hours. Sheesh.

A member had a stint put in because he was not healed by Ron.

Ron argues that Jerusalem is worse than Vegas in terms of sinfulness. Ron notes again the absence of physical evidence of the Great Tribulation especially the absence of the 2nd Trumpet which Ron assures his audience is coming – and will begin a process - Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabity, blah, blah, blah.

Ron takes a stroll down memory lane and takes a swipe at the leader of the Church of Philadelphians. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabity, blah, blah, blah.

And the 2nd Trumpet still delays…

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Monday, October 26, 2009

Ronald Weinland: Running Out of Time

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 943 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 135
Fulfilled Prophecies:

Detroit this week, Ron reviews his world travel plans. Although not claiming it as prophecy Ron claims the earliest Europe could rise (5th Trumpet) is June 27, 2010 and at the latest August 21, 2011. This is of course based on previous prophecies.

Ron makes a great deal of saying “it’s a process, it’s a process, it’s a process” (the working out of prophecy) and a matter of humility, too.

Intermission: Dill Weed, Jr. needs a head scratch.

This sermon is part of the 6th Thunder – Ron and Laura becoming known as God’s prophets. Well – we will see. Ron didn’t want to go into it. Ron doesn’t have the foggiest idea when Europe will arise, but that the 2nd, 3rd and 4th Trumpets could happen June 26, 2010 or perhaps earlier.

Ron dangles the possibility of God delaying the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Trumpets until just before the 5th Trumpet. You’ve got to fight for this way of life. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The longer this delays the better for us. (Yeah, more tithes for retirement.)

Ron has been buying gold and silver for the Great Tribulation. Ron states he and Laura will end up in Europe. Probably, in Nice, retired.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Take Heed That No Man Deceive You

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Meaning of Times (Summary)
Countdown: 950 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 136
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Speaking from Cincinnati this week. More ‘times’ talk. Ron tells of his international air travel woes. Seems his flight to Australia was delayed by computer problems. Boo-Hoo.

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Some 310 days in Ronald Weinland’s Great Tribulation whimpers on. There has been no ‘moving onto land’ of the earthquakes that have been happening in the world’s oceans (as predicted by Ron.) Ron still doesn’t know when the 2nd Trumpet will occur. He won't known until it happens. (Surprise!)

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Time, Times, and Half a Time. Doh!

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Time (Summary)
Countdown: 957 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 137
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

The Last Great Day has arrived!
What will Ron reveal?
New earthshaking prophecy?
New biblical interpretation?
Ron opens up with about 15 minutes of generalities. Ron compares the church to the woman in Revelation who flees to the wilderness. He dredges up ancient history of the church when California placed COG in receivership. Blah, blah, blah, blah…

Ron brings up Tkach (as the son of perdition) and his apostasy and death 40 weeks later. Ron likens this to a flood out of the dragon’s mouth against the church.

A time is no longer 360 days, but now is 280 days. This doesn’t change the 1260 days of the Two Witnesses’ ministry. *yawn*

Be thankful the physical part of the Great Tribulation didn’t begin December 14, 2008.

Thunders to magnify, Blah, blah, blah, blah… God has delayed the physical parts of the tribulation by 280 days because of the church's fast. Europe, at the latest might arise late August of 2011. The US could continue to exist until then or maybe sooner - summer of 2010. This is absolute. China might not come on the scene until 2012.

Apocalypse postponed, again. Back to ho-hum sermons.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Monday, October 5, 2009

Double *YAWN*

There are things worse than one Ron sermon per week. Try NINE. Ugh.
Well, I summarize them briefly. You might imagine my boredom. I imagine his listeners especially children squirming in their seats like I did at JW assemblies. Sheesh. We are really waiting for the Last Great Day's sermon.
I'll add to this post the summary from each sermon and do a separate post for the LGD. Ron's pounding the podium. Sigh.
Feast of Taber-Knuckle-Heads (Summary)
Family Pt. 1 (Summary) New Zealand vacation – Ron notes recent earthquakes and typhoons. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Ron marvels. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Can’t grasp and understand. We can’t comprehend. It’s awesome. Family... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah.
Family Pt. 2 Ron comments on the rain he couldn't stop. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Can't begin to grasp and comprehend. Shem, Ham, and Jacob... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Plant life and the trees.... something to drink in... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Ron gets dumbfounded.
Family Pt. 3 Ugh!
I am not going to summarize each sermon. It is too much. I have have been working a lot. Dill Weed, Jr.'s is threatening to run away. I'll tune in for the last great day and we'll see what happens.
Tick Tock
Dill Weed

Sunday, October 4, 2009


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement (Summary)
Countdown: 964 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 138
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Some guy other than Ron gave this sermon. I'm not in to torturing myself enough to listen to it. And Dill Weed, Jr. has got a head start on our afternoon nap. So here's a picture of a mouse Dill Weed, Jr. will never catch because he is too lazy. Enjoy your weekend!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Thursday, October 1, 2009

A Further Word on Acceptance and Forgiveness

The power of acceptance and forgiveness can not be over stated. It is a balm to the soul that we can apply if we just know how.

We can make every difficult experience in life easier by accepting everything and forgiving freely. We should look for oppotunities to forgive for both real and imagined slights or wrongs. The more you forgive the more peaceful your inner life will be despite what may be going on around you. The peace your are experiencing will affect others around you, too. Here are a few more words on this powerful combination.

A relationship may end even if one partner is practicing forgiveness and acceptance. It just that if it does - the person who has accepted and forgiven does not continue suffering. They experience peace of mind and heart. The same can not be said for the other person.

Accepting is NOT liking or agreeing with something. It is important to remember that because it is the things that we don't like or agree with that we don't accept. Accepting is also NOT condoning. So while I do not like, agree with, or condon Ron's false prophesy, I never-the-less accept it. Acceptance is like noticing ---- this is so ---- without any further judgments negative or positive. Just remember to dismiss these thoughts because they will occur and when you do you get back to the powerful state of acceptantance.

I accept that Ron prophesys falsely and as a result have a sense of peace about it perhaps explaining my sense of humor about it. I'm not burned up with anger about it, even though I mock.

Forgiving is NOT condoning something. It just ends the forgiver's suffering and gives an objective view on matters. Forgiving does not make a person a door mat. If you end up a door mat - you're doing it wrong and should review the definition of forgiveness. If you miss a step, you risk slipping back into the suffering that results from unforgiveness. It is OK to talk about things that have happened - it is the intent that matters - such should not be malicious.

Forgiveness and acceptance always result in peace of mind and heart for the practioner in everything from dealing with false prophets to every day personal, family and business relationships and problems.

The good news is that we can use acceptance and forgiveness to reduce suffering in our lives. Another benefit is that doing so allows us to see better ways of dealing with things than we would normally. A lot of times we say or do things that make matters worse. The two allows to use calm words that turn away rage.

To practice them, you must understand them. To more than temporarily undertand them it is necessary to memorize their definitons to make them your own. When you do you will discover their unlimited power to ease your way through life. They always make things easier and you can never wear them out and you don't have to pay a dime for them.

So my e-friends it is my wish that you will put these to reliable and tireless wonder workers to work in your lives and experience the peace God has made possible with the application of these two wonders.

Yours truly

Dill Weed and Dill Weed, Jr.

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

A Balm for All Relationships. Two Practices That Always Work.

A post for one and all that can only truly be understood when memorized. And then, ones discovers thesee two things always work, make an out, improve relationships and restore peace no matter what. One's appreciation deepens for these two things once you really understand them. Here they are, forgiveness and acceptance defined.

Memorize the following about forgiveness and acceptance word for word then you will experience their power. Worth every effort, I promise. A gift for my e-friends. : )


1. You don’t bring up what happened to harm the other person’s reputation. You don’t maliciously gossip.

2. You don’t want the other person to be afraid of or intimidated by you.

3. You give up ANY desire for revenge.

4. You help the other person forgive them self.

5. Not forgiving someone is like drinking poison and hoping the other person dies.

6. You must forgive yourself to receive forgiveness from others.


It is MOST IMPORTANT to accept things you don’t like, agree with, or condone because when you do, you will have peace of mind and heart and will, as a result, be better able to deal with those things whatever they are. Acceptance creates peace. Non-acceptance always leads to anger, frustration, and despair.

Memorize it sentence by sentence. To really ingrain it, repeat it backward starting with the last sentence.

Dill Weed

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Ronald Weinland: The Prophet Who Himmed And Hawed

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Father (Summary)
Countdown: 971 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 139
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Don't forget to join Dill Weed, Jr. in the followers section. Just remember to bring a can of tuna and some catnip!

Chandler, AZ today, Ron didn’t give the sermon last week because he was “drained” and couldn’t give the sermon. God did not empower him to give it.

Ron comments on going from the heat of summer in AZ to spring in New Zealand. Ah, the joys of world tithe financed travel.

Ron lists some deaths (not of people whom he has cursed.) Ron shuffles papers and switches gears for the sermon. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

It appears Ron will studiously avoid prophecying. Another run of the mill sermon's in the offing. Ugh. Uniplural word? Hmm. A Ronism, I believe. Nope, it seems there is a thing called a uniplural noun (Googled, I did) with a page of explanation that I came nowhere near to wanting to read.

"We can't understand the truth until God reveals it." (Ron's credibility crutch.) And who does He reveal it through? Ron, of course. God revealed to Ron that he is His End Time prophet and 1st and spokesman for the Witnesses of Revelation. (Heh-heh-heh) But, what will time reveal?

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Monday, September 21, 2009

Ronald Weinland Interviewed by Dill Weed’s Sock Puppet

The Great Tribulation grinds on. (Only 140 Sabbaths left!) Before God's prophet and End Time Witness gets too busy, he has graciously accepted a request for an interview with my T-Rex sock puppet, Ralph.

Q – Have you received your Two Witness powers yet?
A. (Opens mouth and… belches) Shew! Onion rings - I’m burping onion rings. Burger King. They’re giving me hellish heart burn. I thought I was going to breathe fire for a minute, but I guess not, yet. All in God’s due time and in accordance to His plan. I had Taco Bell last night. I wasn’t breathing fire, but you know…. The 1st Witness had to sleep on the couch. It’s a good thing I’m humble.

Q – Have you thought up any plagues you’d like to strike the earth with?
A. Oh, yeah. I’ve been thinking about them for a while.

Q – Are you going to target certain individuals (i.e. mockers) for especially painful plagues?
A. I have a few people in mind for a dose of Ron’s Revenge.

Q - Who will be the first person(s) you smite with your Two Witness powers?
A. I’m going to let that be a surprise.

Q - Do you expect to give sermons to the entire world to make everyone aware you are God’s prophet?
A. I imagine I’m going to make the rounds on all the talk shows. Towards the end, I’ll be on every channel 24/7.

Q - You acknowledged that you’re not the greatest public speaker? Do you think God will supernaturally improve your speaking ability to better deliver his message?
A. He’ll beam them into my head. I’ve made a special aluminum foil hat with antennae to improve reception – four bars everywhere.

Q - Will you announce beforehand how and where you will smite the earth so as to distinguish your smiting and plagues from regular old droughts and disease outbreaks?
A. No one will confuse Two Witnesses plagues and drought with any other plagues and droughts. I am God’s Prophet after all.

Q - To be blunt, are you excited about being able to kick sinner butt with your Two Witness powers?
A. Cracks knuckles. There is going to be some Hell to pay. And, I am the bill collector. It will hurt me to do it, but it will hurt them more.

Q - While I’m being asking questions, I have to ask, some rumors have been going around about drinking, Ron. Ron, have you ever been kicked by the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull?
A. I don’t drink malt liquor and I don’t take bull from anybody. I AM GOD’S PROPHET!!

Okay, okay! Thank you, Prophet and Witness, Ron.

And now back to our regular programming.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Will God give Ron Weinland Paul Crouch’s TBN?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Trumpets (Summary)
Countdown: 978 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 140
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Pre-recorded bologna… err sermon from God’s End Time prophet, Ron - an improving economy, decreasing crime, and independent US, UK and Australia. Wha?!

Will Ron speak of his Great Tribulation(s)? Has some monstrously wicked person left their used paper towels laying on a bathroom counter somewhere? Will Ron have a hellish cab ride and forgive the driver before it is over, perhaps even sharing some words of his witness?

Ron deviated from his plan to give a live sermon to the US. Instead, this pre-recorded bal… err sermon was provided. *yawn* Send your offerings in, brethren.

Ole Ron does miss a beat. He is a good a Benny Hinn and the other preacher hucksters out there. You can send as little as a dollar. No change please, seriously.

Last year’s Feast of Trumpets was the announcement of Christ’s return May 12, 2012. It began the 1335 days of unsliced bologna and unpickled pickles. Pink Floyd asked, “How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?”

Ron notes the rebounding economy, of course it was just like ancient times. Man is arrogant. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron trots out a teaser for ‘the addition’ to the 50th Truth on the Last Great Day. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron reasserts that he “knows he is a prophet.” Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Tick Tock.

Tennessee vs Florida is on, yeah! Go Florida!

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Ronald Weinland: Crime DECREASES during Great Tribulation

Confirming God's Prophet and End Time Witness' declaration that crime will DECREASE during the Great Tribulation we have this.

FBI: Murder, violent crime dropped in 2008

By DEVLIN BARRETT (AP) – 1 hour ago

WASHINGTON — Murder and manslaughter dropped almost 4 percent last year, as reported crime overall fell around the country, according to new data released Monday by the FBI.

The 3.9 percent decline in killings reported to police was part of a nationwide drop in violent crime of 1.9 percent from 2007 to 2008. Rapes declined 1.6 percent, to the lowest national number in 20 years — about 89,000.

The statistics are based on crimes reported to police, who then forward the information to the FBI. There were 14,180 murder victims in the United States last year.

"What has been impressive has been how flat all the violent crime rates have been since 2000. To a large degree that's still the case, but the striking change this year has been murder," said Alfred Blumstein, a professor of criminal justice at Carnegie-Mellon University.

The figures show that crime has come way down since its peak in the early 1990's.

Yes, indeed, Ronald Weinland's Great Tribulation is steaming forward full speed ahead.

This report brought to you by Dill Weed, Jr.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Ronald Weinland: Jesus Told Me 2011 MLB Season Canceled.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Prepare for the Feast Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 985 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 141
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

The real 1st trumpet =>
(Will look like this.)

Ron’s in Columbia, MO this week.
The 2nd Trumpet still has not sounded, surprised? Will Ron break off some new prophecy? Will he spiritualize another part of the Great Tribulation? Has Ron been tormented by wicked people who don’t throw away their paper towels? Stay tuned.

Florida Gators are kicking Troy’s butt in football 49 to 6.
The world is condescending (huff) sick, sick world. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Will Ron drop the bomb that God has called off the Great Tribulation because of the January fast? (Hee-hee)

The Feast is about fellowship. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Yea and lo Ron maintains his prophetic silence.

Yea and lo by 2011, The Great Pum... Tribulation will be in full swing and the MLB won't be.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Prophet Ronald Weinland: Bumper Stickers and Fast Food.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Prepare for the Feast Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 992 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 142
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Cincinnati, OH. The ‘spirit world is really stirred up and stress levels out there are high. Something is going to happen.’

God’s Spokesman and 1st Witness inform us that bumper stickers with biblical messages are idolatry and cheapen God. Better get a scraper out and get rid of that fish. God is displeased by biblical bumper stickers. (Well, that’s news.)

The fall season is supposed to result in a big increase as the spring season hasn’t yielded much. (We’ll see Ron. We’ll see.)
About twenty times, Ron emphasizes that he does not know what is going to happen. *yawn*

He doesn’t know if he’ll be able to take his vacation… err ministry trip to New Zealand. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. An awful sermon, terribly so. I don't know if you'll be able to meet for the Feast. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron knows what is going on in member’s homes. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Member can’t agree at what fast food places to eat. Humble yourself and go where others want. Ron discusses Wendy’s versus Burger King. (What else would you expect from the Greatest Prophet eva?)

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Ronald Weinland: Hold Fast - For More Waiting.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Unity of Belief Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 999 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 143
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Who is that coming on the clouds?

Do you recognize his silhouette?

Dallas, TX this week thanks to your tithe dollars. Ron’s recruiting people to sit in the front row. He may breath fire today! Seems people have time to mingle and chat with Ron. I’d be asking some pointed questions before I was thrown out on my ear. Dill Weed, Jr. would be outside with the motor running - he always wants to go to Pet Smart. Steve Boyer gives opening prayer and sounds like he is on death’s door.

Ron marvels at the size of Texas. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. 37 Sabbaths into the final 3 ½ years. (He’s joined Dill Weed’s Countdown! Heh-heh-heh)

Urgency all the time, watchful always, Blah, blah, blah, blah….

God is love, But he’s gonna kick your ass – if you don’t stick by me. (paraphrased.) Ron condemns surfing. Slaps podium. Here we go – Things don’t change, we just don’t understand them until God gives more. More rope to hang yourself with, Ron. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron has got members counting Sabbaths. He has set up expectation for the 40th Sabbath. I wonder as Sabbaths flow by and nothing continues to happen or things improve – what will Ron do to maintain his hold? He is content at this point to review the ‘truths’ revealed to him and through him.

I am a God's End Time Prophet!

There will be no FaceBook in the new world! People so misuse it! He's going off the rails! - wouldn't want to be in the first row : D Apparently, some are gossiping on FaceBook. In the new world, people will use phones and send email, but not be able to use FaceBook. Whatever. Ron's really stressed out. He didn't mean to go at this in such depth. Aww.

A Freudian slip? Sorry, Bob (the COG Writer?), if Mr Armstrong's talking I want to listen...

Ron might be tearing up? TICK TOCK

FaceBook and MySpace will NOT exist in the new world. I gaurantee it. (LOL) Would that make it prophecy? Oh, Ron you're more fun than a barrel of e-ignorant monkeys!

Big Surprise: The Last Great Day there will be an addition to the 50th Truth. There will be no more Truths after the 50th. God gave it to Ron. This time we'll have to wait until the LGD for real it seems.

An interesting article by the COG Writer

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Prophet Ronald Weinland: "I Speak As A Fool..."

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Unity of Belief Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 1006 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 144
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Windsor, CT.
The forecast is for MORE WAITING.
Dill Weed, Jr. beat Ron by a cat neck in the poll. (Heh-heh-heh) I'm so proud of him!
There is a reluctance to sit up front. Is Ron belching holy smoke? The guy giving the prayer twice asks God to help them “drink in mightily.” (Of Ron's words. Eyeroll. Drink mightily, belch mightily, says I.)
Someone drove 12 ½ hours to get there. That’s commitment. Crazy, committed and Canadian. Someone had a heart attack; however, it was not someone Ron had cursed. Someone’s father died; also not someone that Ron had cursed.
We are 36 Sabbaths into the final 3 ½ years. (And nothing continues to happen.) By Trumpets, we’ll be 40th Sabbaths in. Ron hints at ‘hearing’ about something on Trumpets because of the 'significance' of the number 40? (More whispers from God into his mind?)
Ron feels for some of his mockers who don’t know what they are doing. (Forgive them for they know not what they do? Nah. Ron would smite them IF he could.)
The 1st Trumpet blast is not yet complete. There has been a tremendous loss of wealth and more will be lost. Ron says the physical stuff will happen later. No great physical destruction has been observed and some followers are ‘letting down their guard.’ The waiting for some is too much. I’m waiting, Ron. I’m waiting, watching and listening.
You can’t see it on your own. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He’s pulling the wool over their empty, dead eyes. I wonder how much longer this will work. You must be meek and have a teachable spirit. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron pontificates so much on humility that he goes horse and needs water. Ron is tickled pink that destruction delays. (You bet he is, but he is sweating, too.)
Ron hints about change related to technology- specifically Face book – for the protection of the brethren. Stay off mocker blogs? Don’t e-hang out with Dill Weed and Dill Weed, Jr.? : ( No!!!
Here we go. The TRUTH only comes through Ron. There are no other teachers just two prophets and elders, no pastors, no teachers. No competing voices. This gives unity of belief a scary meaning.
The worst case scenario (evaluating PKG-COG and therefore, really himself) as played out by Ron ("speaking as a fool"):
"What if I am not a prophet, what if I am just an apostle?" Ron denies this right out of the box and reaffirms his claim to prophethood. *yawn*
Clarification of worst case scenario:
The remark about the "worst case scenario" was Ron "playing the fool" who was evaulating PKG-COG (really himself). This was supposed to be the worst case scenario FROM a member's perspective as Ron was attempting to substitute HIS thinking for their own.
Ron then asked the question, "What if I am not a prophet and am JUST an apostle?" (WTF?!)
His answer paraphrased:
I am a prophet. I am certain of it. HWA was the last apostle. In the church there are the two prophets and elders. No teachers, no pastors.
In answering his own question, Ron re-asserted his claim to prophethood and closed the door on the possibility of backing out of it to a lesser position.
Ron cinched the rope around his neck tighter re-committing to the current timeline, acknowledging physical destruction is not happening, and cutting off the possibility of backing out of his claim to prophethood via an apoligetic, apostolic, backdoor retreat. When you think about it, there is really no going back.
It is all or nothing - reaffirmed by Ron. An intriguing game of spiritual chicken, I'd say.
He didn't even consider his being a false prophet as the worst case scenario though(!) Too much to bear? Didn't want to go there in his consideration? Doesn't want members contemplating that possiblility?
How about you actually are a false prophet profiteering off deluded, but sincere individuals, Ron?

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

An Open Letter to Ronald Weinland and Moses Znaimer

Ronald Weinland claims to be more than a prophet.

He claims to be Spokesman for the Two Witnesses of Revelation. Ron is the 1st Witness and his wife, Laura, is the 2nd. He announced this on his website.

They are the two most powerful prophets to have ever existed.

Ron and Laura began their 1260 day ministry December 14, 2008 (After a false start which I won’t go into). The beginning of their ministry also marked the beginning of the last 3 ½ years of The Great Tribulation. (You didn’t know that the Great tribulation was underway?)

Ron prophesied that nuclear bombs would go off in port cities in the US and Canada. This would be the 2nd Trumpet.

The 1st Trumpet was to result in wide spread physical destruction to Canada and the US, according to Ron’s book, God’s Final Witness – 2008. But, it turned out not to be physical destruction after all, Ron informed his congregation that it was SPIRITUAL and therefore observable by none save Ron. He is God’s prophet after all and the conduit for revelation and *yawn* interpretation - as he frequently reminds listeners, often loudly.

Ronald Weinland is special. Since December 17, 1994 Christ has spoken into his mind each time He has opened a Seal of Revelation according to God’s Final Witness – 2008, Pg 63. All the seals have been opened, by the way. (You missed that, too?)

Given Ron’s bold prophecies, I encourage Moses to PUBLICLY invite him back for an update with all of the claims he has made reviewed BEFORE he presents. Don't let him just talk. Give him the points he must address.

Ron craves publicity and sees it as validation from God that he is, in fact, God's End Time prophet. Increased publicity for The Two Witnesses is fulfillment of the 6th Thunder of Revelation revealing him as God’s End Time prophet.

In a sermon, Ron wondered aloud what purpose God had in mind when he received his invitation to ideaCity . I wonder if it is playing out how he imagined it.

God’s purposes and methods are not always easily understood. His ways ARE higher than our ways. Ron understands this.

What better place for God to announce to the world that Ronald is His End Time Prophet and Witness than the very place from which he was routed and fled from in horror and despair and was still a month later ill about it?

This could have been God's purpose in the initial invitation- a second unveiling of His prophet. God is a God of second chances is He not? Clear the day of any speaker who might offend Ron. Don’t give him a readymade excuse to refuse.

Ron and Laura should soon be quite formidable. They will be able to breathe fire to destroy those who would do them harm, call down plagues at will and stop rain anywhere. By the time the next ideaCity rolls around we will be 18 months into The Great Tribulation.

Make the Weinland’s invitation public – with the press release above. I’m willing to pay for a bill board or sign saying, “Welcome Ron and Laura Weinland – The Two Witnesses of Revelation!”

For a complete history of Ronald Weinland see:

Moses' site is now accepting comments.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Ronald Weinland? I’ve never heard of him. – Pope Ratzinger

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Faith & Works (Summary)
Countdown: 1013 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 145
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Be heard! Register your voice in the polls to the right! Vote more than once, it’s all right. This vote will be as fair as any Iranian election. One pole is already defunct but vote anyway because your vote matters to me and Dill Weed, Jr! Don’t miss Moses Znaimer’s reply to Ron’s letter. (Below)

Bowling Geen, KY.

Tithe, Sabbath, Tithe, got it? Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Sermons for the Feasts are done – all six. (Oh, goody!) LGD remains. (Boo-hiss!) We are under 3 years now. (From this we might conclude that there will be no timeline changes the first six sermons of the Feasts or whatever it's called. Not sure exactly how that works, but I am sure its boring. I think some weeks there are several sermons. (insert frowny face) : (

We live in a sick, sick, filthy world. Ron pitches a sigh.

Texting and driving is a sin because it endangers others. I suppose not throwing one’s paper towels in the rubbish is too: it endangers others also. I never thought of it that way before.

Another yawner, how about limiting them to 20 minutes, Ron? (Yeah!)

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Friday, August 14, 2009

Moses Znaimer of ideaCity Replies To Ronald Weinland.

5 deserved slights, ends with a challenge where Ron ended with a threat.

Dear Mr. Weinland,

Thank you for your note of August 1st, 2009. It's only just come to my attention, which is why I'm a little late with a reply. [I Tweeted and emailed him.]

Needless to say, what I was attempting at this year's ideaCity was to reflect a range of opinion on modern day religion; a spectrum that runs all the way from those who believe intensely, as you do, to those who think that religion is the most destructive force on our planet today. Indeed, I heard from other devout Christians who felt that it was you who was blaspheming, as they considered the fact that you declared yourself Prophet, to be an act of extreme arrogance. Still others urged upon me the argument that a pretension to know the mind of God, let alone to speak for Him, is in fact prima fascia evidence of a kind of insanity. [prima fascia - a matter appearing to be self-evident from the facts - i.e. that Ron is insane.]

Nonetheless, they stayed for the length of the Conference, because they were eager to engage in discussion and debate. [Unlike previous, less powerful prophets who stayed and reasoned from the scriptures with non-believers, we have an example of the Two Most Powerful Prophets and Witnesses of all time running out on this opportunity to rely on God in faith and witness boldy. Ron reported still being ill a week later. One wonders what God thought of His Witnesses.] I regret that you did not, in particular as I had no time with you one-on-one, and was fully intending to do so as the Conference wore on.

Still in all, I'm glad you at least got a bit of a value out of the experience.
Please keep my email address in your system, the better to keep me abreast of developments in your understanding of the history to come. It won't actually be that long before we can test the accuracy of your prophecy.

Best regards,


This is as an even handed and fair smack down as you can get, especially considering that Ron's self-serving letter sent July 21st appears to have been initially ignored. I don't think Moses was going to reply publicly to Ron's public posting until I brought it up. You can't really blame him. But, I wouldn't let it go as there is just too much fun to be had here. Moses has posted this on his website. People can make comments, but you have to email them in and there is no comments section like here and there is no place to register your vote, either.

On Moses site, I commented, "Ron claims to be more than a prophet. He claims to be the spokesman for the Two Witnesses of Revelation, the other of whom is his wife!" (The two most powerful prophets, eva!)

"Soon, he should be breathing fire, casting plagues and withholding rain from wherever he wishes. He should be quite formidable."

"I’d invite him back next year, publicly so, (that’s one of his annoying speech patterns, sorry.), with all of the claims he has made trotted out before he presents.
Don't let him just talk. Give him the points he must address. It should help. He craves publicity and sees it as validation from God that he is, in fact, God’s End Time *yawn* prophet.

"In fact,
Ron wondered aloud what purpose God had in mind when he received your invitation, Moses. I wonder if it is playing out how he imagined? BTW, Ron expects to receive increasing publicity. If you invite him back next year for a prophetic update, you would in his mind, be fulfilling one of the Thunders of Revelation."

"Now that I think about it. What better place for God to announce to the world that Ronald is His End Time Prophet and Witness than the very place he was routed and fled from in horror and despair? This could have been God's purpose in the initial invitation- a second unveiling of His prophet. Better have some fire extinguishers handy."

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Ronald Weinland: An Ignored Witness With Nothing To Say

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Faith Pt. 3 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1020 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 146
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Hundreds bored by dull prophet.

Richmond, Virginia. The Prophesied End Time is still available (Whoopee!) It reveals that Christ told Ron the meaning of each Seal of Revelation as he opened them. (He whispered it into Ron's mind, I tells ya, I do.)

I expect more from the Two Witnesses of Revelation than run of the mill sermons.

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. They just don’t understand…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Man can not follow the Law. Ron is just repeating standard stuff.

God’s prophet and Witness said nothing of note, again. He just killed off another sermon and Sabbath.

I wonder if this frustrates PKG members who are probably expecting something of significance from God’s prophet and End Time Witness, too.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Ron Sees Selfish People.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Faith Pt. 2 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1027 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 147
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Summer doldrums for prophecy. Ho-hum.

Ron posted an open letter to Moses Znaimer of ideaCity. Ron was disturbed by the blasphemy he witnessed – so distressed that he had to leave (flee to the wilderness of the US).

God’s End Time Prophet and Witness spokesman still hurts today and has warned Moses of his grave mistake and its 'serious personal consequences.' Moses is in line with other mockers and COG ministers (take a number) and has removed pics of Ron from ideaCity's website and substituted them with his own(!) Double blasphemy!!

Ron sees the attitudes of other people – selfish people – people who don’t throw the towels they’ve used into a garbage can. People are selfish, but Ron isn’t. He is considerate. He’s different.

God talks to Ron in his mind. Fiddle-dee-dumb. Given Ron's sermon, I take it He has said anything interesting lately.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

What Ending For Ronald Weinland?

I think Todd has it right. I think he knows the deception he is peddling, but he is stuck with it and has no easy way out, plus it provides his livelyhood and he is the boss - answerable to a seemingly absent God. The lifestyle, travel and being your own boss (more than less) and being the authority closes the deal - as they have for so many preachers. It is enjoyable to have people look up to you, to defer to your wisdom.

Despite his outlandish claims Ron appears rational. He must certainly come face to face (at least weekly), if not more, with the lack of evidence substantiating his claim to prophet and witness hood. He boldly and desperately reaffirms his role - so he feels the pressure - even though now he seems to have eased that pressure until the LGD, so he just gives regular sermons.

It takes a determined and calculated effort to make and reaffirm his claims to everyone, including himself. I mean when he eats dinner he looks across the table and faces a woman he knows is not a prophetess or the second witness. What can that be like? She is his silent partner in religious crime, I contend.

How can they do this?

I simply find it staggering and it is why I stay tuned in.

Can anyone see this ending well?

I have difficulty conceiving of Ron getting out of this with any credibility. I suppose it could happen. But PKG members out there are counting down. They are invested spiritually, emotionally and financially. This is heading for one big wreck.

Reflecting on my own experience, this grips a person hard and for a long time. I don't ever expect to see myself believing 'I have the truth.' Alarm bells go off in my mind the first step down that road.

That said, the bible especially Proverbs and Eccliasiastes contain useful guidance. I think the most valuable trait a person can cultivate is humility. (not to echo Ron by any means, in fact, a lot of the railing he does against pride seems calculated to establish his authority and to prevent any challenge or questioning.)

You won't see me chiming in on doctrinal matters. I haven't the desire to.

Agree or disagree, I feel connected to everyone here. I wish I had more answers than unanswerable questions, but I don't. I think that is the 'cold' reality in which we all actually live - so best to embrace it.

Do I like it? No, not especially. It is more comfortable thinking you do have the answers - 'the truth'.

I've drank the heady brew of certainty and felt its comforting, intoxicating and powerful embrace. But we pay a price for the beliefs we allow ourselves to hold, often painful ones.

I think it is important to recognize the limits of one's beliefs - that our beliefs can and do have limits and that a good many of them may not be correct and can't be fully trusted. And that only in the testing of our beliefs can we protect ourselves, our relationships and futures from certain harms. Above all, the others we surround ourselves with, can provide a healthy check on and connection to reality. We cut others off at our own peril.

Reality's comfort may be cold at first , but it brings peace when we recognize and accept it.

How will Ron's saga end? I don't know, but I see more bad endings than good. All I know, is that if he does what he does knowingly then he deserves everything he gets, but it should be tempered with mercy. I think he's written a story for himself out of delusion and desperation that he can't get out of and unfortunately has sucked a lot of vulnerable people in after him.

I know what I don't know. I know what I cannot know. I accept that.

I believe in God and when there is a clear choice, I'm confident I'll make the right choice.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Too Much For a Prophet to Bear?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Faith Pt. 1 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1034 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 148
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Ron reads post about swine flu from the website.
He’s going to resurrect the specter of ideaCity, apparently, ‘what happened there’ is bothering him. He is going to publish a letter to them on the site. Hasn't he forgiven them? Is this too much for God's prophet and Witness to bear?
Will the 1st Witness prophesy? Will God's prophet reveal ‘more light’ on these End Times? Or will it be all quiet on the prophecy front, again?
Ron’s humility fetish is kicking in big-time. Some don’t like auto responses from the website. Auto responses are useful for avoiding difficult questions. Another ho-hum Two Witness sermon, God gave this to him?
That’s OK, Ron. Your expiration date is rushing toward you.
People just can’t understand the Sabbath, Passover, Blah, blah, blah, blah…. without God opening their minds. And, of course, God is only working through Ron. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. We're so special. They just can't understand. You should be greatful. If God doesn't open your mind, blah, blah, blah, blah….
A remarkable lack of prophecy or even reference to prophecy for God's End Time prophet and Spokesman Witness.
Not surprising if you've been listening, even if you haven't been listening long like myself.
Where are the millions God is calling to PKG?
Where is the 5th Thunder?
Where are the 6th and 7th Thunders, for that matter?
Where is the 2nd Trumpet?
Ron’s has set himself in a pattern of run-of-the mill, hum-drum sermons until The Last Great Day when he pulls the rug out from under his believers.
Ron acts like he is not simply repeating things that thousands of other ministers have repeated thousands of times. Quite amusing, really, for someone claiming to be God's End Time prophet and Witness of Revelation.
Remember that Simpson’s episode when the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are riding and the Simpson’s go to Hell because they were Left Below? Homer smells barbeque but there are no hot dogs. There’s German potato salad, and coleslaw with pineapple. Doh! Highway to Hell plays. I love the Simpsons.

Ron’s shelf life is growing shorter like potato salad sitting out in the sun.
What has God 'given' Ron lately? Apparently, not much.
Ron refers to the two day fast and comments that he'll speak of it on the Last Great Day. Has a two day fast post-poned Armageddon and Christ's return? Perhaps excused us from further Thunders, Trumpets or Vials?
Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Weinland - A New Test For Prophet Hood

Dill Weed, Jr. appreciates the gift of the watermelon. He's just having trouble figuring out what to do with it. : D
A recent post in response to WO that got me thinking and seemed worth a post here.
Hi WO,

Your comment was refreshing. The reading you have done has broadened your knowledge. And, you are expecting evidence to substantiate claims.
It is true that Ron said (GWF Pg 108) speaking of the 2nd phase of the 5 Thunder, of the Sixth Seal of Revelation, of which Jesus revealed the meaning to Ron (See below), "the PRIMARY EXCEPTION to this (the increasing deaths of religous figures in the 2nd phase of the 5th Thunder of the 6th Seal of Revelation) will be the Pope of the Catholic Church who is prophesied to die directly after the return of Christ."
In his, God’s Love is Coming sermon on April 12, 2008 At 4 min 15 sec mark Ron said, “And the one he (Satan) is going to start influencing in a very powerful way, starting on April the 17th when the Pope (Ratzinger) is in Washington DC, because that’s when it begins and that’s when he begins to be influenced highly, and that’s going to grow in strength and power over the period of time to follow.”
In his, God's Witness is Ending, Pt. 1 sermon on December 20, 2008 1 hr 10 min mark, "Pope (Ratzinger) is working behind the scenes to bring about 10 nation EU."
Ron has given an indisputable test for his prophet hood, BUT he may have a way out, although he would have to revise what he said and that's a problem because:
Ron said, GFW Pg 63 "When Christ began opening those Seals, He revealed their meaning to me, His servant.”
Christ told Ron the meaning of the Seals. 1st Seal opened 1994.
Did Christ tell Ron the meaning of all the Seals then? No. (Well, how do you know, Dill Weed?)
Ron has said many times that he doesn't know... until it is 'given'. He has not been able to be specific and when he has....
But, Ron was specific about the Pope and the 2nd phase of 5th Thunder of the 6th Seal of Revelation because Jesus was specific.
We must conclude that Ratzinger was the Pope when Christ opened the 6th Seal. Why?
Because, if John Paul was the Pope then - Christ would have told Ron - that Pope (John Paul) would die and the next Pope will be the False Prophet and will die after I return. Christ would have KNOWN that Pope John Paul would die before He returned and John Paul could not be the False Prophet of Revelation.
Ratzinger became Pope April 2005 - well before God's Final Witness was published Nov 2006.
Christ told Ron, and told him specifically so, how Pope Ratzinger would be different from all the other religious leaders who would die in the 2nd phase of the 5th Thunder of the 6th Seal of Revelation that Christ had opened and whose meaning He had given to His Prophet and Spokesman, Ron - Different - How so? That RATZINGER would not die until He returned May 2012.
Jesus knew who he was talking about, Ratzinger, the Pope alive at the time He opened the 6th Seal of Revelation, and made a specific claim about, which He had Ron deliver as prophesy in God's Final Witness Pg 108. Which would, of course, later echo as part of the 6th Thunder confirming that Ron was God's Prophet and End Time Witness.
That is as specific and locked in as you can get.
If Ratzinger dies before Christ returns (May 2012) - Christ lied or was wrong OR Ron prophesied falsely, NOT MISTAKENLY OR PRESUMPTUOUSLY, but falsely!
Which would you believe?
What explanation could Ron possibly offer contradicting Jesus' own specific words about Pope Ratzinger?
What can we expect erstwhile from False Prophet Ratzinger? Powerful signs and wonders, the formation of a one world religon, the creation of an image of the Anti-Christ that speaks and probably the lead role in the issuance of the Mark of the Beast.
All from a 83 year old man with a broken wrist.
Is there a possible way out for Ron? "Christ was referring to the Pope in general."?
Nuh-uh! Why?
Jesus Christ was specific with Ron about the man in the position of Pope. How so? In that he, the Pope, alive at the opening of the 6th Seal, would not die until Christ returned May 2012, that he was the exception to the 2nd phase of the 5th Thunder of the 6th Seal of Revelation as revealed specifically to Ron, and would not die until directly after Christ returned. That man is none other than Pope Ratzinger!
If He was refering to John Paul - then Jesus would have been wrong.... Therefore, the Sixth Seal could ONLY refer to Ratzinger. Period. And no one else, because of Christ's specific statement relayed as prophecy by Ron.
If Ratzinger dies before Christ returns May 2012, Ron is proved a false prophet by Jesus' own words. Period. End of story.
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Dill Weed

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Where Are We In Time?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)

Where are we in time?
Lettuce reason.

But before we do: Join Dill Weed, Jr. in the followers section. For your safety, leave the dry cat food at home! Jr. has a pleasant disposition and is good company as long as there isn’t any dry cat food around. : D

Note: Religons in their attempt to see themselves as God's church have to apply things they find in scripture to themselves. That is where 'spiritualization' is particularly useful - in the sense it can never be proven or disproven, therefore you either believe and have faith and are part of the 'truth' or not. If you attempt to disprove or question then you are apostate and out you go. JWs do the same thing, mind bendingly so, as do others.

I'll make this a working document and update with relevant comments, corrections and input.

I read parts of PET and most of GFW. The post is an attempt to flesh out PKGs End Time beliefs and compare them with some others. It is admittedly a work in process. I'm exploring what is supposed to happen in the last 3 years.

Everyone chime in where you like.

The Seven Seals

Consider: Ron claims a 'spiritual' fulfillment for the first five seals. GFW pg. 62 "As mentioned, the first 5 Seals apply to God's church." (And apparently, only to the COG.) This is odd, most believe these will be physical, but whatever. Remember to see themselves as 'God's church' organizations have to see themselves in scripture first and that is when (dumb)founding, unprovable explanations and identifications start (sheesh). Ok, but I beat a dead horse below anyway.

One would suppose there would also be a physical fulfillment completing the 'pattern' or 'duality' of the prophecy. If that is the case, when did the physical fulfillment of Seals 1 - 4 and 6 occur since we are now awaiting the 2nd Trumpet? (Those seals have detail which refer specifically to physical things.)

1st Seal Prophesied End Time (PET) 1st Seal opened December 17, 1994 - White Horse with a rider bent on conquest (of COG)-widely believed to be the Anti-Christ and the slayer of the Two Witnesses 3 ½ years later. (Tkach defiled the Temple in December 17th 1994, the abomination that causes desolation. Not sure about the math on that one.) Tkach may be considered to be a 'type' of anti-christ in the 'spiritual' sense - a forerunner of 'physical' Anti-Christ?

Consider: The Anti-Christ is believed to come on the scene and make a 7 year peace accord with Israel, lead a slimmed down 10 nation EU, uproot 2 or 3 of those self-same nations, be killed by a blow to the head, resurrected, indwelt by Satan, break the 7 year peace accord at the 3 1/2 year mark initiating the Great Tribulation, work with the False Prophet to institute the Mark of the Beast, no buying or selling (including Super Bowl tickets -see post below), and if you don't take the mark then off with your head (presumably at the direction of the False Prophet and the speaking image he makes of the Beast under the power of a one world religon), head up a vast and dominant EU army that does not exist yet (!) (who can make war with the Beast?), conquer physical Israel, modern day Israel (Canada, America, Australia, New Zealand) and portions of the Middle East. Hear rumblings out of the east, gather his armies to fight a 200 million man Chinese army, then join with them and oppose Christ's return at Armageddon. ALL IN LESS THAN 3 YEARS. And since we are in the last 3 1/2 years - where is the Anti-Christ anyway?

From PKG-COG FAQ: Anti-Christ is not one person, nor does this refer to the Pope.

What about all the specific stuff said about him then? He is after all the Beast who makes war with the Two Witnesses and overcomes them. Rev. 11:7 and 13:8.
One bad guy, the Anti-Christ, to their good guys is AWOL. The other, the False Prophet, the Pope, is in place. GFW Pg. 136 & 139.

2nd Seal - PET Pg. 154 (The opening of the 2nd Seal followed instantly behind the 1st.) "Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from (COG) the earth and to make (members spiritually slay each other) men slay each other. To him was given a large sword (new set of beliefs)." (All just within COG if you believe Ron.) Red Horse incites wars (Nothing matching the scale of WWII has happened, especially since 1994 when, Tkach, defiled the Temple. Has this seal been opened? It was no can of whoop ass, if it was. One would expect this to be biblical.)

Consider: Presumably, this would be part of the Anti-Christ's wars?

3rd Seal - PET Exact date not given - shortly after 2nd Seal. "A Black Horse - A quarta of wheat for a day’s wages, and three quarts of barley for a day’s wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine! (Spiritual food becomes scarce and expensive?)” (Famine) Spiritual famine because people were without God's direction through prophet Ron. (See below.) Physical famine would intensify with Anti-Christ wars and plagues of the 4th Seal.

GFW Pg. 60 – The first three seals allowed for the self-destruction of two thirds of God’s own church. All I can think to say is, “Wow, I thought this applied to the world not just some small church. Well, that's what Ron says Jesus told him." GFW Pg 63 "When Christ began opening those Seals, He revealed their meaning to me, His servant.”

Stunning, simply, stunning.

But it gets better, it always does, when you identify yourself in scripture.

4th Seal - PET Exact date not given - shortly after 3rd Seal. "A pale horse! Its rider was named Death (Tkach), and Hades (Tkach's son?) was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of (COG) the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth. (fought and became like beasts?)" (Applies only to the remaining 1/3 of COG, but notice Death and Hades were given power over a 1/4 of the earth. 1/4 of the remaining 1/3 of COG? I think I remember this from Ron's math as noted below.) Kills 1/4th of the earth - Still waiting. I’m sure this hasn’t happened in my lifetime. 1.5 Billion would have to die. When physical fulfillment?)

GFW Pg. 60- The fourth seal applies to the remaining one third of God’s church and would result in their experiencing the same kind of destruction as the former two thirds (Huh?), but they are being refined by God. (Oh, I get it.) What about killing one fourth of the earth? Oh yeah, that would be physical. Ooops.

5th Seal - PET Date not specified. Martyrs told to wait longer for justice. Happens in heaven. Presumably, only a spiritual fulfillment. (I need to pull Ron's finger =>)

6th Seal - GFW - Pg. 91 Opened 9/11/01. A great earthquake, sun turns black, 144,000 are sealed. (Feb 2 according to Ron. Where was the earthquake and when did the sun turn black? Did I miss this?) (Apparently, Ron does not believe in physical fulfillment of the 6 Seals. See below.)

GFW Pg.82 – Transition from the spiritual (applying to COG only) to the physical destruction everyone else. Concluding with the ‘sealing of the 144,000'. “The duration of the Sixth Seal is a time of transition between the COMPLETION of a spiritual phase and the beginning of a physical phase for the fulfillment of end time prophecies.” It’s all physical after the 6th Seal?

The Seven Thunders of the Sixth Seal.

Noteworthy: Ron has lifted the Seven Thunders and the Two Witnesses from the 6th Trumpet and placed them in the 6th Seal. However, if one started counting the 1260 days from the 6th Trumpet that would alter things a great deal. There appears to be overlap in the events of Revelation. How much I couldn't say. However much overlap there may be, the Great Tribulation is a fixed 3 1/2 yr period.

Also worthy of note:

GFW Page 91: "All Seven Thunders will increase in intensity as this great end-time storm approaches" Most Thunders have not intensified as 'prophesied' and some have not occurred at all. (See below)

GFW Page 115: "During the Sixth Seal, all Seven Thunders will be getting progressively louder." All Seven Thunders have not intensified during the Sixth Seal or even after. Some have not occurred at all. (See below)

H/T to Mike for pointing these out.

GFW Pg. 111 "All Seven Thunders are given as God's proof that I am his End Time prophet."

Where is the proof? I am an open minded fellow (even though I mock), but no one's blind believer. These proof of a prophet Thunders - can they only be seen if they are 'given'? I think not. Where is the proof?

Evidence that these Thunders are happening will be added when presented. One would think this would be readily apparent since we are in the last 3 years.

1st Thunder (Has not seemed to 'intensify' since 2006) 9/11 and the War on Terror (Two wars.)

(These occurred before book was published in 2006! Prophesy by hindsight is reporting.)

2nd Thunder (Some intensification since 2006, but most occurred before 2006 publication.) Increasing destruction generated by earthquakes.

3/25/02 Hindu Kush – 6.1 with 1000 dead
5/21/03 Northern Algeria – 6.8 with 2266 dead
12/26/03 Southeastern Iran – 6.6 with 31,000 dead
12/26/04 Sumatra – 9.1 with 227,898 dead
3/28/05 Northern Sumatra 8.6 with 1313 dead
10/8/05 Pakistan 7.6 with 85,000 dead
(All occurred before the book was published in 2006.)
5/26/06 Indonesia 6.3 with 5749 dead,
5/12/08 Eastern Sichuan 7.9 with 87,587 dead

Decade of 1990s Earthquake deaths 114,646

Decade of 2000 – 2009 so far, 463,955 a fourfold increase in deaths over the 1990s.

GFW- Pg. 95 “Over a period of only two years, there have been over 400,000 deaths from earthquakes.”


But note, this is looking backwards, retrospectively, especially to the 2004 Sumatran tsunami generating earthquake which alone killed over 225,000. Reporting what has already happened is not prophesying.

3rd Thunder (Has not seemed to 'intensify' since 2006) Growing destructiveness by weather.

(Hurricane Katrina occurred August 25, 2005 before book was published. Nothing equivalent or greater has occurred since.) Reporting what has already happened is not prophesying.

4th Thunder (Definite intensification since 2006.) Global Economic Upheaval

(Global financial crisis occurred fall 2008 and continues today possibly leading to a depression. Dollar continues to be global currency. Ron has predicted dollar to become worthless and for America to be invaded and conquered along with Canada, Australia, New Zealand and some European countries.)

5th Thunder (No evidence this is happening at all.)

Death in 3 phases

1st Phase – Marked increase in death within COG leadership. (Has not happened – can't be 'intensifying' since it has not started. COG leadership is still living, but are aged. Specifically named leaders are still alive. It would NOT be unusual for some of them to die- nor would it be 'marked'.)

An interesting aside, Ron said the pope (Ratzinger)is possessed. He broke his wrist recently and is 83 years old. The Pope might poop out before The End. Where would that leave Ron? (see below)

2nd Phase - Sudden escalation in death of notable people.
(Has not happened – and is not in the process of thundering.)

Consider this condition placed on the 2nd Phase: GFW Pg. 108 "These notable people will include political leaders and well known entertainment and sports figures. It will include other religious figures within the various religons of the world. THE PRIMARY EXCEPTION TO THIS WILL BE THE POPE OF THE CATHOLIC CHURCH, WHO IS PROPHESIED TO DIE DIRECTLY AFTER THE RETURN OF JESUS CHRIST." (emphasis mine) The pope (Ratzinger) at the time of this prophecy was 81 years old and began his reign April, 2005. What if he dies before Christ returns? Is Ron exposed as a false prophet? Malachi and others have predicted the next pope to be the last pope - the False Prophet. Ron is repeating what Jesus told him - so he is committed.

(Dead People Server)
1996 – 79 Notable people died.
1997 – 142 Notable people died.
1998– 98 Notable people died.
1999– 113 Notable people died.
2000– 139 Notable people died.
2001– 107 Notable people died.
2002– 131 Notable people died.
2003– 123 Notable people died.
2004- 113 Notable people died.
2005– 183 Notable people died.
2006 – 119 Notable people died.
2007 – 132 Notable people died.
2008 – 126 Notable people died.
2009 – 63 as of July 18 up to and including Walter Cronkite, on track to equal last year.

Peak in 2005 then a decrease. No sudden increase since book was published.

3rd Phase - Sudden escalation of death in the world by plagues. (There is no evidence of a 'sudden escalation'. Not thundering.)

6th Thunder (No notable intensification since 2006.) Growing revelation of God’s Two End Time Witnesses as a result of the increasing thundering of the Seven Thunders validating Ron and Laura’s End Time ministry.

(Ron went to ideaCity, but otherwise nothing – not even a Jerry Springer appearance. Is this in the process of thundering?)

Have the Thunders revealed to the world God’s Two Witnesses?

Ask someone on the street at random.

7th Thunder (Has not happened. No increase in power.)Accelerated revelation of God to man “as His Two Witnesses grow in power.”

Ron said, “No powers, yet, maybe after the 5th Trumpet. He thinks. The Two Witnesses have not in any discernable way grown in power.

7th Seal - (March 18th 2008, updated to November 14, 2008 by Divine revelation to Ron.)

Silence for about ½ hour (Seems longer.)

1st Trumpet - hail and fire mixed with blood, burns 1/3 of the earth and trees, also all the green grass (April 17th according to Ron, updated to Dec. 14, 2008 by Divine revelation to Ron.)

According to Ron, this was ‘spiritual’ (Wasn’t the Sixth Seal about transitioning to physical fulfillment?) Because it was ‘spiritual’ it was unrecognizable by anyone including church members, God ‘gave it’ to Ron that it had happened and Ron ‘gave’ it to the church.)

2nd Trumpet - 1/3rd of the sea turned to blood (Hasn’t happened yet.

This was prophesied by Ron to be physical and therefore apparent to all mankind. It is supposed to be “nukular bombs going off in port cities.” This Trumpet has been delayed for a while within the final 3 ½ year time period due to a 2 day fast observed by the church at Ron’s and presumably God’s direction. 7 months in and it is still delaying. At ideaCity, Ron reaffirmed that the 2nd Trumpet was “nukular” bombs going off in port cities.

3rd Trumpet - 1/3rd of the water turned bitter (Still Waiting.)

4th Trumpet - 1/3rd of the sun, moon, and stars turned dark (Still waiting.)

5th Trumpet - (1st Woe) Locusts sting men like scorpions for five months.(Still waiting.)

6th Trumpet - (2nd Woe) (Still Waiting.)
4 Angels kill 1/3rd of mankind (Still waiting.)
7 Unwritten Thunders (until Weinland) (Started thundering 9/11 and some have rumbled off and on.)
2 Witnesses prophesy for 1260 days (1st Witness prefers to deliver run of the mill, sermons rather than prophesying.)
2 Witnesses lie dead for 3 ½ days (according to Weinland this is part of the 1260 days) (Still waiting.)
2 Witnesses resurrected, severe earthquake (Sept 29, 2011 per Weinland) (Still waiting.)

7th Trumpet (3rd Woe) (Still waiting.)

Pregnant woman gives birth, hides for 1260 days (according to Weinland all 7th Trumpet events happen on one day) (Still waiting.)
Beast with 7 heads & 10 horns rules for 42 months (could be included within the 1260 days that the woman hides) (Still waiting.)

Seven Final Plagues or Vials.

1st Vial, painful sores (Still waiting.)
2nd Vial, all sea life dies (Still Waiting.)
3rd Vial, water turned to blood (Still waiting.)
4th Vial, sun intensifies (Still waiting.)
5th Vial, sun darkens (Still waiting.)
6th Vial, drought (Still waiting.)
7th Vial (Still waiting.)

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