Saturday, December 24, 2011

Weinland: No Marriage or Dating Until Christ Returns

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The End Tyranny Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 163 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 20
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Richmond, VA this Sabbath. There will be no more counseling for married members because *yawn* The End is so near. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron is still convinced he God’s End Time profit. "There is open vocalization about WW III." Why not just say people are talking about WW III? Ron believes WWW III is imminent. 10 European nations are going to *yawn* unite. The Germans don’t understand that they are really the Assyrians even though they have a museum about the Assyrians. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Weinland et al is preparing for The End. Incredible opportunities wait for the members God has drawn into PKG. (Like explaining to their friends and relatives why Jesus didn’t return May 27, 2012.) Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron’s really talking up their opportunities – the places God has *yawn* prepared for them. (Eyeroll) They need to prepare for baptizing people all over the world and for positions in God’s government. (LOL) There will be no more marriage counseling for PKGers. They must decide between unbelieving mates or PKG. There can be no marriage, remarriage or dating until Christ returns.

Sunday mornings

This guy can herd cats.


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...173 days and 26 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest Update

And the winner is....

Aww, dang, we still have to wait! The next contestant in The Great End of The End contest is Ron (no, not THAT Ron), who guessed that Weinland would admit by December 31st, 2011 that he was a false prophet.

I'm not so sure it will happen by then. Weinland's just had a elder seminar in Sin City - an appropriate local for Two False and Failed Witnesses. (Which one of the cats isn't the same?)

The clock is tick tock ticking. Louder. Can you hear it? That could just be your kid in the kitchen banging on pots and pans, but roll with me on this one.

Where is the terror of The End? The United States is still an independent country. Australia and Great Britain - still standing. Weinland has been wrong on so many things it's difficult to name them all. What about the Thunders that should be "ever increasing, never decreasing" and so many more? But I really like this one.

What about Ron's claim he and his wife's Two Witness powers would not kick in until the last three weeks before May 27, 2012? We'll see.

Tick Tock

We are counting down to The End. Like waiting for a bus that never comes. Judgment day for Ronald Weinland, however, is racing towards us. Could a prophet wrong about so many things still be an apostle? I know Jesus is forgiving and all, but surely there are limits.

How could a person live knowing they made the most presumptous power grab ever by a biblical figure? How could they face themselves in a mirror? Laura, your included on this too. You are just as culpable. How could a person - even after they repented, as Ron and Laura surely will (this would be the time for the silent witness to speak if there ever was one.) how could they after that possibly claim to be God's representatives in any position whatsoever, even after asking the false question, "Where else could you go?"

Imagine how bad the Weinlands are going to make their God look - especially since they believe they are His Two Witnesses. God and Jesus have been so specific with Ron that he couldn't possible be wrong- Remember that their Two Witness powers won't kick in until 3rd, not the 2nd or 4th, but 3 weeks before Christ's return. I mean, how in anyway could one claim to be mistaken about that? That's pretty specific.

What about all the communications Ron has received from Jesus? The dates of the opening of The Seals, the impending deaths of Ron's former associates, Jesus' claim that Pope Ratzinger would still be alive when He returned? All specific, crystal clear, precise. We're waiting and the wait is almost over. (Yippee!) Now for some cat videos (what you really came for anyway!)

Two fat cats, one in disguise.

Cute

Tick Tock

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Ronald Weinland: I am the Last Type of Elijah

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Meaning of Elijah (Summary)
Countdown: 170 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 21
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Las Vegas, NV this Sabbath. He reasserted his title of the Elijah (*yawn*) to come. He mentioned the names of a bunch of suckers… err new associate elders who are being prepared for the great influx of new believers.

God has been pretty specific to Ron so wouldn’t it be a disappointment when Jesus no shows? Ron sounded nervous, but still managed to bore me. Maybe, Ron will end up being the last tax collector also.

Cool video

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...180 days and 26 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Monday, December 12, 2011

Millions Still Not Flocking to PKG


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Apocalyptic Stooge Filler (Summary)
Countdown: 177 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 22
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland took this Sabbath off and had two of his stooges give sermons. They Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video

Wake up mom!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...187 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Two Witlesses

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Witness of 6,000 years Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 184 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 23
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0





False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Urbana, IL this Sabbath. He Blah, blah, blah, blah….


Mr. Whiskers

Cute Meow


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...187 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Mightily Wrong

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Witness of 6,000 years PT 2(Summary)
Countdown: 193 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 24
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from somewhere this Sabbath. He mentioned the indictment and has post about it on his website. He may imagine he won’t have to worry about a trial as May 27 should save him. But, it will come and go and he will be as wrong as the rest of the prognosticators, Harold Camping for one.

One week closer.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...194 days and 28 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Blogga, Blogga, Blogga

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Witness of 6,000 years (Summary)
Countdown: 200 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 25
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Detroit, MI this Sabbath. He mentioned the indictment at the beginning of the sermon. He said it has been coming for three years. He said anyone can have a stage on the Internet and referenced his faithful bloggers, but sadly not by name. Weinland is attempting to cast the indictment as a persecution. Whatever.

We are one week closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet. This will only occur when it is no longer possible to maintain his 'story'. I can’t wait to hear him explain how God gave it to him wrong.

Weinland started heaving sighs and neared breaking down as he related Stephen’s trial and death. Ha-ha! Ron can relate. He lives in a $350,000 house and travels the world delivering boring sermons taking as income the tithes of his followers. Ron must be feeling persecuted. Aww. It amazes me that anyone would continue to send him money.

Ron says his followers will not even entertain the notion of 'What if it doesn’t happen?' He proudly asserted he had entertained that notion in sermons - even though his flock would not. Yes, he has, but only to condition the flock and squash disbelief. I’ve heard it before. Ron says his church is the recipient of the world’s disgust. Hardly. Nobody knows about them. Go ahead, ask around. Ron has my full measure of disgust. Ron says he is not changing anything that God gave him. Goody. He’ll go the way of discredited Harold Camping.

Ron will soon have the opportunity to TESTIFY AND BEAR WITNESS in a court of law. Whoo-hoo! Maybe, he’ll break out some Two Witness Super Powers. : D Ron got some early practice in by bashing the Easter bunny.

Ron says that his mockers hate him. Wrong. I hate what he is doing - with my entire being. That's why I blog.

Read the criminal indictment of Spokesman Witness and End Time prophet Ronald Weinland.

Cool video of the week Smooch! You can’t catch me!

Bet you can’t watch this and not smile.

Don’t stop

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 201 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Bell Tolls for Thee Ronald Weinland

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sobered Indeed Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 207 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 26
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Bowling Green, KY this Sabbath. The Sixth Thunder has sounded. The press wants to speak to the Spokesman Witness. Will he answer? Will use his Two Witness powers to thwart Satan’s attack? Stay tuned.

More publicity for the failed prophet.

Cool video of the week – New type of dust mop


Doesn’t want to play

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 201 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Friday, November 11, 2011

Satan Attacks the Two Witnesses

It Has Begun! Two Witnesses Fulfillment of Prophecy!

In a Wicked World, Ronald Weinland is NO DIFFERENT!

Ronald Weinland indicted on tax evasion charges!

Satan launches major attack on the Two Witlesses... er.. Witnesses who have been living high off the hog on the dime of their deluded followers.

The Two Witnesses ARE in the news! (Fulfillment of one of the Thunders! Woooo!!!)

WCPO TV 9 Report

WKRC Channel 12 (That's right WKRC in Cincinnati! Haa!)

Cincinnati.com

WLWT TV

FOX 19 TV

Lexington Herald Leader

Press Release from the US Attorney for the Eastern District of Kentucky

PRESS RELEASE

November 10, 2011
COVINGTON — A Union, Ky., minister was indicted today by a federal grand jury in Covington for attempting to evade thousands of dollars in income taxes.
A Union, Ky., minister was indicted today by a federal grand jury in Covington for attempting to evade thousands of dollars in income taxes.
The Indictment alleges that Ronald Weinland, 62, attempted to evade taxes in the amount of $357,065 over a period of five years starting in 2005.
Robert Weinland’s alleged acts of evasion included filing tax returns, understating his gross income, using church funds for personal expenses and failing to claim those funds as income on his income tax returns, and failing to report the existence of a bank account in Switzerland. He also allegedly failed to report any interest made on that account as income.
Kerry B. Harvey, United States Attorney for the Eastern District of Kentucky, and Christopher R. Pikelis, Special Agent in Charge, Internal Revenue Service, Criminal Investigation Division, jointly made the announcement today after a federal grand jury in Covington returned the Indictment.
The investigation preceding the Indictment was conducted by the Internal Revenue Service. The Indictment was presented to the grand jury by Assistant United States Attorney Robert K. McBride.
Weinland’s appearance before the United States District Court has not yet been set. If convicted, Weinland faces a maximum prison sentence of five years. Any sentence, however, following conviction would be imposed by the court after consideration of the United States Sentencing Guidelines and the federal statute governing the imposition of sentences.

Weinland's last post was prophetic, but not in the way he... err.. God intended: Time is Running Out

Can't wait for next sermon!

Tick Tock

Dillweed

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Ronald Weinland Prophesies

Special Post

Ronald Weinland Prophesies.

WELL WE FINALLY HAVE IT FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.

Ronald Weinland has prophesied that Christ is coming back on May 27, 2012. Here is an excerpt from his post, Time is Running Out, made on November 8, 2011. Emphasis mine.

God first revealed to His two end-time witnesses, His final two prophets that His Son would return to this earth in a second-coming as King of kings on May 27, 2012. That revelation gave way to numerous other revelations concerning end-time prophetic events. (Oh, goody!)But anyone who hears of this, in the world or in the Church that was scattered, considers this to be absurd, presumptuous, arrogant, and filled with self- aggrandizement. Such was also true concerning the world’s behavior toward Jesus Christ at his first coming.

It matters little that people will not believe God at this time, as disbelief does not prevent God from doing as He will. All that is stated here is true and will come to pass! There is prophecy in the book of Amos that is directly related to what has been written in this posting: (Did you catch that? Amos prophesied about Ron's post! Imagine that.)

“The Lord Eternal will do nothing except He first reveal it unto His servants the prophets. The lion has roared and who will not fear? The Lord Eternal has spoken and who can help but prophesy?” (Amos 3:7-8)

Yes, God reveals to His prophets in advance what He is bringing to pass. (Yep, God speaks through Ron.) Although many in the world and those of the Church that was scattered do not like that a date has been set for the return of Jesus Christ as the Messiah, God has fulfilled His promise to reveal what He does in advance. He has revealed that His Son is to come as the prophesied Messiah on May 27, 2012. I have not given this, but God has given this! Surely, God is not wrong about this, after all He gave this and much more through Jesus to Ron.

The Two Witnesses of Revelation have put in on the line by putting it online. Ronald and Laura Weinland, The Two Witnesses of Revelation announced Armageddon and Christ's impending Return May 12, 2012. *Yawn*

Consider this: Is it possible to mistake yourself for The Two Witnesses of Revelation? Sure is. There are crazy people out there who believe they are. But that is not the point. Most of them are not 'religous' leaders. Ronald Weinland is - at least for a few people willing to give up 10% of their income and more, enough to allow Weinland to have $300,000 house and to travel the world preaching. He is the most boring speaker I have ever heard - ever. But, I digress.

Weinland announces Christ's impending Return. WELL JUST HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS?

First things first - Ron is God's End Time Prophet, an apostle, Zerrubabel 'with the plumb line in his hand' and Spokesman for the Two Witnesses of Revelation. OK. About the only thing he hasn't claimed is a seat next the Throne of God.

Well how does he know?
GOD TOLD HIM. Not only did God tell him, but God told him through Jesus himself. So BOTH God and Jesus are in on this. And we can trust them right?

Weinland loves nothing more than to rail on about sinful pride, presumption and the wicked, wicked 'mind' and the wicked world. BOO! Send your kids out on Halloween next year dressed as Ronald and Laura Weinland. That would be in sackcloth and better not be just spiritual - like Ron and Laura.

Satan has been out to get Ron. Sometimes people do not move out of his way when he's walking on a sidewalk. People leave discarded paper towels lying around in restrooms. Ron gets stuck in traffic jams. Satan is persecuting Ron. I, myself, have had a devil of a time in traffic every now and then, too. So, I can relate Ron. It's unfortunate that we get caught up in Satan's attempts to get at you. On the bright side, God and Jesus have sent us Ron and Laura. (Yeah!)What could be better? Pickled eggs?

Ron has doubled down. ALL HIS CREDIBILITY IS ON THE LINE.

Even if things didn't turn out, he says he'd still be an apostle. What?! WTF?! Are you joking?! Seriously, please?!

Yep, that's what he says. Why? Why would anyone believe that he was an apostle if this prophecy fails?

Could anyone in their right mind ever believe him again? IF HE TOLD ME THE SUN WAS RISING IN THE EAST. I'D GOT OUTSIDE TO CHECK.

YES, EVERY SHRED OF HIS CREDIBILITY IS ON THE LINE. MAKE NO MISTAKE. AFTER ALL, GOD TOLD HIM, THROUGH JESUS NO LESS. I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't get it wrong.

CONSIDER: If Ron is an apostle, how could he mistake himself as God's End Time Prophet, Spokesman Witness of Revelation and End Time Zurrubabel? Could that possibly happen, ever?

It would be ONE OF THE BIGGEST, MOST PRESUMPTUOUS AND PRIDEFUL MISTAKES EVER MADE BY AN APOSTLE!! It would be presumptuous beyond all reason!

Weinland has spent the last 3 years presenting himself and his wife as The Two Witnesses of Revelation - God's End Time prophets. Along the way, he 'discovered' that he was also an apostle and the End Time Zerrubabel 'with the plumb line' in his hand set out to restore the scattered church. Woooo-hoo!

When Weinland's, and I emphasize Weinland's, prophecies fail as they surely will, I will post the sermon here where he admits he is a false prophet - forever sealing the fate of THIS RELIGOUS CON MAN.

Tick-Tock

Dillweed

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Conditioning the Flock


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sobered Indeed Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 214 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 26
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati this Sabbath. Using biblical stories about the apostles, he’s conditioning the flock for the failure of his prophecies and the ultimate revelation that he’s no Witness.
One week closer.


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 208 days and 30 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Nothing Still Happening.


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sobered Indeed Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 221 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 27
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Hawaii this Sabbath. Ron is on a Hawaiian vacation.

Ron is still not exercising Two Witness powers. Ron said dates were changing. Yes, they will soon when he is forced to admit he’s no witness at all. Oh, but he’s still a prophet.

Ron beat up on his favorite punching bag: Pride. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron is still trying to explain why nothing is happening in the way of tribulation. He is preparing members for nothing to continue happening.

We are one week closer to Ron’s disgrace.


Cool video of the week - Snoozefest

The Professor

Flat cat

Junior on a hot summer’s day.


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 215 days and 31 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Absent, Replacement Speaker. Yawn

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
To Be Elohim (Summary)
Countdown: 228 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 28
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland had a replacement fill in for him. I'm not listening to that. Watch a cat video you'll feel better. Promise. One week closer to Ron’s disgrace.


Cool video of the week Awwwwwwww!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 222 days and 32 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Apolcalypse When?




A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement 2011 (Summary)
Countdown: 235 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 29
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from New Zealand this Sabbath. Atonement, Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Boring. Seems Ron contimues to be plagued by some being out there.

We are one week closer to Ron’s disgrace.


Cool video of the week

Kitty wants to help

This bird is no fraidy cat

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 229 days and 33 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Ronald Weinland Fights Aggravations

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Atonement 2011 (Summary)
Countdown: 242 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 30
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Melbourne, Australia this Sabbath. Ron was caught up in the spirit and announced that aggravations were spiritual attacks. He spent a good deal of time attacking evil human nature, ugh. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron got cut off in traffic. This, of course, was a spiritual attack from that being out there. Some guys would not move out of the way on a sidewalk to let Ron by. Satan's after Ron!


Cool video of the week

Too cute to resist

Snow cat

Magic trick

Sweet meows


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 236 days and 34 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Monday, October 3, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Keeping Up Appearances

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Time Is Closing In (Summary)
Countdown: 249 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 31
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath. Ron says the speed and frequency of things happening have accelerated. Things will speed up, powerfully so. Ron reads the news. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron made much of China which has one aircraft carrier, refurbished from Russia. The pot is being stirred up. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron says NATO is going to be the EU’s military power.

We’re one week closer! Woo-Hoo!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 243 days and 35 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Ronald Weinland: You Should Be Dumbfounded


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Emerging Fifth Trumpet (Summary)
Countdown: 256 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 32
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from London, UK this Sabbath. He announced the Fifth Trumpet is sounding. But, what happened to the Second Trumpet? Ron reminds listeners not to be anxious for the arrival of the Trumpets. He says we’ve had a great time of mercy due to the lack of bad stuff. Be glad we’re able to meet like we are today.

Ron says the Trumpets will sound within the next few months! LOL, I can’t wait until they don’t happen. The world doesn’t understand Blah, blah, blah, blah….

The 2nd, 3rd and 4th Trumpet haven’t sounded, but the 5th has started. Ron gave an outside date of 3 months. It could all happen in a single day! BOO!!!! Scared ya didn’t he?

Ron reads the news. Ron blathered on about the Pope’s visit to Germany. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. It’s the mind. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron reads the news powerfully so. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron is dumb… founded by the news. Blah, blah, blah, blah….He says there is going to be a run on banks soon and recommends hiding your money some place.

Just a few more months until Ron is exposed again a false prophet.

Cool videos of the week are Catterific!

Something different

Jr. listening to Ron.

Dirty, dirty cat

Junior’s spa treatment

Kitty love

Kitty love II

More relaxation techniques from Jr.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 250 days and 36 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Take These Truths

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Final Truths (Summary)
Countdown: 263 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 33
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Dublin, Ireland this Sabbath. He’s finished up reviewing the Truths. He sounded rather subdued. It won’t be long until he has to abandon the 50th Truth that God gave him. LOL.

Oh, here we go. Ron says God has left a door open with respects things he is going to do. Hint. Hint. 50th truth bites the dust soon!

Weinland still does not know when the 2nd Trumpet is coming. Ron mentioned the five months, 5th Trumpet. Time is running out for the 2nd Trumpet!

The 6th Trumpet mentioned a year, a month and a day certain creatures would be loosed. Ron says this has already started. "Just watch the news." It's what Russia and China are saying. So, the 6th Trumpet came before the 2nd? Ron goes on to say that the sting of scorpions might be financial difficulties. He admits speculations made in August have not happened. He says it can take place in one day. Asia and Europe are not doing what they are supposed to do.

Ron urges his members to resist reading things into scriptures, but he does not limit himself in that way. Ron says we follow God. Who tells them what God is saying? Ron. Who passes along God’s corrections? Ron.

Ron says the U.S. Agriculture department is misreporting the amount of food available and that suddenly there will be a food shortage in the U.S. There have been earthquakes, droughts, fires and economic troubles. Thunders, he says. We'll see soon.

No new prophecy. No demonstration of Two Witness powers. Ron keeps putting off expectations.

LOL!!! Ron says the world will not come to 'know' The Two Witnesses until the last three weeks before Christ's return. So basically, the first three weeks in May 2012! Oh, that's a screamer!! He basically spent the sermon admitting that things haven't been happening and God has left the door open as to how he's going to do things. Ron says he will not know until after things happen - that things get 'witnessed' after the fact such as the opening of scrolls and seals, Trumpet blasts and Thunders, and the pouring out of bowls. HA! BUT, Ron knows that The Two Witnesses won't become known to the wicked world until 3, not 2, not 4, but 3 weeks before Christ's Return.

This is the gold I've been waiting for and there's more to come!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 257 days and 37 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Ronald Weinland Shuffle

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Truths Following Repentance Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 270 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 34
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath starting his European vacation early. He continued his *yawn* review of the Truths.

Ron managed to deliver his standard – an achingly boring sermon. Ugh. Things should get interesting as we near the 50th Truth. It will be amusing to heat Ron confirm it only to have events a few short months later prove it and him wrong again.

A few new sheep have been added to the flock but, no stampede as yet. We are another week closer to Ron’s colossal failure as God’s End Time prophet. Whoo-hoo!

Junior shows how to relax

Cool video of the week


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 264 days and 38 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Ronald Weinland: The Stalling Prophet

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Truths Following Repentance Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 277 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 35
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Georgia this Sabbath. Ron’s still reviewing Truths. It seems like he will be done before the end of the year. In which case he’ll reaffirm the 50th Truth prior to be forced to admit he is a false prophet.

New flash: The Two Witnesses of Revelation, the most powerful prophets ever – still don’t know when the 2nd Trumpet will sound. Which is OK because we know time is running out on this blabber mouth religious con man.

People are still not beating down the door to join Ron’s church.
More filler sermon… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah, blah. The high point of this sermon: Ron still doesn’t know what’s coming and when.

Junior’s Canadian vacation nightmare….

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 271 days and 39 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Ronald Weinland: The Man of Sin

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Truths About the Apostasy(Summary)
Countdown: 284 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 36
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath.

He spent much of the sermon explaining his fantasy that Joe Tkach was the Man of Sin. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The scattered church… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron's delusion is strong. Sooner, rather than later, it will be shattered. One more week passes until Ron admits he is a false prophet.
Ron talked more about the past than the future. His god must silent.

Dill Weed, Jr. at play…

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 278 days and 40 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Monday, August 22, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Armageddon Delayed

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Time of Jacob's Trouble (Summary)
Countdown: 291 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 37
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. Ron taught everyone about the End Time because no one else can understand it without him. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Where we are in time…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Fashioning and molding…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….


Ron reminded listeners of his *yawn* sermons after he announced the Seventh Seal was opened. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Stock markets go up and down. Germany is financially powerful. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron spent a lot of time referring to his 'inspired' books. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
It was a review, a sermon of filler.

We’re one week closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet! The time of Ron's troubles draws closer.

Not everything has to happen in January... That's OK Ron because February will follow quickly and your lies will be exposed again.

And now for something different…

Cool video of the week

Dillweed, Jr. shows how to watch TV.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 285 days and 41 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Ronald Weinland: My Spirit Groans

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Magnifying the Good News (Summary)
Countdown: 298 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 38
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Toronto, ONT this Sabbath. Ron may be suffering post traumatic memories of his flight from Canada after speaking at IdeaCity.

Ron has new posts on his website claiming the financial catastrophe that will lead to America’s downfall and occupation by German forces has BEGUN! Ron’s knickers are in a bunch as he posted twice in a week after having been silent most of the time. Surely, God has given Ron some hot stock tips and other financial advice. It might be time to rev up Internet advertising. Ron claims real FEAR is coming. No doubt there are financial troubles, but the Internet, TV and newspapers have been on this ages before False Prophet Ron.

We can all be happy that another week has passed bringing us closer to Ron’s forced announcement that he is not just a ‘presumptuous’ prophet, but a false prophet. And not just a false prophet, but a liar who claimed his books were ‘inspired’ by God. Already, Ron has backpedalled from his ‘inspired’ writing by dropping into the middle of a sermon that “some of the prophecies he made were just put in there to confound mockers.” Ron never specified what those prophecies were. So just what parts of Ron’s ‘inspired by God’ books are to be believed?

More Truths reviewed. *yawn* Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity, blah, blah. The mind… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The world is a terrible place… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

We’re one week closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet! Whoo-hoo!

Dillweed, Jr. as he imagines himself and the reality.

Cool video of the week..... Number 1 and Number 2

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 292 days and 42 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Are You Bored Again?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Truth of the Good News Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 305 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 39
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Orlando, FL this Sabbath.

*Yawn* Let’s see... "They can’t understand unless God gives it to them. God gives it to Ron who gives it to you. If you don’t understand what Ron says it’s because God hasn’t given it to you." Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Another week passes as we move closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet. Yeah!

Religious profiteers

Dill Weed, Jr.’s recommendation for some good clean fun with physics (scroll down after vid)

Cool video of the week

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 298 days and 43 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Still Not Striking the Earth with Plagues


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Truth of the Good News Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 312 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 40
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Long Island, NY this Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron stayed in the safe waters of sermon retreads. The audio was messed up. He sounded like he was talking from the bottom of a trash can. No worry, he was still able to serve heaping helpings of boredom. Ron spent much of the sermon idolizing his spiritual hero, Herbert Armstrong. The Sabbath. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron seems to be reviewing the Truths. I thought he was going to do that after he admitted he was a false prophet.

No news here. Maybe next week.

Junior's recommendation for good clean fun below.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 305 days and 44 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Monday, July 25, 2011

Ronald Weinland: God’s Truth Comes Through Me NOT YOU.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Restoration of Truth (Summary)
Countdown: 319 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 41
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this Sabbath where it was uncomfortably hot and Ron did not see fit to change the weather.

The topic was *eyeroll* Church Government – of which you are not. Because you are not in charge and because Ron is YOU are reliant on Ron for God’s Truth… because where else are you going to go? If you have a sermonette you’d like to deliver to the congregation – fuggeta about it. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

For a refreshing change and something that really speaks of God.... It will wash all thought of Ron out of your mind, Yeah! DilL Weed, Jr. says play on a full screen.

Cool video of the week


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 312 days and 45 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Beaten About the Head with the Sabbath and Tithing

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Death of Sardis Pt 2(Summary)
Countdown: 326 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 42
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Portland, OR this Sabbath. Ron pulled out the Sabbath stick and proceeded to flail it about. They can’t understand! Blah, blah, blah, blah…. the scattered church… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The Ron revisited tithing for the newer ones reminding them they needed to pay.

An interesting statement made by false prophets: We have received Truths from God that can be corrected by God’s prophets.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 319 days and 46 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Ronald Weinland Bores Again

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Death of Sardis (Summary)
Countdown: 333 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 43
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Minneapolis, MN this Sabbath. Ron explains the journey of COG through the *yawn* 7 eras of the church. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron managed to avoid prophesying and striking the earth with any plagues though he lost his place several times and wandered like Moses and the Israelites. Ron admitted he still does not known when the next Trumpet will sound. God’s still keeping him in the dark.

Anyway, the picture is from Junior’s time as a croupier.

Below Junior meets his match.

Cool video of the week

And... Junior recommends the surreal and the real where he had a hard time staying out from under footen!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 326 days and 47 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Unknown Prophet Repeats Himself Again and Again

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 340 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 44
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


This Sabbath false prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH . Over flow crowds are expected at the Florida feast site...

*Yawn*…

Ron’s excited about where we are in time…

I am, too. I can’t wait until events prove him to be a false prophet again.

Ron warns his audience that he’s going to repeat himself. Oh, boy.

Funny stuff: The guy who gave the prayer put ‘technical matters’ into God’s hands and the service was interrupted! Ron said, “Great prayer!”

For most of the sermon, Ron whined about disunity in his church.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 333 days and 48 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Ronald Weinland Molds and Fashions Boredom

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 347 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 45
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from the Netherlands this Sabbath. Wasting no time he said he was going revisit his previous sermon Perfection. *Yawn* (Jr. is scratching at the door to go outside and it’s raining. He’s going to have to suffer with me.)

Weinland is treading old ground here… this is filler. No new prophecy is given. No Witness powers displayed. At least, Harold Camping was willing to answer his critics…

Another week down on the way to Ron’s admission he is a false prophet.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 340 days and 49 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Waves of Boredom


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pentecost Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 354 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 46
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland surveyed world calamities weather related and economic noting most people have taken little notice of them. None of these have related in Ron and Laura becoming known as God’s Two Witnesses.

Ron and Laura have studiously avoided striking the earth with plagues as often as they wish. One wonders how they will become so hated that people will give gifts to teach other upon their deaths.

We are one week closer to Ron having to admit he’s a false prophet.

Ron (not that Ron) appears well positioned to claim victory in Dill Weed’s Great End of the End Contest.

Jr. bet on the Canucks to win the Stanley Cup and had the Heat in the Conference Championships. He bet a significant amount of tuna to neighborhood cats. Heh-heh… Jr’s having to watch them eat it while he’s eating dry cat food. : D

Cool video of the week scroll down for vid

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 347 days and 50 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Ronald Weinland: More Boredom Than You Can Stand

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pentecost (Summary)
Countdown: 361 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 47
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland delivered a wandering, meaningless and agonizingly boring sermon this Sabbath in the Netherlands. I nearly threw myself out the window, then Jr. started caterwauling for his dinner. So, I opened a can of tuna and afterwards gave him a good head scratch and made it through…. the Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Listening to Ron's filler sermons is awful..


Cool video of the week


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 354 days and 51 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Whole Lotta Nuthin' in Detroit


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Perfection Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 368 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 48
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Weinland spoke from Detroit this Sabbath. He broke no new ground and stayed within previous sermon subjects *yawn*… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah blah. Ron and Laura still refuse to use their powers to control the weather and have not stuck the earth with plagues at all.
These Witnesses are so silent they remain virtually unknown except to those who faithfully send in their 10% tithe.

Jr. got kicked out of his Philosophy class for not paying attention…. Thanks to Mike for the video :D

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 361 days and 52 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Cat Falls on Local Man

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Fulfillment in Joshua (Summary)
Countdown: 375 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 47
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

News Flash: A local man was knocked unconscious today when his overweight cat fell on him. Witnesses said the cat didn’t land on his feet, but instead landed on its side... on the man’s chest causing him to make a great ‘OOOfffing’ sound as the air rushed out of his chest.

A local firefighter resuscitated the man. The cat non-chalantly walked away as if nothing happened and was later seen cleaning out his dinner bowl. The man later admitted, “He had gone out too far on that limb because of that darned cat.” Meanwhile, False prophet Ronald Weinland delivered another epically boring sermon from Dallas, TX and many yawned.

Summary: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Joshua … Blabbity blah blah blah.. They can’t understand… blah blah blah…

Cutest video on the web...

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 368 days and 53 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Ronald Whining On and On


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Blessing of a Second Life Pt. 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 382 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 48
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0



We made it! Whoo-Hoo! Dill Weed, Jr. and me made it back from our not-so-rough fishing trip. Jr. was Johnny on the spot to inspect the fish I caught.

We didn’t have to resort to dynamite this time as the fish were biting. We enjoyed some great bluegrass music on a station that broadcasts Camping’s Family Radio.. we got to listen to some great music before the End. We had our lines in the water before the beginning of the End. And…. Whoo-Hoo the End didn’t come and I managed to keep Jr. out of the dynamite box.

The impending End didn’t stop False Prophet Weinland from babbling… eeessh. Naturally, he didn’t mention the competition, who by the way has rescheduled the End for October this year. Jr. and me are planning another trip, too! So the summary of Weinbabble…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah blah.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 375 days and 54 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

The Day Before Armageddon

What do you do the day before Armageddon?

Go fishing, of course!!

Dill Weed, Jr. and me are going fishing for a week starting Friday, May 20th. That's right. The very day of the worldwide earthquake that will usher in.... drum roll... the Rapture! According to Harold Camping... the graves will open up and good hearted dead will fly up to heaven to meet Christ. An angry Christ, who has some matters to settle with the survivors left on earth.

Well, any way, like I said Jr. and me are going fishin' come Hell or High Water. I'll keep a close eye on Jr. cause he likes to fish with dynamite and he's likely to snag the drain that's keeping Kentucky lake full. We won't be ruffing it! (Lighthouse Landing) ... pullin' that drain might start something like a worldwide earthquake!

I better keep Jr. close. Enjoy the video below of from one of our trips where Jr. got in the dynamite box. Cats and dynamite are a dangerous mix.


If Armageddon doesn't come and if I can keep Jr. from triggering it, we'll be back here mocking Harold Camping ... while we're waiting to mock Weinland some more. Batter up, Harold Camping!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Ronald Weinland: So Sick of This World


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Blessing of a Second Life Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 389 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 49
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Erie, PA this Sabbath. He covered familiar ground…. They don’t understand the Sabbath … Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He managed to avoid prophesying. He pointed to Europe … who still haven’t formed into the 10 final nations. Blah, blah, blah, blah….


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 382 days and 55 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Bemoans How Wicked The World Is.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Blessing of a Second Life Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 396 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 50
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Springfield, MA this Sabbath. Ron read UN reports about how bad things are in Afghanistan. Then slipped off into moaning about the apostasy in COG. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Same ole same ole.

Ron managed to avoid prophesying. Til next week.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 389 days and 56 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Sacrifice… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sacrifice (Summary)
Countdown: 403 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 51
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cleveland, OH this Sabbath returning from his vacation down under.

Sacrifice… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Sabbath… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

LOL – Weinland confused cocaine with heroin. Refering to the movie Inside Job wherein many Wall Street employees are said to use cocaine, Ron says we should obliterate Afghanistan because they supply 90% of the world’s heroin.

Ron did not mention Obama.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 396 days and 57 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed