Saturday, August 29, 2009

Ronald Weinland: Hold Fast - For More Waiting.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Unity of Belief Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 999 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 143
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0


Who is that coming on the clouds?

Do you recognize his silhouette?

Dallas, TX this week thanks to your tithe dollars. Ron’s recruiting people to sit in the front row. He may breath fire today! Seems people have time to mingle and chat with Ron. I’d be asking some pointed questions before I was thrown out on my ear. Dill Weed, Jr. would be outside with the motor running - he always wants to go to Pet Smart. Steve Boyer gives opening prayer and sounds like he is on death’s door.

Ron marvels at the size of Texas. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. 37 Sabbaths into the final 3 ½ years. (He’s joined Dill Weed’s Countdown! Heh-heh-heh)

Urgency all the time, watchful always, Blah, blah, blah, blah….

God is love, But he’s gonna kick your ass – if you don’t stick by me. (paraphrased.) Ron condemns surfing. Slaps podium. Here we go – Things don’t change, we just don’t understand them until God gives more. More rope to hang yourself with, Ron. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron has got members counting Sabbaths. He has set up expectation for the 40th Sabbath. I wonder as Sabbaths flow by and nothing continues to happen or things improve – what will Ron do to maintain his hold? He is content at this point to review the ‘truths’ revealed to him and through him.

I am a God's End Time Prophet!

There will be no FaceBook in the new world! People so misuse it! He's going off the rails! - wouldn't want to be in the first row : D Apparently, some are gossiping on FaceBook. In the new world, people will use phones and send email, but not be able to use FaceBook. Whatever. Ron's really stressed out. He didn't mean to go at this in such depth. Aww.

A Freudian slip? Sorry, Bob (the COG Writer?), if Mr Armstrong's talking I want to listen...

Ron might be tearing up? TICK TOCK

FaceBook and MySpace will NOT exist in the new world. I gaurantee it. (LOL) Would that make it prophecy? Oh, Ron you're more fun than a barrel of e-ignorant monkeys!

Big Surprise: The Last Great Day there will be an addition to the 50th Truth. There will be no more Truths after the 50th. God gave it to Ron. This time we'll have to wait until the LGD for real it seems.

An interesting article by the COG Writer
http://www.cogwriter.com/news/doctrine/ronald-weinland-wrong-about-the-abomination-of-desolation/

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Prophet Ronald Weinland: "I Speak As A Fool..."

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Unity of Belief Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 1006 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 144
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Windsor, CT.
The forecast is for MORE WAITING.
Dill Weed, Jr. beat Ron by a cat neck in the poll. (Heh-heh-heh) I'm so proud of him!
There is a reluctance to sit up front. Is Ron belching holy smoke? The guy giving the prayer twice asks God to help them “drink in mightily.” (Of Ron's words. Eyeroll. Drink mightily, belch mightily, says I.)
Someone drove 12 ½ hours to get there. That’s commitment. Crazy, committed and Canadian. Someone had a heart attack; however, it was not someone Ron had cursed. Someone’s father died; also not someone that Ron had cursed.
We are 36 Sabbaths into the final 3 ½ years. (And nothing continues to happen.) By Trumpets, we’ll be 40th Sabbaths in. Ron hints at ‘hearing’ about something on Trumpets because of the 'significance' of the number 40? (More whispers from God into his mind?)
Ron feels for some of his mockers who don’t know what they are doing. (Forgive them for they know not what they do? Nah. Ron would smite them IF he could.)
The 1st Trumpet blast is not yet complete. There has been a tremendous loss of wealth and more will be lost. Ron says the physical stuff will happen later. No great physical destruction has been observed and some followers are ‘letting down their guard.’ The waiting for some is too much. I’m waiting, Ron. I’m waiting, watching and listening.
You can’t see it on your own. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He’s pulling the wool over their empty, dead eyes. I wonder how much longer this will work. You must be meek and have a teachable spirit. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron pontificates so much on humility that he goes horse and needs water. Ron is tickled pink that destruction delays. (You bet he is, but he is sweating, too.)
Ron hints about change related to technology- specifically Face book – for the protection of the brethren. Stay off mocker blogs? Don’t e-hang out with Dill Weed and Dill Weed, Jr.? : ( No!!!
Here we go. The TRUTH only comes through Ron. There are no other teachers just two prophets and elders, no pastors, no teachers. No competing voices. This gives unity of belief a scary meaning.
The worst case scenario (evaluating PKG-COG and therefore, really himself) as played out by Ron ("speaking as a fool"):
"What if I am not a prophet, what if I am just an apostle?" Ron denies this right out of the box and reaffirms his claim to prophethood. *yawn*
Clarification of worst case scenario:
The remark about the "worst case scenario" was Ron "playing the fool" who was evaulating PKG-COG (really himself). This was supposed to be the worst case scenario FROM a member's perspective as Ron was attempting to substitute HIS thinking for their own.
Ron then asked the question, "What if I am not a prophet and am JUST an apostle?" (WTF?!)
His answer paraphrased:
I am a prophet. I am certain of it. HWA was the last apostle. In the church there are the two prophets and elders. No teachers, no pastors.
In answering his own question, Ron re-asserted his claim to prophethood and closed the door on the possibility of backing out of it to a lesser position.
Ron cinched the rope around his neck tighter re-committing to the current timeline, acknowledging physical destruction is not happening, and cutting off the possibility of backing out of his claim to prophethood via an apoligetic, apostolic, backdoor retreat. When you think about it, there is really no going back.
It is all or nothing - reaffirmed by Ron. An intriguing game of spiritual chicken, I'd say.
He didn't even consider his being a false prophet as the worst case scenario though(!) Too much to bear? Didn't want to go there in his consideration? Doesn't want members contemplating that possiblility?
How about you actually are a false prophet profiteering off deluded, but sincere individuals, Ron?

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

An Open Letter to Ronald Weinland and Moses Znaimer

Ronald Weinland claims to be more than a prophet.

He claims to be Spokesman for the Two Witnesses of Revelation. Ron is the 1st Witness and his wife, Laura, is the 2nd. He announced this on his website.

They are the two most powerful prophets to have ever existed.

Ron and Laura began their 1260 day ministry December 14, 2008 (After a false start which I won’t go into). The beginning of their ministry also marked the beginning of the last 3 ½ years of The Great Tribulation. (You didn’t know that the Great tribulation was underway?)

Ron prophesied that nuclear bombs would go off in port cities in the US and Canada. This would be the 2nd Trumpet.

The 1st Trumpet was to result in wide spread physical destruction to Canada and the US, according to Ron’s book, God’s Final Witness – 2008. But, it turned out not to be physical destruction after all, Ron informed his congregation that it was SPIRITUAL and therefore observable by none save Ron. He is God’s prophet after all and the conduit for revelation and *yawn* interpretation - as he frequently reminds listeners, often loudly.

Ronald Weinland is special. Since December 17, 1994 Christ has spoken into his mind each time He has opened a Seal of Revelation according to God’s Final Witness – 2008, Pg 63. All the seals have been opened, by the way. (You missed that, too?)

Given Ron’s bold prophecies, I encourage Moses to PUBLICLY invite him back for an update with all of the claims he has made reviewed BEFORE he presents. Don't let him just talk. Give him the points he must address.

Ron craves publicity and sees it as validation from God that he is, in fact, God's End Time prophet. Increased publicity for The Two Witnesses is fulfillment of the 6th Thunder of Revelation revealing him as God’s End Time prophet.

In a sermon, Ron wondered aloud what purpose God had in mind when he received his invitation to ideaCity . I wonder if it is playing out how he imagined it.

God’s purposes and methods are not always easily understood. His ways ARE higher than our ways. Ron understands this.

What better place for God to announce to the world that Ronald is His End Time Prophet and Witness than the very place from which he was routed and fled from in horror and despair and was still a month later ill about it?

This could have been God's purpose in the initial invitation- a second unveiling of His prophet. God is a God of second chances is He not? Clear the day of any speaker who might offend Ron. Don’t give him a readymade excuse to refuse.

Ron and Laura should soon be quite formidable. They will be able to breathe fire to destroy those who would do them harm, call down plagues at will and stop rain anywhere. By the time the next ideaCity rolls around we will be 18 months into The Great Tribulation.

Make the Weinland’s invitation public – with the press release above. I’m willing to pay for a bill board or sign saying, “Welcome Ron and Laura Weinland – The Two Witnesses of Revelation!”

For a complete history of Ronald Weinland see:
http://ronaldweinland.info/falseprophet/

Moses' site is now accepting comments.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Ronald Weinland? I’ve never heard of him. – Pope Ratzinger

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Faith & Works (Summary)
Countdown: 1013 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 145
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0


Be heard! Register your voice in the polls to the right! Vote more than once, it’s all right. This vote will be as fair as any Iranian election. One pole is already defunct but vote anyway because your vote matters to me and Dill Weed, Jr! Don’t miss Moses Znaimer’s reply to Ron’s letter. (Below)

Bowling Geen, KY.

Tithe, Sabbath, Tithe, got it? Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Sermons for the Feasts are done – all six. (Oh, goody!) LGD remains. (Boo-hiss!) We are under 3 years now. (From this we might conclude that there will be no timeline changes the first six sermons of the Feasts or whatever it's called. Not sure exactly how that works, but I am sure its boring. I think some weeks there are several sermons. (insert frowny face) : (

We live in a sick, sick, filthy world. Ron pitches a sigh.

Texting and driving is a sin because it endangers others. I suppose not throwing one’s paper towels in the rubbish is too: it endangers others also. I never thought of it that way before.

Another yawner, how about limiting them to 20 minutes, Ron? (Yeah!)

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Friday, August 14, 2009

Moses Znaimer of ideaCity Replies To Ronald Weinland.

5 deserved slights, ends with a challenge where Ron ended with a threat.

Dear Mr. Weinland,

Thank you for your note of August 1st, 2009. It's only just come to my attention, which is why I'm a little late with a reply. [I Tweeted and emailed him.]

Needless to say, what I was attempting at this year's ideaCity was to reflect a range of opinion on modern day religion; a spectrum that runs all the way from those who believe intensely, as you do, to those who think that religion is the most destructive force on our planet today. Indeed, I heard from other devout Christians who felt that it was you who was blaspheming, as they considered the fact that you declared yourself Prophet, to be an act of extreme arrogance. Still others urged upon me the argument that a pretension to know the mind of God, let alone to speak for Him, is in fact prima fascia evidence of a kind of insanity. [prima fascia - a matter appearing to be self-evident from the facts - i.e. that Ron is insane.]

Nonetheless, they stayed for the length of the Conference, because they were eager to engage in discussion and debate. [Unlike previous, less powerful prophets who stayed and reasoned from the scriptures with non-believers, we have an example of the Two Most Powerful Prophets and Witnesses of all time running out on this opportunity to rely on God in faith and witness boldy. Ron reported still being ill a week later. One wonders what God thought of His Witnesses.] I regret that you did not, in particular as I had no time with you one-on-one, and was fully intending to do so as the Conference wore on.

Still in all, I'm glad you at least got a bit of a value out of the experience.
Please keep my email address in your system, the better to keep me abreast of developments in your understanding of the history to come. It won't actually be that long before we can test the accuracy of your prophecy.

Best regards,

Moses


This is as an even handed and fair smack down as you can get, especially considering that Ron's self-serving letter sent July 21st appears to have been initially ignored. I don't think Moses was going to reply publicly to Ron's public posting until I brought it up. You can't really blame him. But, I wouldn't let it go as there is just too much fun to be had here. Moses has posted this on his website. People can make comments, but you have to email them in and there is no comments section like here and there is no place to register your vote, either.

On Moses site, I commented, "Ron claims to be more than a prophet. He claims to be the spokesman for the Two Witnesses of Revelation, the other of whom is his wife!" (The two most powerful prophets, eva!)

"Soon, he should be breathing fire, casting plagues and withholding rain from wherever he wishes. He should be quite formidable."

"I’d invite him back next year, publicly so, (that’s one of his annoying speech patterns, sorry.), with all of the claims he has made trotted out before he presents.
Don't let him just talk. Give him the points he must address. It should help. He craves publicity and sees it as validation from God that he is, in fact, God’s End Time *yawn* prophet.

"In fact,
Ron wondered aloud what purpose God had in mind when he received your invitation, Moses. I wonder if it is playing out how he imagined? BTW, Ron expects to receive increasing publicity. If you invite him back next year for a prophetic update, you would in his mind, be fulfilling one of the Thunders of Revelation."

"Now that I think about it. What better place for God to announce to the world that Ronald is His End Time Prophet and Witness than the very place he was routed and fled from in horror and despair? This could have been God's purpose in the initial invitation- a second unveiling of His prophet. Better have some fire extinguishers handy."

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Ronald Weinland: An Ignored Witness With Nothing To Say

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Faith Pt. 3 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1020 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 146
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Hundreds bored by dull prophet.

Richmond, Virginia. The Prophesied End Time is still available (Whoopee!) It reveals that Christ told Ron the meaning of each Seal of Revelation as he opened them. (He whispered it into Ron's mind, I tells ya, I do.)

I expect more from the Two Witnesses of Revelation than run of the mill sermons.

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. They just don’t understand…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Man can not follow the Law. Ron is just repeating standard stuff.

God’s prophet and Witness said nothing of note, again. He just killed off another sermon and Sabbath.

I wonder if this frustrates PKG members who are probably expecting something of significance from God’s prophet and End Time Witness, too.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Ron Sees Selfish People.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Faith Pt. 2 (Sermon Summary)
Countdown: 1027 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 147
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0


Summer doldrums for prophecy. Ho-hum.

Ron posted an open letter to Moses Znaimer of ideaCity. Ron was disturbed by the blasphemy he witnessed – so distressed that he had to leave (flee to the wilderness of the US).

God’s End Time Prophet and Witness spokesman still hurts today and has warned Moses of his grave mistake and its 'serious personal consequences.' Moses is in line with other mockers and COG ministers (take a number) and has removed pics of Ron from ideaCity's website and substituted them with his own(!) Double blasphemy!!

Ron sees the attitudes of other people – selfish people – people who don’t throw the towels they’ve used into a garbage can. People are selfish, but Ron isn’t. He is considerate. He’s different.

God talks to Ron in his mind. Fiddle-dee-dumb. Given Ron's sermon, I take it He has said anything interesting lately.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed