God’s Witnesses P2 (Summary)
Countdown: 24 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 4
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Failed Prophecies: Priceless
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
<= The Beast that won't kill the Witnesses.
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH this Sabbath. He continued his revision of the account of the Two Witnesses. He explained they wouldn’t breathe fire, turn water to blood or physically strike the earth with plagues. *yawn* He did not mention being hated by the whole earth such that everyone gives gifts to each other when they die. His sermons are bad, maybe not that bad and he simply does not have the exposure. But, I’ve given junior his tuna and he promised to stop scratching up my couch. He was winking when he said it. I think he had something in his eye, anyway back to Ron.
He also does not expect the exposure. Wha?!
No appearances on TV, no interviews, no publicity until after Christ' s return. Wait a minute!
The Seventh Thunder would prove to the world that Ron was God's End Time prophet. That's what Ron prophesied. That's what God gave Ron, inspired Ron to write in GFW - 2008. Now, Ron does not believe that?
This was to happen before Christ returned not after! LOL!
Ronald Weinland DOES NOT BELIEVE IN HIS OWN PROPHECY.
Things are 'happening differently' as in not how Weinland prophesied. This is admission of false prophecy.
I prophecy that things will continue to 'happen differently' - as in not the way Ronald Weinland prophesies.
There will be no nuclear war before May 27th.
Ron has a new post on his blog. Ron has doubled down on the crazy. God has told Ron nuclear war will happen before May 27th. Ron and Laura will ascend to heaven when Christ returns. Glory. LOL, I just checked the calendar May 26th is a Saturday. Ron will give a sermon just BEFORE Christ returns! Amazing to understand! That ought to be a good one. Ron should be really worked up.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...24 days and 4 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.