Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Prophet Who Didn’t Know

A Prophet’s Log (Flushing Sound)

Countdown: 1244 Days

Number of Fullfilled Prophecies: 0

God’s Witness is Ending. – Pt. 2 (Sermon Summary)

Going to L.A and Phoenix. (This guy travels more than a rock star.)

Fast next sabbath, because it “just came to him.” (Gimme a break.)

In Detroit (Rock City)… Blah, blah, blah…. Incredible to understand… Blah, blah, blah….

Backpedaling Ron doesn’t know when his prediction that the US will fall in 6 – 9 months or his other predictions will come true. (Surprised?) Blah, blah, blah….

1st Trumpet still ‘spiritual’…. (Sheesh)

Trees /green grass being burned up explained away… (It’s apparently all about judgment.)

(Ron seems angry – like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.) Blah, blah, blah….

A lot of big mistakes were made… (Yeah, you’re having to backpedal away from predictions you made.)

Ron rails on the Seven Thunders increasing…

1st Thunder Terrorism (Mentions “Shock and Awe, Russia invading Georgia as ‘evidence.’ (These are old news.) Sixth seal was 9/11. (Hmmm)

2nd Thunder Increasing Earthquakes. (See previous post)

3rd Thunder Bad Weather. (Duh, global warming)

4th Thunder Global Economic Upheaval. (Has been forecast by economists)

5th Thunder Death (Concerns church and the world. Though not apparent yet.) First death within the scattered church, second increased death of notable people in the world, then death of ordinary people through plagues.

6th Thunder (Concerns church and the world) (Here we go…) Increasing Evidence that Ron is God’s End Time Prophet. (How about one fullfilled prophecy?)

7th Thunder (Concerns church and the world) Accelerated Revelation of God’s command.

Ron rails against pride… Blah, blah, blah….

Ron’s good at pointing to the past, but not at predicting the future. Ron has come to appreciate the importance of being vague. (He laughed about this.)

Tick Tock. Your time is short, Ron.

Dill Weed

Friday, December 26, 2008

Are Earthquakes Increasing?

The US Geological Survey has the scoop. The last part explains ‘earthquake swarms.’ Ron refered to earthquake swarms as ‘evidence that earthquakes are increasing.’ Earthquake ‘swarms’ are a known phenomena caused by magma moving below the earth’s crust.

Also, you can see how frequent earthquakes really are. We never hear about most of them. Our perceptions of how frequently quakes occur is influenced by media attention. It is kind of like playing the punch game on the way to church. "There's another Volkswagon!" Punch! With a heightened awareness of Volkswagons, it suddenly seems they're everywhere. You can monitor the frequencey of quaks (err... wait a minute, that's Ron!), quakes greather than 2.5 magnitude here:

Tick Tock
Dill Weed

Monday, December 22, 2008

A Prophet's Log

A Prophet's Log (Flushing Sound)

Countdown: 1253 Days

Number of Fullfilled Prophecies: 0

God’s Witness is Ending. – Pt. 1 (Sermon Summary)

Ron claimed his book 2008: God’s Final Witness was "inspired by God." It sure doesn’t seem inspired by God since it is filled with inaccurate predictions. Ron’s backing off multiple claims he made with certainty. He said there would be no inauguration. Now, he says he doesn’t know if it will happen or not.

Ron is dumbfounded by modern travel. (Big whoop) blah, blah, blah….

Ron rails against pride… blah, blah, blah….

Ron is dumbfounded by Ezekiel’s prophecies… (There’s a trend here.) blah, blah, blah….

1st Trumpet won’t be physically seen. (Imagine that, cause you’ll have to, of course.)

2nd Trumpet – Slowwwwwwly people will 'begin' to ‘see things’ and ‘get stirred up.’ (Hmmm, that sounds like crap and hedging to me.)

Great Tribulation has started…. 1260 days… (Uh-huh)

The economy…. blah, blah, blah….

Thunders and Trumpets to increase… blah, blah, blah….

Ron is ‘the one through whom God is going to fully make clear all that would happened in Revelation.’ And, ‘this is to distinguish through whom He is working.’ - Namely, Ron, of course. (This would require accurate prophecies. None yet, so far.)

Economy, weather, earthquakes to worsen to become far greater… ever increasing… not decreasing during the 7th Seal which was opened December 14th 2008. (Reopened actually.)

The meaning of Revelation can only be revealed through God’s End Time prophet, Ron. (Mmmhhh)

Sometime soon, for 24 hours, everyone will see things that are happening in the atmosphere.

Ron’s prophecy for his ‘enemies’ to ‘die from within’ from April 14, 2008 was renewed – only now this will happen more ‘speedily.’ (Ron received letters from some letting him know they were still healthy. Apparently, he needed to be informed.)

Ron’s commented on how “unbelievable” it is being one of The Two Witnesses. (You betcha, we're having trouble with that, too.)

Ron says that if anyone seeks to harm The Witnesses in any form or fashion… fire proceeds out from their mouths…. BUT, this will not be literal fire…
It will instead be exacting judgments pronounced on them. (Huh? O.K., but fire breath is more compelling.) And whatever the Two Witnesses pronounce WILL COME TO PASS. (Hmmmm…)

The Two Witnesses will have more power than Moses, be able to stop rain, and be able to strike the earth with plagues as often as they wish.

Stay tuned. (Eye roll)

Tick Tock Time is running short.

Dill Weed

Anyone making unsupported, ridiculous claims should be relentlessly mocked.

The purpose of this blog is to make light of Ron Weinland using his own unfulfilled prophecies. Much has been documented about Ron's previous prophecies and can be found at the fine sites linked to this page. We're going to deal with Ron's current ramblings.

Ron may say ‘those weren't prophecies!’ I beg to differ: The Two Witnesses' divinely given mandate IS to prophesy - not to speculate, not to guess, but prophesy and there is a difference. Ron says 'God speaks to him in his mind.' O.K., there shouldn't be any reception problems then.

As the self-proclaimed spokesman for The Two Witnesses, the other is his wife, Laura (I know - I laughed, too.), Ron is doubly responsible to prophesy and to do so with clarity, accuracy and power.

Ron himself has given the criteria for judging whether or not he is a prophet - so we'll use it. Ron's Proof of a Prophet from his book 2008 God's Final Witness and the FAQ on his website:

"As the events written in the book 2008 God's Final Witness unfold, the world will increasingly become aware of the authenticity of the words in the book and realize that Ronald Weinland has been sent by God as His end-time prophet."

As the bible requires, we will judge Ron by the accuracy of his prophecies. We will follow Ron's prophetic sermons starting 12/20/08 with Witness Ending - Pt. 1.

Ron has a tendency to wander taking two hours to say what could be said in 30 minutes or less. So I will pick out the interesting stuff and send the rest to the recyle bin. There is a difference between educated guessing and prophecy. Being vague and ambiguous is not prophesying - it's more akin to fortune telling and palm reading. Prophecies are specific. Hundreds of specific prophecies heralded Jesus, his ministry, and his death and they were given by many different prophets over a long time period. God gives clear, specific and accurate prophecies telling the end from the beginning. Does Ron? We'll see....