Wednesday, February 29, 2012

I Moved. No Modem Until 3/5. No Access. Ugh

But that's NO REASON you should go without cat videos!!!

Cat fight!

Who's foot is that? Oh wait. That's my foot.

Staring contest.

It appears Eric is well positioned to bring home the bacon in Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest. Now all he needs is Ron to oblige. Good luck, Eric!

Dill Weed and D.W. Junior

Tick Tock

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Ronald Weinland: You Can’t Understand


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Christ’s Return (Summary)
Countdown: 105 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 12
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Toronto, Canada this Sabbath.

The question of the 5 months was not settled last week as some members did not buy Ron’s baloney… err explanation. A nervous sounding Ron explained that 5 months was not really 5 months. The more he explained the more nervous he sounded. He reminded members that they cannot understand God’s word until God gives it - through him of course. I bet the silence was thundering in his ears. As quickly as possible Ron jumped into the safety of the past the whole Tkach thing *yawn*

The Silent Thunders are thundering ominously. Another week down until Ron’s downfall. On a happier note...

Congratulations on your beautiful baby boy, Kirrily. Yay!

Some funnies


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...105 days and 12 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Ronald Weinland: First Witness Second Guesses

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Europe Rising Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 112 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 13
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Watch a cat video

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Denver, CO this Sabbath. The 5 months mentioned in Revelation has started Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron posted a new message on his website. Interestingly he pitched the notion that "if we're wrong... things are still shaping up.." I'm not aware of any prophets in the bible who second guessed the messages God gave them, least of all God's End Time prophet and Spokesman Witness of Revelation.

Eric March seems well positioned with his March 8th prediciton that Ron will admit he's a false prophet. By then, the pressure shoud have him about ready to crack. Tick Tock

During his ‘explanation’ Ron seemed to get a little nervous when he started talking about Europe rising probably due to the absence of Europe rising especially considering all that they are supposed to do. Listening to Ron explain the understanding God has given him is mind bending. Ugh. The good part is that he has dug his hole even deeper and is sticking to May 27th 2012 as the date of Christ’s return.

The Tick Tock ticking is getting louder. Trumpets are still not sounding over three years into Ron’s imaginary Great Tribulation. A wrong prophet is a false prophet. Another week down. Whoo-hoo!

Tick Tock.


The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...112 days and 13 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Ronald Weinland: 5 Month Mumbo Jumbo

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Europe Rising Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 119 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 14
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Detroit, MI this Sabbath. More talk about the past Daniel’s prophecies. Old ground, tread often. *yawn*

Will Ron venture into the present? The stock market hit a four year high. Employment is up. The Super Bowl is on Sunday. Ron mentioned the 5 months at the beginning but has not elaborated. Ron is being picked on for observing the Sabbath. It’s amazing that no one can understand the Sabbath but Ron.

Turns out, God gave Ron the explanation for the 5 months. It’s exciting. *yawn* The 5 months doesn’t have anything to do with the 5th Trumpet. It is referring to Satan’s rebellion. Oh, people are reading things into scripture, but Ron can interpret the bible where no one else can. Listening to Ron distort scriptures is mind bending. May 27th will prove him wrong. Four months left. Ron spent a lot of time reading the news. Can't wait to hear Ron explain how his 'understanding' could be so wrong. Great: "You can't know it until God gives it." Ron again claims God has given it He speaks into his mind after all. I hope He gives him some good excuses.

When Ronald Weinland admits he is a false prophet this blog will end. I’m glad to be part of the record refuting this religious con man. I’ll be lurking around. One thing I won’t quit doing is watching cat videos. : D

Note: Super kitty is going to catch that red dot!

Gimmee! Hey watcha lookin’ at? Ha-Ha I got it.

Animated kitty

What time is it? You know what time it is!

Cat fun


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...119 days and 14 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed