Saturday, May 29, 2010

Ronald Weinland: The Prophet Who Talks More About the Past Than the Future


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Body of Christ Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 726 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 104
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from the U.K false prophet Ronald Weinland enjoys another vacation at the expense of his flock.

Some are murmuring about how money is used by God’s End Time prophet.

Ron points out the blessing of early sermon revealing the 50th *Yawn* truth. He claims Thunders getting louder and louder. Maybe we can have Feast of Tabernacles next year too(!) Ron gets dumbfounded.


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Ronald Weinland: Sabbath Squabble, Ron Threatens to Return with Christ

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Fulfillment of Pentecost Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 733 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 105
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Weinland speaks from the Nederland’s this week 2 years and one day before Christ returns. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron wastes the greater part of a sermon reading a letter a Jewish person wrote about Passover. Whatever. Boring.

Cool video of the week. No, Dillweed, Jr.!!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Ronald Weinland: Stuck in 1994 and Dumb Founded, too.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Body of Christ Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 740 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 106
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


Speaking from Detroit, MI this week false prophet Weinland backs up expectations for events in the Great Tribulation. Could it all occur in one week or one weekend? Say, May 20 - 27, 2012?

Quickly, Ron seeks the comfort of scriptures that don’t talk about the end. Ron got bumped on the street by another pedestrian. It proves we live in a sick, sick, world. What a joke! Has he forgiven the man who bumped into him? And to think the man didn’t know he just bumped into one of the Two Witnesses of Revelation!

"May 27th, 2012 Jesus Christ returns. It is just reality. Like the sun comes up in the morning." (When will Ron deny reality?)


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Ronald Weinland: More and Greater Boredom Prerecorded

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Body of Christ Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 747 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 107
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False Prophet Ronald Weinland spoke prerecorded from Hawaii. He reaffirmed Christ’s return date of May 2012. Dissension remains a problem in some areas despite the presence of the Two Witnesses.

Ron doesn’t expect God to stop the Icelandic volcano from erupting possibly causing diversion in the Two Witnesses End Time ministry.

Will Ron pour out the Holy Spirit on followers during Pentecost to assist with the expected unprecedented growth as more and more recognize Ron and Laura as God’s Two End Time Witnesses more powerfully so?

Ron speculates that some in PKG are upset that he is conquering in Hawaii.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Ronald Weinland: Christ’s Return Will Be Tape Delayed

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 8 (Summary)
Countdown: 754 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 108
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland speaks from Boulder, CO today, he and his wife Laura have graciously allowed it to rain in TN.

Breaking news out of Boulder, everyone will be able to see Christ’s return even those who pierced him because his arrival will be videotaped and those resurrected from the dead later will be able to rent the video. Not prophecy, but something wacky and new!

What will be revealed on the Last Great Day?

He doesn’t recognize the contradiction: Ron rails against adding to scripture when he has done so repeatedly. The oil spill in the Gulf is not the 2nd Trumpet, it is a Thunder apparently not one made to confuse his mockers, in other words, a real one.

And now a pleasant diversion that get 5 Stars from Dill Weed, Jr. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed