Saturday, May 15, 2010

Ronald Weinland: Stuck in 1994 and Dumb Founded, too.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Body of Christ Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 740 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 106
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from Detroit, MI this week false prophet Weinland backs up expectations for events in the Great Tribulation. Could it all occur in one week or one weekend? Say, May 20 - 27, 2012?

Quickly, Ron seeks the comfort of scriptures that don’t talk about the end. Ron got bumped on the street by another pedestrian. It proves we live in a sick, sick, world. What a joke! Has he forgiven the man who bumped into him? And to think the man didn’t know he just bumped into one of the Two Witnesses of Revelation!

"May 27th, 2012 Jesus Christ returns. It is just reality. Like the sun comes up in the morning." (When will Ron deny reality?)

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Baywolfe said...

It figures Christ would come back and screw up my Memorial Day weekend. Thanks for nothing, Jesus! I was probably going to play golf that day.

All X-COG'ers should have a "Welcome Back Jesus" party on that day to commemorate Ron's final nail in the coffin of failed prophecy.

Mark said...

Ron and Laura should be able to retire comfortably in 2012 thanks to his followers. How old will he be then? Can he qualify for Medicare?

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Ron will turn 63 a few days after Jesus Christ doesn't return, so he'll have a coupla' more years to go before being eligible for Medicare. And Laura's about 6 years younger.