Sunday, July 18, 2010

Ronald Weinland: No Room to Question.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
More Time Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 677 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 97
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from a hot Los Angeles, CA this Sabbath. He didn’t bother to change the weather perhaps he was too busy working on Feast sermons.

He announced there would be two more Truths. I believe I heard him say before that there would be no more Truths. Some murmuring has occurred, folks are doubting Ron is a prophet – perhaps because of the lack of evidence? We will be there as the evidence continues to not pile up.

Ron disfellowshipped a non-tither. You can’t stay if you don’t pay.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

1 comment:

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

The mother of all cat women ;)

When Ron says that he isn't going to do something, it's pretty sure that he's soon going to do it.