Weinland: Disunity in PKG

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 641 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 85
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and religious con man, Ronald Weinland spoke from Bowling Green, KY this Sabbath. He spent a good 15 minutes berating the brethren for not getting along and not associating much together before and after services. Considering that many drive long distances can you blame them for wanting to split afterwards?

In a nut shell (pun intended), Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Oh, and Ron is so excited...


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Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 648 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 86
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ron Weinland spoke from Georgia this Sabbath, He talked up ‘growth’ as God’s work; Lord know no religious group ever grew unless it was God’s blessing. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Dill Weed, Jr. reminds you to enter Dill Weed’s Great End of The End Contest.

Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Weinland: Woe To You Backsliders

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 655 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 87
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and religious con man, Ronald Weinland spoke from the Spokane, WA area this Sabbath. Sounding familiar themes Ron punished the flock saying they are sinners and some are back sliding gossipers exercising their filthy, stinking mouths.

Ron is stirred up and excited by the sermons he’ll give in the *yawn* next few weeks… boring.

Hneik... Jr., Get your paw outta my face!

Commandment 11 (Broke off when Moses dropped the tablets)
Thou Shalt Enter Dill Weed's Great End of The End Contest

Ron, the bell tolls for thee…. and thine's miserable ministry.

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Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Weinland Warns Followers: Do Not Enter Dill Weed’s End of the End Contest

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 662 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 88
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Orlando, FL this Sabbath. Summary: Mr. Armstrong… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Mr. Armstrong… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Healing in the mind… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Now for some good stuff!

The time has come ladies gentlemen for Dill Weed’s Great End of the End contest! Each reader can guess the date that Ron will deny Christ’s May 27th 2012 arrival. (Gasp!) Yes, indeed it’s time for you to put it all on the line in this exciting contest where you guess the date of the implosion of Ron’s ministry.

Dill Weed, how can we play and what are the rules?

To enter Dill Weed's Great End of the End contest all you need to do is guess the date that Ron denies Christ by admitting He won’t return May 27th, 2012… without going over! (Price is Right rules apply - sorry, I didn't get the date right the first time.) I must not be listening too closely.

Dill Weed, what will I win?

The winner will receive the undying admiration and adulation of their fellow contestants which may be expressed through comments like, “Pfffftt, that was my first guess!” or “That was a dang lucky guess - that’s what I was going to say!”

All contestants will admit your mightiness in declaring The End of the End and predictin’ and a prognosticatin’ the implosion of Ron’s false ministry! (which may continue in the basements of burned out and abandoned 7-11’s in the Cleveland area.) We’ll forego the ticker tape parade in NY and simply acknowledge that YOU ARE GREAT!

I’ll kick things off – after some tail pulling, a few scratches, some bandages and the ransoming of a carton (That’s right a CARTON of tuna) Dill Weed, Jr. and me came up with our guess which is… drum roll…. Ron abandons the time line by May 27th, 2011. We’re in. Now, it’s your turn! (I changed my prediction date to May 27th from May 12th. (Sorry folks, Jr. and me weren't listening that closely plus we were a fussin' and fuedin' over our proph... err prediction.)

Cool video of the week!
Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: More Boredom to Come

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 669 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 89
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from his home town of Cincinnati this Sabbath. There are four new Truths coming. They will be as meaningless as the others. It seems Weinland followers aren’t requiring much in the way of proof to keep believing. That’s OK, because soon after Ron’s Truth and pony show the absence of any evidence support Ron’s claims will rear its ugly head again.

Cool video of the week!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed