Sunday, August 8, 2010

Weinland Warns Followers: Do Not Enter Dill Weed’s End of the End Contest

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Way of Peace Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 662 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 88
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Orlando, FL this Sabbath. Summary: Mr. Armstrong… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Mr. Armstrong… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Healing in the mind… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Now for some good stuff!

The time has come ladies gentlemen for Dill Weed’s Great End of the End contest! Each reader can guess the date that Ron will deny Christ’s May 27th 2012 arrival. (Gasp!) Yes, indeed it’s time for you to put it all on the line in this exciting contest where you guess the date of the implosion of Ron’s ministry.

Dill Weed, how can we play and what are the rules?

To enter Dill Weed's Great End of the End contest all you need to do is guess the date that Ron denies Christ by admitting He won’t return May 27th, 2012… without going over! (Price is Right rules apply - sorry, I didn't get the date right the first time.) I must not be listening too closely.

Dill Weed, what will I win?

The winner will receive the undying admiration and adulation of their fellow contestants which may be expressed through comments like, “Pfffftt, that was my first guess!” or “That was a dang lucky guess - that’s what I was going to say!”

All contestants will admit your mightiness in declaring The End of the End and predictin’ and a prognosticatin’ the implosion of Ron’s false ministry! (which may continue in the basements of burned out and abandoned 7-11’s in the Cleveland area.) We’ll forego the ticker tape parade in NY and simply acknowledge that YOU ARE GREAT!

I’ll kick things off – after some tail pulling, a few scratches, some bandages and the ransoming of a carton (That’s right a CARTON of tuna) Dill Weed, Jr. and me came up with our guess which is… drum roll…. Ron abandons the time line by May 27th, 2011. We’re in. Now, it’s your turn! (I changed my prediction date to May 27th from May 12th. (Sorry folks, Jr. and me weren't listening that closely plus we were a fussin' and fuedin' over our proph... err prediction.)

Cool video of the week!
Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Anonymous said...

You said, "To enter the Great End of the End contest all you need to do is guess the date that Ron denies Christ by admitting He won’t return May 12, 2012… without going over! (Price is Right rules apply.)"
Actually, the date Ron said Christ is going to return is on Pentecost of 2012, May 27th.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Put me down for Saturday, Jan 7, 2012. When the beast power hasn't taken over with less than 5 months to go, Ron will have to do some heavy spiritualizing with his followers

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Darn!! I didn't see any cats in your video this week.

Andrew Guenthner said...

Wow! I can actually make it into a betting pool before all the good choices are taken!

I'll take May 27, 2012.

Kirrily said...

I believe he will take this to the end - I will take the 28th May, 2012 - the day after the non event. If he quits at all :(

Debbie said...

I am going to take a stab @ Sept 23/2010 - First day of Feast - Perhaps Truth # 54 - then the other 3 new truths will be needed in order to explain the new understandings

Ronnie has gone to great lengths of late to build up how his god changed the timeline due to the intervention of the members

Debbie said...

PS Thanx, Dill - for your humour & playfulness and all the cute kitty pics :-)

Baywolfe said...

I vote for never. He's going to go on and on and on until he has no followers left.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

I take denying Christ's May 27, 2012 to take the form of either
-- Ron switching to a new time line
-- admitting he's a false prophet (but will be some mighty cold weather in hell before that happens)

Anonymous said...

January 16 2012 Does that ring a bell.

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jack635 said...

Sorry DW, I thought I had already entered the contest. Here is my prediction which I made teh day you posted this contest. A full five months of torment before the non return date of may 27th 2012 is:

27 January 2012