Saturday, October 10, 2009

Time, Times, and Half a Time. Doh!

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Time (Summary)
Countdown: 957 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 137
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

The Last Great Day has arrived!
What will Ron reveal?
New earthshaking prophecy?
New biblical interpretation?
Ron opens up with about 15 minutes of generalities. Ron compares the church to the woman in Revelation who flees to the wilderness. He dredges up ancient history of the church when California placed COG in receivership. Blah, blah, blah, blah…

Ron brings up Tkach (as the son of perdition) and his apostasy and death 40 weeks later. Ron likens this to a flood out of the dragon’s mouth against the church.

A time is no longer 360 days, but now is 280 days. This doesn’t change the 1260 days of the Two Witnesses’ ministry. *yawn*

Be thankful the physical part of the Great Tribulation didn’t begin December 14, 2008.

Thunders to magnify, Blah, blah, blah, blah… God has delayed the physical parts of the tribulation by 280 days because of the church's fast. Europe, at the latest might arise late August of 2011. The US could continue to exist until then or maybe sooner - summer of 2010. This is absolute. China might not come on the scene until 2012.

Apocalypse postponed, again. Back to ho-hum sermons.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed


jack635 said...

Without changing his timeline, he has changed his timeline. With the announcement that the German Beast Power will not rise until August 2011, he's just given himself almost two years of freedom from non-thunders. It is the beast power that is supposed to destroy the U.S. and parts of Canada right?, or am I just confused?

Relax Dillweed! You've got almost two years before nuclear explosions in your ports.

Kirrily - XPKG said...

I'm just wondering, Ron is getting so boring.

How much longer do you think us mockers can keep this up?

I admire you and Mike for continuing in this.... but I gotta wonder, this really is more than a yawn experience now, more like a coma.

jack635 said...

a light on a hill cannot be hidden

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Kirrily, I think you've shown great progress. You can listen to the false prophet live --- and yawn.

Kirrily XPKG said...

Hey yeah Mike - didn't think of it that way!

J said...

From 2003 (and earlier) to early 2009, Ron has really said some outrageous things. Lots of crazy changes. But in the past several months, I dunno, things just seem so half-assed. Very little "prophecy" being spoken each week.

It's like he's not even trying anymore.

I think he's hunkering down for the end of his ministry. Treading lightly before people start taking up torches and pitchforks.

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