There are things worse than one Ron sermon per week. Try NINE. Ugh. Well, I summarize them briefly. You might imagine my boredom. I imagine his listeners especially children squirming in their seats like I did at JW assemblies. Sheesh. We are really waiting for the Last Great Day's sermon.
I'll add to this post the summary from each sermon and do a separate post for the LGD. Ron's pounding the podium. Sigh.
Feast of Taber-Knuckle-Heads (Summary)
Family Pt. 1 (Summary) New Zealand vacation – Ron notes recent earthquakes and typhoons. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Ron marvels. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Can’t grasp and understand. We can’t comprehend. It’s awesome. Family... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah.
Family Pt. 2 Ron comments on the rain he couldn't stop. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Can't begin to grasp and comprehend. Shem, Ham, and Jacob... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Plant life and the trees.... something to drink in... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Ron gets dumbfounded.
Family Pt. 3 Ugh!
I am not going to summarize each sermon. It is too much. I have have been working a lot. Dill Weed, Jr.'s is threatening to run away. I'll tune in for the last great day and we'll see what happens.
Tick Tock
Dill Weed
4 comments:
Thanks for sparing me the boredom. Without listening to the sermon-fest I know your commentary is accurate. But you save a lot of my time.
What you have written here takes Ron two hours to say. I'd rather read what he has to say in less than a minute.
I will listen to his great last day sermon though. I just can't wait. I'm like a kid a Christmas.
What great secret truth will be revealed by Ron? I patiently await his speech. BTW when is the LGD? I guess I better go to the package site and do a little reading. I hope Ron isn't considering disfellowshipping me on account of my delinquency.
Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah.
Pretty well sums it up.
Nothing new or interesting.
Dill Weed
I think Weinland is trying to bore his critics to death. Starve them, maybe they will go away and leave him alone.
It's actually working.
He's falling down on that.
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