Sunday, November 29, 2009

Ron Spoke to the Mountain and ... the Mountain Didn’t Move.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 908 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 130
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Ron and Laura are vacationing in merry old England this week.

A British couple, who were long time members, left the church after Ron removed the husband as an elder. (Good for them!) Maybe, Benjamin and Grace will contact Mike with their story.

Is this the beginning of the End of PKG? Will more now begin to question and risk Ron’s wrath? In the age of the internet the story will get out.

Ron reviews church history and discusses how he hates dismissing people from of the church. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron recommends listening to his sermons on the Sabbath, even if it means listening to it a second time *yawn*, because you will get so much more. (snicker)

Ron claims the Catholic Church is behind the division between Islam and other religions in Switzerland where the Swiss have backed a ban on new minarets. (Ho-hum)

Ron hints at upcoming "time shifts" that will be covered in future sermons before the next fast.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Kirrily XPKG said...

*yawn*, yet ANOTHER time shift/change/new understanding of time etc - what a surprise......

Whisper said...

Didn't we just have a time change reducing the "g"reat Tribulation to a 260 day per year instead of 360 (+/-)?
Ron's hinting at another one so soon...
Push that time limit Ron, your retirement is right around the proverbial corner :-)

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