Sunday, November 1, 2009

Ronald Weinland in Sin City

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Our Journey of Faith Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 936 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 134
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0

Vegas, baby, Vegas!

Where else would the most powerful prophet ever hold a senior elders meeting? Ron scoffs at the Devil’s power.

Why would Ron go to a place know for sin – when he is so sensitive to it? Are any of the elders chaffing over having Laura over them?

Ron has trouble setting his clock so he doesn’t go over two hours. Sheesh.

A member had a stint put in because he was not healed by Ron.

Ron argues that Jerusalem is worse than Vegas in terms of sinfulness. Ron notes again the absence of physical evidence of the Great Tribulation especially the absence of the 2nd Trumpet which Ron assures his audience is coming – and will begin a process - Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabity, blah, blah, blah.

Ron takes a stroll down memory lane and takes a swipe at the leader of the Church of Philadelphians. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabity, blah, blah, blah.

And the 2nd Trumpet still delays…

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

1 comment:

Kirrily - XPKG said...

Ron's Poker Face - wonder if he'll keep it till 2012.