Sunday, December 20, 2009

We Approach the Middle of the Beginning of The End

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Elijah to Come (Summary)
Countdown: 887 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 127
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0


Speaking from Georgia this week, the false prophet complains about the weather – weather he supposed to be able to change.

Ron reads from an old magazine about his idol, Herbert Armstrong, *Yawn* This is supposed to lead up to the ‘new doctrine’.

HWA had an advisory council, Ron states he does not need one because Jesus speaks to him directly and there’s no arguing with Jesus and therefore no arguing with Ron.

Is Ron the latter day John the Baptist? Nope.

He is the Elijah to come.

Well. That is not a big surprise the bible speaks of the Two Witnesses as like Elijah and Moses. Then, Laura is the Moses to come. Ron claims this is *yawn* part of the Thunders. Whatever.

Incredible. Dumbfounding. Awesome to understand. Ridiculous to hear.

So will on get more Super Powers?

At 57:30, Ron says “that certain things were written that are going to happen to certain people because of what Elijah had to say that happened to the prophets of Baal.” Seems he’s referring to the COG ministers he cursed and maybe even to certain mockers he also cursed.

Ron says the day will come when he won’t have to pay for radio or TV. Watch out Google!

Ron promises more future dumbfounding. I’ve had my fill for today.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

10 comments:

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Kirrily XPKG said...

Love the title of your post Dill - reflects really well the utter stupidity of Ronnie boy and his blatherings.

We all know who the author of confusion is, don't we.

Purple Hymnal said...

"Ron reads from an old magazine about his idol, Herbert Armstrong,"

Weinland read from the church newspaper. Click on the link to the PDF file for a REAL "blast from the past"; put UCG's wishy-washy publications to shame, I tell you!

The Worldwide News was distributed ONLY to the churches and church members; it's interesting to read the back issues; comparing the church rag in the 70s, to what HQ put out in the 80s pretty clearly demonstrates the juxtaposition between "OK it's a closed high demand religious group, but not so bad", and the "Get the Church back on TRACK!!" era of wild-eyed legalism run rampant, prompted by, no doubt, Loma's death, and the failure of '75 in Prophecy.

It's a shame, you know. I read the earlier issues, and I wish that had been the church I had grown up in, not the era I actually lived through. Geez, the earlier issues even allowed letters from members asking the church to pray for the worldly!!! That never would have gone down, in my day.

Oh and Herbie's "advisory council" were trusted yes-men --- Just ask Spanky Meredith, who was 'exiled' to Hawaii for saying "no" once.

I also find it amusing that Weinland actually admits to paying for his radio and TV appearances.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

Weinland did not admit to paying for his radio and TV interviews. What he said was that it would not be necessary to pay for advertising to become known in the future.

But he's been saying that for years.

jack635 said...

the false prophet complains about the weather – weather he supposed to be able to change.

I guess the two witness powers didn't work out so well. Maybe that's why he's the final elijah to come. So what exactly is Ron's "elijah to come" job involve? Any special powers with the new title?

Whisper said...

...and one title leads into another. To what end? To help soothe the hurt of his Prophet ability beings so abysmal.

But one must admit, that the new titles and threats of new commands, scripture, revelation(s), etc... is fun! Ron finally just got to board of his own created church and prophecy to continue on, so something had to change. And the rest was history... well history yet to be written. But the fun seems to be one the way, in fact some of it is already delivered: Aposle now ay? Final Elijah to come you say? Go Ron go, show us that delusion ability!

Dill Weed said...

At some point higher and higher titles intersect with mental instability.

Dill Weed

Whisper said...

That "point" happened already.
Now that Ron is beyond that "point" and no longer attempting to regulate that "reality" with his "instability" there is no ceiling now! Ron can create his mental wonderland as desired. "Imagination-Land" a-la "South Park" is now where Ron resides. Think it is so and it is!
No reality cap here, just go as far as you want to go.

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