Ronald Weinland: Still Not Prophesying

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 7 (Summary)
Countdown: 761 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 109
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Ron speaks from Windsor, CT this week. Don’t hold your breath waiting for new prophecy; he’s avoided it like the plagues he can’t call down upon mankind.

Filler sermon with still more filler to come.

Don’t the Two Witnesses have anything better to do than delivered tired sermons that have been given many times?

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Even Ron sounded bored.


Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Much Ado About Nothing

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 6 (Summary)
Countdown: 768 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 110
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Ron speaks from Detroit, MI this week delivering yet another sermon in this seemingly endless series. Ron seems to be studiously avoiding any chance of prophesying. Me thinks we’re in for a great bore. Sigh. Time to pull Junior’s tail!

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. We are a family… Blah, blah, blah, blah…. If you have ears to hear…. Thunders increasing… earthquakes… USGS says not here.

Read all about Weinland’s “shock and horror” here.

We are just over 4 months away from the midpoint of Ronald Weinland’s Great Tribulation and still most of the world is unaware. Weinland is still unknown. He chooses NOT to use his Two Witness powers to announce himself and his ministry to the world.

Reading scriptures is less dangerous than prophesying.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Delivers Apocalyptic Boredom, Again

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 775 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 111
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and general knucklehead, Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this week in his usual boring, repetitive and general style. Will he break out some new prophecy, update some old, discard some failed? Are throngs of people called by God beating down the door and demanding to tithe so they can be baptized? Have roads had to be cordoned off to accommodate them? Have the Two Witnesses begun the public portion of their end time misery… ministry? Stay tuned! I’ll keep Dill Weed, Jr. up through the whole sermon so he can write his half of this blog. One good little tail yank ought do it.. . Heh-heh-heh.

Ron begins by recounting his international travel woes. Boo-Hoo. Every prophet has had to suffer some time, most didn’t get to do it on modern means of travel and in fancy hotels all paid for by their congregation members. He was given an upgrade to a presidential sweet. He was fortunately able to avoid the manager suite. He stayed in Scottsdale which is the expensive part of town. The Two Witnesses ‘were given favor’ - by God or customer service oriented businesses?

Sounds like we’re in for a another snore-er. Ugh. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Incredibly boring to understand. The world can’t understand what is written in it’s own encyclopedias. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Awesome to understand, it’s about family. (Who could have guessed?)

Ron waxes on one of his favorite topics of wonder, Hubble, with its inherent ability to 'not be understood.' Seeking the edge of the universe is a foolish venture like seeking the edge of the world was for explorers of the past.

Ron, you’re an idiot and a poor public speaker. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron boo-hoos about litter on the highways, but he doesn’t stop to pick it up. He does not mention community organizations that purchase sections of the highways for the right to pick up litter. Does PKG pick up litter along our highways? Will Ron lead a movement; perhaps spark a ‘revival’ in a sick world?

Below, Dill Weed, Jr.'s reaction to Ron's coming admission that he is a false prophet.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 782 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 112
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Prophet Ron speaks from Australia again. He claims he knew earthquakes were coming to California since last year. Right, nothing like going out on a limb for God’s End time prophet. Who is expecting earthquakes in California anyway?

Ron reviews the story of Christ’s death. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron diverts to talking about gnats, flies, camels and uncleanness.

We will have to wait for the Last Great Day for Ron to break out some new prophecy. Probably.

Boring.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Ungrateful Mockers Can't Understand

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 782 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 112
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Ron speaks from Australia for the second time because of technical problems. He makes an impassioned plea for followers at upcoming sermons to not wear perfume of cologne as the Spokesman Witness has allergies and an enfeebled immune system.

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron comments that mockers are listening for any little error and they just can’t understand.

Hmm. I understand. I’m not listening for any little errors though. The big ones will do. I'm waiting for the timeline to change and listening for further prophecy from the Spokesman Witness. Also I’m keeping track of previous ‘prophecy’, most of, if not all of which remains unfulfilled.

Ron says his mockers are full of hate, they hate what they are hearing and they hate him. I don’t hate Ron Weinland. I hate that he is a religious con man misleading people claiming to be God’s End Time prophet. I hate that – powerfully so – and I’ve never even been associated with any COG.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Blah, blah, blah, blah….

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 782 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 112
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Epic boredom waits, if you dare.
Minor false prophet speaks from New Zealand. Ron feels it’s a privilege to bore New Zealanders in person. There were four ordinations of expectant followers.

Not expecting anything new, molding and fashioning, in a greater way, Blah, blah, blah, blah…. sleepy, so sleepy. He’s harping on the Sabbath, big surprise.

It blows Ron’s mind that mockers would torture themselves by listening to his sermons. He’s got a point, but the payoff is coming when he’ll have to eat his words about Christ’s return and some explain how he is not a false prophet. Tick Tock.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed