A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 775 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 111
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and general knucklehead, Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this week in his usual boring, repetitive and general style. Will he break out some new prophecy, update some old, discard some failed? Are throngs of people called by God beating down the door and demanding to tithe so they can be baptized? Have roads had to be cordoned off to accommodate them? Have the Two Witnesses begun the public portion of their end time misery… ministry? Stay tuned! I’ll keep Dill Weed, Jr. up through the whole sermon so he can write his half of this blog. One good little tail yank ought do it.. . Heh-heh-heh.
Ron begins by recounting his international travel woes. Boo-Hoo. Every prophet has had to suffer some time, most didn’t get to do it on modern means of travel and in fancy hotels all paid for by their congregation members. He was given an upgrade to a presidential sweet. He was fortunately able to avoid the manager suite. He stayed in Scottsdale which is the expensive part of town. The Two Witnesses ‘were given favor’ - by God or customer service oriented businesses?
Sounds like we’re in for a another snore-er. Ugh. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Incredibly boring to understand. The world can’t understand what is written in it’s own encyclopedias. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Awesome to understand, it’s about family. (Who could have guessed?)
Ron waxes on one of his favorite topics of wonder, Hubble, with its inherent ability to 'not be understood.' Seeking the edge of the universe is a foolish venture like seeking the edge of the world was for explorers of the past.
Ron, you’re an idiot and a poor public speaker. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron boo-hoos about litter on the highways, but he doesn’t stop to pick it up. He does not mention community organizations that purchase sections of the highways for the right to pick up litter. Does PKG pick up litter along our highways? Will Ron lead a movement; perhaps spark a ‘revival’ in a sick world?
Below, Dill Weed, Jr.'s reaction to Ron's coming admission that he is a false prophet.
Cool video of the week. Enjoy!
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
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