Saturday, April 10, 2010

Ronald Weinland Delivers Apocalyptic Boredom, Again

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The World Passover Pt 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 775 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 111
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and general knucklehead, Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this week in his usual boring, repetitive and general style. Will he break out some new prophecy, update some old, discard some failed? Are throngs of people called by God beating down the door and demanding to tithe so they can be baptized? Have roads had to be cordoned off to accommodate them? Have the Two Witnesses begun the public portion of their end time misery… ministry? Stay tuned! I’ll keep Dill Weed, Jr. up through the whole sermon so he can write his half of this blog. One good little tail yank ought do it.. . Heh-heh-heh.

Ron begins by recounting his international travel woes. Boo-Hoo. Every prophet has had to suffer some time, most didn’t get to do it on modern means of travel and in fancy hotels all paid for by their congregation members. He was given an upgrade to a presidential sweet. He was fortunately able to avoid the manager suite. He stayed in Scottsdale which is the expensive part of town. The Two Witnesses ‘were given favor’ - by God or customer service oriented businesses?

Sounds like we’re in for a another snore-er. Ugh. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Incredibly boring to understand. The world can’t understand what is written in it’s own encyclopedias. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Awesome to understand, it’s about family. (Who could have guessed?)

Ron waxes on one of his favorite topics of wonder, Hubble, with its inherent ability to 'not be understood.' Seeking the edge of the universe is a foolish venture like seeking the edge of the world was for explorers of the past.

Ron, you’re an idiot and a poor public speaker. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Ron boo-hoos about litter on the highways, but he doesn’t stop to pick it up. He does not mention community organizations that purchase sections of the highways for the right to pick up litter. Does PKG pick up litter along our highways? Will Ron lead a movement; perhaps spark a ‘revival’ in a sick world?

Below, Dill Weed, Jr.'s reaction to Ron's coming admission that he is a false prophet.

Cool video of the week. Enjoy!

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


jack635 said...

Okay Dill, I just watched the video. Pretty good. Very funny.

What would be really cool is if the cat opens its mouth at the same time as a sound byte from Ron. I remember a sermon in 2008 when Ron said "your money will be worthless, your gold will be worthless.....your 401K will be worthless".

That is what I was thinking while Dill Weed Jr was pretending to be horrified or shocked.

Dave said...

What a classic! Pissed myself laughing. The video was pretty cool too ;)

Kirrily XPKG said...

LOL!!!! That cat - classic!!!

Hey, wanna have another good laugh, see what a loony PKG member just wrote on Mike's blog....

Baywolfe said...

Since time and space are curved, there is no "end/edge of the universe". If you traveled in what you believed to be a straight line, eventually you would end up right where you started.

The lack of genuine science knowledge by the ministry in the W/X-COG is apalling. I remember having dinner with an Associate Pastor that didn't even know what causes gravity.

Just look at the pretty Hubble pictures, Ron!

jack635 said...

Kirrily said:
Hey, wanna have another good laugh, see what a loony PKG member just wrote on Mike's blog....

I just left Mike's blog to come here and that is too funny. LMAO because of the timing.

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J said...

Will there EVER be a Weinland follower who presents themselves as reasonable and rational on these blogs? I'm still waiting for one! (Of course, I mean current Weinland followers. Kirrily, you are, of course, as reasonable and rational as the next person)

Kirrily XPKG said...

LOL J, I guess NOW i could be considered rational .... um, not such much when I was IN PKG, lol.

It's good to be back to normal that's for sure :-)

Domonic is really scary hey.... geez, makes me shudder to think I used to talk like him .... yes, even as nastily as he is.... :-(

Baywolfe said...

Shoot Kirrily, there were plenty of people back in the WCG days that I thought, "These people are going to be kings and priests? Ruling over cities? REALLY???"

How much more reassuring the universe became when I found out that, no, no they're not.