Sunday, November 21, 2010

Ronald Weinland: Still No Two Witness Powers

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Curse Review Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 565 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 74
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Religious con man, Ronald Weinland, spoke from Toronto, Canada this Sabbath – an area he fled from in fear after his appearance at idea City. Ron regurgitated his sermon on the curse on women and as has ben pointed out has not used women to give prayers or sermons.

Neither, Ron or Laura has shown any Two Witness powers… and the Great Tribulation keeps not happening.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


jack635 said...

Maybe Laura is the one with the powers. But she is keeping it to herself. Like the way she keeps her words to herself, cause she's not allowed to speak. What the hell kind of prophet is that?

Anonymous said...

I know whats wrong. Ron can't display his powers because he hasn't put his latex supersuit on yet. It's buried near a rock near where Joseph Smith found his golden tablets that 'got taken back to heaven...'