Ronald Weinland: More Repetition

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Government IN the Family Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 529 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 69
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from Cincinnati, OH False Prophet Ronald Weinland has stated he believes there will be a Feast in 2011. Seems the Great Tribulation is still not on the fast track. This is, of course, exciting. *yawn*

Ron dangled another wrinkled, soft carrot … changes in the God government of the family. Blah, blah, blah, blah….


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Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

If Ronald Weinland Were a Meteorologist

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 536 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 70
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this Sabbath. As stridently as ever, he spent much time reminding followers they had to fight for this way of life. They had to keep to the word of God as revealed by God through Ron and that when they are chosen by God, God miraculously gives them understanding of the things Ron says so that explanation is not necessary. Yet, the many prophecies Ron has given continue to not happen so Ron has taken to producing more truths – soon to come.

If Ron were a meteorologist would he have any credibility? Meteorologists are given leeway because of the fickle nature of weather, but most of the time they get it right. Ron has failed to get anything right.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Epic Contradictions

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 543 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 71
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Vancouver, WA this Sabbath. He appointed four more elders to baptize new members. Placing yet another restriction on his flock, he forbid young males and females from communicating privately. He said the bible proves all things and yet seems blind to the many times he has contradicted it. Soon the evidence will be undeniable.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Only Half as Boring?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 550 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 72
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Weinland split his duty to bore with lackey Johnny Harrell as he spoke from Denver, CO this Sabbath. Did the doctors remove something that diminished his capacity to bore? We’ll see. I don’t think we could get that lucky.

They both emphasized there are but a few months left. Good. Keep doing that and pretty soon people will start asking questions.

You can train sheep to do about anything!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed