Monday, December 6, 2010

Ronald Weinland: Only Half as Boring?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 550 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 72
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Weinland split his duty to bore with lackey Johnny Harrell as he spoke from Denver, CO this Sabbath. Did the doctors remove something that diminished his capacity to bore? We’ll see. I don’t think we could get that lucky.

They both emphasized there are but a few months left. Good. Keep doing that and pretty soon people will start asking questions.

You can train sheep to do about anything!

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


jack635 said...

"You can train sheep to do about anything!"

After watching that video, I believe it. Also, that is the biggest tiger I have ever seen. I wonder what DWjr would do if he saw a cat that big.

Dill Weed said...

It's a liger, a cross between a lion and a tiger. I believe DWjr would slowly push his food bowl under the bed and make a day of it!

Brent said...

A few months left!! For what? We are two years late for everything else he has said would happen 'soon' !!!

jack635 said...

We are two years late for everything else he has said would happen 'soon' !!!

Ya, but the true members know what "soon" means. People like you "just don't get it!"

David said...

I want to go on record for prophesying that nothing will happen other than the usual naturals disasters that happen every year (!) (Flood,Hurricane, Earthquake) until (well to make it measurable) lets say.. 11/3/11.
If this happens can all RW followers please join my church and tithe to it as I'll have been 100% more accurate than RW himself. Deal?