Sunday, December 19, 2010

If Ronald Weinland Were a Meteorologist

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
From Curses to Blessings Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 536 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 70
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Columbia, MO this Sabbath. As stridently as ever, he spent much time reminding followers they had to fight for this way of life. They had to keep to the word of God as revealed by God through Ron and that when they are chosen by God, God miraculously gives them understanding of the things Ron says so that explanation is not necessary. Yet, the many prophecies Ron has given continue to not happen so Ron has taken to producing more truths – soon to come.

If Ron were a meteorologist would he have any credibility? Meteorologists are given leeway because of the fickle nature of weather, but most of the time they get it right. Ron has failed to get anything right.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

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