Ronald Weinland: Is He Still Preaching?

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Vision Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 494 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 64
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

An observant read noted our countdown is off. Dillweed, Jr. says that by cat math standards are figures are perfectly cromulent. I’ll continue with Jr.’s countdown and have added Andrew G.’s slide rule correction to translate from cat math to human math.

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Bowling Green, KY this Sabbath. Ron is grasping at world events to bolster his prophecies never mind he was never specific about them they are just there and therefore he grabs at them to squeeze whatever credibility he might from the deluded.

Dill Weed, Jr. was a little sore about some ‘stuff’ he saw on the Internet, I asked him about it, but he just ignored me. He did, however, make a video.
Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 484 days and 69 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Still Lacking Vision

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Vision Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 501 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 65
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this Sabbath. He split sermon duties with Johnny Harrell who is still chugging Ron’s brand of Kool Aid. Ron prophesied the economic collapse of America this year in addition to his prophecy that America will fall to the European Beast power this year, too. Tick Tock. Weinland spent a lot of time bemoaning people who have left. May there be many more! Last one out, turn out the lights.


Cool video of the week Oh, Dillweed, Jr. what big teeth you have!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 491 days and 70 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: A Lack of Vison

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Vision Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 508 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 66
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from San Jose, California this Sabbath. Ron reminded members that he does not heal the sick like prophets before him announcing more sickness and death amongst his members.

Ron reviewed articles about recent weather claiming they were the fulfillment of Thunders. He also acknowledged were at the 500 day mark. No long until time prove him wrong again.


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Hard to Grasp

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Vision Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 515 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 67
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Speaking from Detroit, False prophet Weinland emphasized that Christ Return was less than 17 months from now. PKG is fighting to keep members. Some do not appreciate where they are in time.

“I think of the 7th Seal, I didn’t know what was going to happen.”

Uh, yeah you did… from God’s Final Witness 2008, pg 23, “…and the world will be shocked and in horror on the day that the Seventh Seal is opened.”

Ask around and see how many people you know know that the 7th Seal was opened and who are in ‘shock and horror about it.’

Weinland is claiming the death of birds, fish and sugar cane are evidence of his Thunders. These things are supposedly going to intensify. We'll see.

Oh... and most of the destruction will occur on the last day of the last half of time.

Ron is now shifting expectations for things to 'start happening' in the last half of a time. Time is running out!

Time is going to prove Weinland wrong again. Below, how Dillweed Jr. copes with Weinland's sermons.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: 2011 is the Year USA and Canada Fall

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
God’s Government IN the Family Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 522 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 68
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from a still free Detroit, MI and wasted no time in announcing this is the year that America, Canada and other Israelite nations will fall.

Also, "We’d like to think the stock market is coming back." I’m no prophet but it is up 11% over last year according to CNN. And this at the state of things at the time of Weinland's words. So what he said does not even make sense because the stock market has already come back. It goes without saying that the stock market will continue to go up and down.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed