Sunday, January 23, 2011

Ronald Weinland: Still Lacking Vision

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Vision Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 501 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 65
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Phoenix, AZ this Sabbath. He split sermon duties with Johnny Harrell who is still chugging Ron’s brand of Kool Aid. Ron prophesied the economic collapse of America this year in addition to his prophecy that America will fall to the European Beast power this year, too. Tick Tock. Weinland spent a lot of time bemoaning people who have left. May there be many more! Last one out, turn out the lights.

Cool video of the week Oh, Dillweed, Jr. what big teeth you have!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 491 days and 70 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Andrew Guenthner said...

It looks like some of the countdown tracking on this site is in need of revision. There should be 491 days and 70 remaining Sabbaths (as of sunset on Jan 22) until Pentecost 2012. The counting seems to have gone awry in July, and again in October, though the tracking of Fulfilled Prophecies and Death Toll remains exquisitely accurate ...

Dill Weed said...

Hmmm... Thanks Andrew.... I've been keeping track with Dill Weed, Jrs' toes and somehow the math got a bit scratchy.... what will Jr's propensity for protractin' and retractin' his claws when I'm a countin' I've been good to be close as I am. I'll add the Andrew G. correction factor to keep everyone on schedule and looking up. : D

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

There's also a countdown clock on my blog.

Anonymous said...

Yellowstone might prove him close to being right yet?