A Prophet’s Log (Flush)Pray for Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 466 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 60
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati, OH this Sabbath. Instead of performing powerful works from God, ole Ronny has taken to demanding his followers pray for an increase in the Thunders and Trumpets.
He has locked himself into a 15 month countdown which will end with Christ’s return. However, Ron will be exposed as a false prophet (again, and finally as well) when Thunders and Trumpets fail to materialize. Ron’s failure as a self appointed End Time prophet, First Witness of Revelation and final Elijah will be evident to all and undeniable.
All aboard Ronald Weinland’s crazy train for forty laps in the desert.
Cool video of the week
Tick Tock.
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 463 days and 66 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed
3 comments:
What, no comments? Is Ron now so boring that it's not even worth commenting on? I haven't even seen a *yawn* or a "blah, blah, blah" in weeks. Imagine, something so dull that it actually makes you grow tired of yawning ... anyway, thank you Dill Weed, for making sure, week after week, that some good (entertainment at least) emerges from the CoG-PKG's activities.
An awful lot could still happen in 15 months!
He could die for example, which I'm sure would upset his plans a little bit.
I agree with Andrew.... It really is getting so boring that yawning is indeed too much effort.
Along with Andrew, I thank you too Dill for keeping is up to date on the non events.
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