Saturday, March 26, 2011

Ronald Weinland Serves Another Scoop of Boredom

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Final Plea, With Judgment Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 438 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 56
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Spokane, WA this Sabbath. And he repeated some very old an worn out themes… Christmas… bad… Easter… bad… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Is this the kind of ‘teaching’ the Two Witnesses would do?

Ron complained about the need for locks on doors because we live in a ‘sick perverted world’ Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Funny… Ron said feces… and the connection dropped. Then he developed an affection for the word. Sabbath… Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 433 days and 62 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Ronald Weinland: It's Not My Fault Many Will Die

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Final Plea, With Judgment Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 445 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 57
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Weinland spoke from Georgia this Sabbath with more of the If I am a prophet… blather.

I can hardly wait for him to have to admit he is a false prophet. When he does that, admitting a colossal wrong carried out over 3 ½ years in a scope that defies imagination, I wonder how could anyone think he would have any credibility to ‘review’ the 50 Truths. Hopefully, he will wind up alone so he cannot harm others anymore.

Ron beat the dead horse of Easter, Christmas and the Sabbath… They just can’t understand! Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 440 days and 63 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Monday, March 14, 2011

Ronald Weinland: If I'm Not a Prophet...

"There are some that come along and pervert and distort things so much..."
A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Final Plea, With Judgment (Summary)
Countdown: 452 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 58
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

God tells the end from the beginning, Weinland tells the end from near the end.
False prophet Ronald Weinland, self-proclaimed End Time prophet and Spokesman Witness of Revelation, who would not brook any questioning of his prophecies among his followers who would be expeditiously disfellowshipped for questioning (doubting God) because they dare entertain the notion that Weinland could be wrong is now openly introducing the notion that he might fucking not be prophet after all.
Introducing the incredible possibility that he might not be a prophet is paving the way to admitting he is not a prophet when events prove that he is not. It is astonishing that a man to whom “God speaks to in his mind” would entertain the notion that he is not God’s prophet. Not so when you consider how self-serving it is. IF that were not enough he trots out that he would continue to attempt to lead the church. THAT would be his most presumptuous act. This is the beginning of the end.
After presumptuously stepping out on his own, Ron has tipped his hand that he would go back to already established bible ‘truths’ now able to distinguish which ones are actually true (believe me this time, I prayed a lot). Also, Weinland raises the specter of "Where would you go anyway?" Fortunately, for any who care to investigate Weinland the facts have been established.

Dillweed, Jr. comes home after a night on the town. Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 447 days and 64 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is nearly here!
Dill Weed

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Ron Weinland's Impotent Prayers


A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pray for Judgment Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 459 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 59
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


False prophet Ronald Weinland was in Richmond, VA this Sabbath. Ron has been praying for an increase in the Thunders for several weeks now and has implored his followers to pray steadfastly too. Ron has used his hysterical yelling voice, the one he uses for its “all about family!”, to condemn the poor Easter bunny, the bringer of all things evil.

We are watching Ron calling on his un-answering God, the way The Real Elijah watched Baal’s priests call upon him to devour the altar they had built. We all know how that turned out.

Could God’s punishment be to leave Ron in the lurch to fail before all? Below some who believe Armageddon is coming sooner than later.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 454 days and 65 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed