Sunday, March 6, 2011
Ron Weinland's Impotent Prayers
A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Pray for Judgment Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 459 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 59
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet Ronald Weinland was in Richmond, VA this Sabbath. Ron has been praying for an increase in the Thunders for several weeks now and has implored his followers to pray steadfastly too. Ron has used his hysterical yelling voice, the one he uses for its “all about family!”, to condemn the poor Easter bunny, the bringer of all things evil.
We are watching Ron calling on his un-answering God, the way The Real Elijah watched Baal’s priests call upon him to devour the altar they had built. We all know how that turned out.
Could God’s punishment be to leave Ron in the lurch to fail before all? Below some who believe Armageddon is coming sooner than later.
Cool video of the week
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 454 days and 65 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.