Monday, March 14, 2011

Ronald Weinland: If I'm Not a Prophet...

"There are some that come along and pervert and distort things so much..."
A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Final Plea, With Judgment (Summary)
Countdown: 452 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 58
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

God tells the end from the beginning, Weinland tells the end from near the end.
False prophet Ronald Weinland, self-proclaimed End Time prophet and Spokesman Witness of Revelation, who would not brook any questioning of his prophecies among his followers who would be expeditiously disfellowshipped for questioning (doubting God) because they dare entertain the notion that Weinland could be wrong is now openly introducing the notion that he might fucking not be prophet after all.
Introducing the incredible possibility that he might not be a prophet is paving the way to admitting he is not a prophet when events prove that he is not. It is astonishing that a man to whom “God speaks to in his mind” would entertain the notion that he is not God’s prophet. Not so when you consider how self-serving it is. IF that were not enough he trots out that he would continue to attempt to lead the church. THAT would be his most presumptuous act. This is the beginning of the end.
After presumptuously stepping out on his own, Ron has tipped his hand that he would go back to already established bible ‘truths’ now able to distinguish which ones are actually true (believe me this time, I prayed a lot). Also, Weinland raises the specter of "Where would you go anyway?" Fortunately, for any who care to investigate Weinland the facts have been established.

Dillweed, Jr. comes home after a night on the town. Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 447 days and 64 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is nearly here!
Dill Weed

5 comments:

Douglas Becker said...

Uncle Ron needs to have his own Mental Disorder named after him.

The first step in treating a Mental Disorder is naming it, for Heaven's sake!

brent said...

"IF ?"

There's the proof right there!

Anonymous said...

Has Ron Weinland ever mentioned Japan in his sermons before now?

Dill Weed said...

Anon,

Nope. The destruction is supposed to start in the US first.

Dill

Anonymous said...

Thats what I thought. So he has 'vague' prophecies of 'destruction' in some 'specific' countries which haven't happened yet and he has failed to predict a whole of of specifc disaster elsewhere, where, IF God had told him about those in detail woudl have verified his position wouldn't it. According to the Bible prophest were told specfics that cam true in detail to prove their words.
Rons no more accurate than my parrot.