Cat Falls on Local Man

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Fulfillment in Joshua (Summary)
Countdown: 375 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 47
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

News Flash: A local man was knocked unconscious today when his overweight cat fell on him. Witnesses said the cat didn’t land on his feet, but instead landed on its side... on the man’s chest causing him to make a great ‘OOOfffing’ sound as the air rushed out of his chest.

A local firefighter resuscitated the man. The cat non-chalantly walked away as if nothing happened and was later seen cleaning out his dinner bowl. The man later admitted, “He had gone out too far on that limb because of that darned cat.” Meanwhile, False prophet Ronald Weinland delivered another epically boring sermon from Dallas, TX and many yawned.

Summary: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Joshua … Blabbity blah blah blah.. They can’t understand… blah blah blah…

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Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 368 days and 53 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Whining On and On

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Blessing of a Second Life Pt. 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 382 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 48
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0


We made it! Whoo-Hoo! Dill Weed, Jr. and me made it back from our not-so-rough fishing trip. Jr. was Johnny on the spot to inspect the fish I caught.

We didn’t have to resort to dynamite this time as the fish were biting. We enjoyed some great bluegrass music on a station that broadcasts Camping’s Family Radio.. we got to listen to some great music before the End. We had our lines in the water before the beginning of the End. And…. Whoo-Hoo the End didn’t come and I managed to keep Jr. out of the dynamite box.

The impending End didn’t stop False Prophet Weinland from babbling… eeessh. Naturally, he didn’t mention the competition, who by the way has rescheduled the End for October this year. Jr. and me are planning another trip, too! So the summary of Weinbabble…. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blabbity blah blah.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 375 days and 54 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

The Day Before Armageddon

What do you do the day before Armageddon?

Go fishing, of course!!

Dill Weed, Jr. and me are going fishing for a week starting Friday, May 20th. That's right. The very day of the worldwide earthquake that will usher in.... drum roll... the Rapture! According to Harold Camping... the graves will open up and good hearted dead will fly up to heaven to meet Christ. An angry Christ, who has some matters to settle with the survivors left on earth.

Well, any way, like I said Jr. and me are going fishin' come Hell or High Water. I'll keep a close eye on Jr. cause he likes to fish with dynamite and he's likely to snag the drain that's keeping Kentucky lake full. We won't be ruffing it! (Lighthouse Landing) ... pullin' that drain might start something like a worldwide earthquake!

I better keep Jr. close. Enjoy the video below of from one of our trips where Jr. got in the dynamite box. Cats and dynamite are a dangerous mix.

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If Armageddon doesn't come and if I can keep Jr. from triggering it, we'll be back here mocking Harold Camping ... while we're waiting to mock Weinland some more. Batter up, Harold Camping!

Ronald Weinland: So Sick of This World

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Blessing of a Second Life Pt. 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 389 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 49
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Erie, PA this Sabbath. He covered familiar ground…. They don’t understand the Sabbath … Blah, blah, blah, blah…. He managed to avoid prophesying. He pointed to Europe … who still haven’t formed into the 10 final nations. Blah, blah, blah, blah….


Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 382 days and 55 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Bemoans How Wicked The World Is.

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
The Blessing of a Second Life Pt. 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 396 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 50
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Springfield, MA this Sabbath. Ron read UN reports about how bad things are in Afghanistan. Then slipped off into moaning about the apostasy in COG. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Same ole same ole.

Ron managed to avoid prophesying. Til next week.

Cool video of the week

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 389 days and 56 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed