Ronald Weinland: Mightily Wrong

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Witness of 6,000 years PT 2(Summary)
Countdown: 193 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 24
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from somewhere this Sabbath. He mentioned the indictment and has post about it on his website. He may imagine he won’t have to worry about a trial as May 27 should save him. But, it will come and go and he will be as wrong as the rest of the prognosticators, Harold Camping for one.

One week closer.

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...194 days and 28 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Blogga, Blogga, Blogga

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
A Witness of 6,000 years (Summary)
Countdown: 200 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 25
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Detroit, MI this Sabbath. He mentioned the indictment at the beginning of the sermon. He said it has been coming for three years. He said anyone can have a stage on the Internet and referenced his faithful bloggers, but sadly not by name. Weinland is attempting to cast the indictment as a persecution. Whatever.

We are one week closer to Ron’s forced admission that he is a false prophet. This will only occur when it is no longer possible to maintain his 'story'. I can’t wait to hear him explain how God gave it to him wrong.

Weinland started heaving sighs and neared breaking down as he related Stephen’s trial and death. Ha-ha! Ron can relate. He lives in a $350,000 house and travels the world delivering boring sermons taking as income the tithes of his followers. Ron must be feeling persecuted. Aww. It amazes me that anyone would continue to send him money.

Ron says his followers will not even entertain the notion of 'What if it doesn’t happen?' He proudly asserted he had entertained that notion in sermons - even though his flock would not. Yes, he has, but only to condition the flock and squash disbelief. I’ve heard it before. Ron says his church is the recipient of the world’s disgust. Hardly. Nobody knows about them. Go ahead, ask around. Ron has my full measure of disgust. Ron says he is not changing anything that God gave him. Goody. He’ll go the way of discredited Harold Camping.

Ron will soon have the opportunity to TESTIFY AND BEAR WITNESS in a court of law. Whoo-hoo! Maybe, he’ll break out some Two Witness Super Powers. : D Ron got some early practice in by bashing the Easter bunny.

Ron says that his mockers hate him. Wrong. I hate what he is doing - with my entire being. That's why I blog.

Read the criminal indictment of Spokesman Witness and End Time prophet Ronald Weinland.

Cool video of the week Smooch! You can’t catch me!

Bet you can’t watch this and not smile.

Don’t stop

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 201 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.

Dill Weed

The Bell Tolls for Thee Ronald Weinland

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sobered Indeed Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 207 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 26
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Bowling Green, KY this Sabbath. The Sixth Thunder has sounded. The press wants to speak to the Spokesman Witness. Will he answer? Will use his Two Witness powers to thwart Satan’s attack? Stay tuned.

More publicity for the failed prophet.

Cool video of the week – New type of dust mop

Doesn’t want to play

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 201 days and 29 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Satan Attacks the Two Witnesses

It Has Begun! Two Witnesses Fulfillment of Prophecy!

In a Wicked World, Ronald Weinland is NO DIFFERENT!

Ronald Weinland indicted on tax evasion charges!

Satan launches major attack on the Two Witlesses... er.. Witnesses who have been living high off the hog on the dime of their deluded followers.

The Two Witnesses ARE in the news! (Fulfillment of one of the Thunders! Woooo!!!)

WCPO TV 9 Report

WKRC Channel 12 (That's right WKRC in Cincinnati! Haa!)

Cincinnati.com

WLWT TV

FOX 19 TV

Lexington Herald Leader

Press Release from the US Attorney for the Eastern District of Kentucky

PRESS RELEASE

November 10, 2011
COVINGTON — A Union, Ky., minister was indicted today by a federal grand jury in Covington for attempting to evade thousands of dollars in income taxes.
A Union, Ky., minister was indicted today by a federal grand jury in Covington for attempting to evade thousands of dollars in income taxes.
The Indictment alleges that Ronald Weinland, 62, attempted to evade taxes in the amount of $357,065 over a period of five years starting in 2005.
Robert Weinland’s alleged acts of evasion included filing tax returns, understating his gross income, using church funds for personal expenses and failing to claim those funds as income on his income tax returns, and failing to report the existence of a bank account in Switzerland. He also allegedly failed to report any interest made on that account as income.
Kerry B. Harvey, United States Attorney for the Eastern District of Kentucky, and Christopher R. Pikelis, Special Agent in Charge, Internal Revenue Service, Criminal Investigation Division, jointly made the announcement today after a federal grand jury in Covington returned the Indictment.
The investigation preceding the Indictment was conducted by the Internal Revenue Service. The Indictment was presented to the grand jury by Assistant United States Attorney Robert K. McBride.
Weinland’s appearance before the United States District Court has not yet been set. If convicted, Weinland faces a maximum prison sentence of five years. Any sentence, however, following conviction would be imposed by the court after consideration of the United States Sentencing Guidelines and the federal statute governing the imposition of sentences.

Weinland's last post was prophetic, but not in the way he... err.. God intended: Time is Running Out

Can't wait for next sermon!

Tick Tock

Dillweed

Ronald Weinland Prophesies

Special Post

Ronald Weinland Prophesies.

WELL WE FINALLY HAVE IT FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.

Ronald Weinland has prophesied that Christ is coming back on May 27, 2012. Here is an excerpt from his post, Time is Running Out, made on November 8, 2011. Emphasis mine.

God first revealed to His two end-time witnesses, His final two prophets that His Son would return to this earth in a second-coming as King of kings on May 27, 2012. That revelation gave way to numerous other revelations concerning end-time prophetic events. (Oh, goody!)But anyone who hears of this, in the world or in the Church that was scattered, considers this to be absurd, presumptuous, arrogant, and filled with self- aggrandizement. Such was also true concerning the world’s behavior toward Jesus Christ at his first coming.

It matters little that people will not believe God at this time, as disbelief does not prevent God from doing as He will. All that is stated here is true and will come to pass! There is prophecy in the book of Amos that is directly related to what has been written in this posting: (Did you catch that? Amos prophesied about Ron's post! Imagine that.)

“The Lord Eternal will do nothing except He first reveal it unto His servants the prophets. The lion has roared and who will not fear? The Lord Eternal has spoken and who can help but prophesy?” (Amos 3:7-8)

Yes, God reveals to His prophets in advance what He is bringing to pass. (Yep, God speaks through Ron.) Although many in the world and those of the Church that was scattered do not like that a date has been set for the return of Jesus Christ as the Messiah, God has fulfilled His promise to reveal what He does in advance. He has revealed that His Son is to come as the prophesied Messiah on May 27, 2012. I have not given this, but God has given this! Surely, God is not wrong about this, after all He gave this and much more through Jesus to Ron.

The Two Witnesses of Revelation have put in on the line by putting it online. Ronald and Laura Weinland, The Two Witnesses of Revelation announced Armageddon and Christ's impending Return May 12, 2012. *Yawn*

Consider this: Is it possible to mistake yourself for The Two Witnesses of Revelation? Sure is. There are crazy people out there who believe they are. But that is not the point. Most of them are not 'religous' leaders. Ronald Weinland is - at least for a few people willing to give up 10% of their income and more, enough to allow Weinland to have $300,000 house and to travel the world preaching. He is the most boring speaker I have ever heard - ever. But, I digress.

Weinland announces Christ's impending Return. WELL JUST HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS?

First things first - Ron is God's End Time Prophet, an apostle, Zerrubabel 'with the plumb line in his hand' and Spokesman for the Two Witnesses of Revelation. OK. About the only thing he hasn't claimed is a seat next the Throne of God.

Well how does he know? GOD TOLD HIM. Not only did God tell him, but God told him through Jesus himself. So BOTH God and Jesus are in on this. And we can trust them right?

Weinland loves nothing more than to rail on about sinful pride, presumption and the wicked, wicked 'mind' and the wicked world. BOO! Send your kids out on Halloween next year dressed as Ronald and Laura Weinland. That would be in sackcloth and better not be just spiritual - like Ron and Laura.

Satan has been out to get Ron. Sometimes people do not move out of his way when he's walking on a sidewalk. People leave discarded paper towels lying around in restrooms. Ron gets stuck in traffic jams. Satan is persecuting Ron. I, myself, have had a devil of a time in traffic every now and then, too. So, I can relate Ron. It's unfortunate that we get caught up in Satan's attempts to get at you. On the bright side, God and Jesus have sent us Ron and Laura. (Yeah!)What could be better? Pickled eggs?

Ron has doubled down. ALL HIS CREDIBILITY IS ON THE LINE.

Even if things didn't turn out, he says he'd still be an apostle. What?! WTF?! Are you joking?! Seriously, please?!

Yep, that's what he says. Why? Why would anyone believe that he was an apostle if this prophecy fails?

Could anyone in their right mind ever believe him again? IF HE TOLD ME THE SUN WAS RISING IN THE EAST. I'D GOT OUTSIDE TO CHECK.

YES, EVERY SHRED OF HIS CREDIBILITY IS ON THE LINE. MAKE NO MISTAKE. AFTER ALL, GOD TOLD HIM, THROUGH JESUS NO LESS. I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't get it wrong.

CONSIDER: If Ron is an apostle, how could he mistake himself as God's End Time Prophet, Spokesman Witness of Revelation and End Time Zurrubabel? Could that possibly happen, ever?

It would be ONE OF THE BIGGEST, MOST PRESUMPTUOUS AND PRIDEFUL MISTAKES EVER MADE BY AN APOSTLE!! It would be presumptuous beyond all reason!

Weinland has spent the last 3 years presenting himself and his wife as The Two Witnesses of Revelation - God's End Time prophets. Along the way, he 'discovered' that he was also an apostle and the End Time Zerrubabel 'with the plumb line' in his hand set out to restore the scattered church. Woooo-hoo!

When Weinland's, and I emphasize Weinland's, prophecies fail as they surely will, I will post the sermon here where he admits he is a false prophet - forever sealing the fate of THIS RELIGOUS CON MAN.

Tick-Tock

Dillweed

Ronald Weinland: Conditioning the Flock

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Sobered Indeed Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 214 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 26
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Cincinnati this Sabbath. Using biblical stories about the apostles, he’s conditioning the flock for the failure of his prophecies and the ultimate revelation that he’s no Witness.
One week closer.


Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well... 208 days and 30 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed