Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Ronald Weinland Prophesies

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Ronald Weinland Prophesies.

WELL WE FINALLY HAVE IT FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.

Ronald Weinland has prophesied that Christ is coming back on May 27, 2012. Here is an excerpt from his post, Time is Running Out, made on November 8, 2011. Emphasis mine.

God first revealed to His two end-time witnesses, His final two prophets that His Son would return to this earth in a second-coming as King of kings on May 27, 2012. That revelation gave way to numerous other revelations concerning end-time prophetic events. (Oh, goody!)But anyone who hears of this, in the world or in the Church that was scattered, considers this to be absurd, presumptuous, arrogant, and filled with self- aggrandizement. Such was also true concerning the world’s behavior toward Jesus Christ at his first coming.

It matters little that people will not believe God at this time, as disbelief does not prevent God from doing as He will. All that is stated here is true and will come to pass! There is prophecy in the book of Amos that is directly related to what has been written in this posting: (Did you catch that? Amos prophesied about Ron's post! Imagine that.)

“The Lord Eternal will do nothing except He first reveal it unto His servants the prophets. The lion has roared and who will not fear? The Lord Eternal has spoken and who can help but prophesy?” (Amos 3:7-8)

Yes, God reveals to His prophets in advance what He is bringing to pass. (Yep, God speaks through Ron.) Although many in the world and those of the Church that was scattered do not like that a date has been set for the return of Jesus Christ as the Messiah, God has fulfilled His promise to reveal what He does in advance. He has revealed that His Son is to come as the prophesied Messiah on May 27, 2012. I have not given this, but God has given this! Surely, God is not wrong about this, after all He gave this and much more through Jesus to Ron.

The Two Witnesses of Revelation have put in on the line by putting it online. Ronald and Laura Weinland, The Two Witnesses of Revelation announced Armageddon and Christ's impending Return May 12, 2012. *Yawn*

Consider this: Is it possible to mistake yourself for The Two Witnesses of Revelation? Sure is. There are crazy people out there who believe they are. But that is not the point. Most of them are not 'religous' leaders. Ronald Weinland is - at least for a few people willing to give up 10% of their income and more, enough to allow Weinland to have $300,000 house and to travel the world preaching. He is the most boring speaker I have ever heard - ever. But, I digress.

Weinland announces Christ's impending Return. WELL JUST HOW DOES HE KNOW THIS?

First things first - Ron is God's End Time Prophet, an apostle, Zerrubabel 'with the plumb line in his hand' and Spokesman for the Two Witnesses of Revelation. OK. About the only thing he hasn't claimed is a seat next the Throne of God.

Well how does he know?
GOD TOLD HIM. Not only did God tell him, but God told him through Jesus himself. So BOTH God and Jesus are in on this. And we can trust them right?

Weinland loves nothing more than to rail on about sinful pride, presumption and the wicked, wicked 'mind' and the wicked world. BOO! Send your kids out on Halloween next year dressed as Ronald and Laura Weinland. That would be in sackcloth and better not be just spiritual - like Ron and Laura.

Satan has been out to get Ron. Sometimes people do not move out of his way when he's walking on a sidewalk. People leave discarded paper towels lying around in restrooms. Ron gets stuck in traffic jams. Satan is persecuting Ron. I, myself, have had a devil of a time in traffic every now and then, too. So, I can relate Ron. It's unfortunate that we get caught up in Satan's attempts to get at you. On the bright side, God and Jesus have sent us Ron and Laura. (Yeah!)What could be better? Pickled eggs?

Ron has doubled down. ALL HIS CREDIBILITY IS ON THE LINE.

Even if things didn't turn out, he says he'd still be an apostle. What?! WTF?! Are you joking?! Seriously, please?!

Yep, that's what he says. Why? Why would anyone believe that he was an apostle if this prophecy fails?

Could anyone in their right mind ever believe him again? IF HE TOLD ME THE SUN WAS RISING IN THE EAST. I'D GOT OUTSIDE TO CHECK.

YES, EVERY SHRED OF HIS CREDIBILITY IS ON THE LINE. MAKE NO MISTAKE. AFTER ALL, GOD TOLD HIM, THROUGH JESUS NO LESS. I'm pretty sure Jesus didn't get it wrong.

CONSIDER: If Ron is an apostle, how could he mistake himself as God's End Time Prophet, Spokesman Witness of Revelation and End Time Zurrubabel? Could that possibly happen, ever?

It would be ONE OF THE BIGGEST, MOST PRESUMPTUOUS AND PRIDEFUL MISTAKES EVER MADE BY AN APOSTLE!! It would be presumptuous beyond all reason!

Weinland has spent the last 3 years presenting himself and his wife as The Two Witnesses of Revelation - God's End Time prophets. Along the way, he 'discovered' that he was also an apostle and the End Time Zerrubabel 'with the plumb line' in his hand set out to restore the scattered church. Woooo-hoo!

When Weinland's, and I emphasize Weinland's, prophecies fail as they surely will, I will post the sermon here where he admits he is a false prophet - forever sealing the fate of THIS RELIGOUS CON MAN.

Tick-Tock

Dillweed

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I believe God may use Ron in a powerful way.

I picture him preaching through the streets of Jerusalem. No great powers come to him as listed in Rev. 11, but Ron has special powers.

Truly, truly he IS one of the most boring speakers I have ever heard as well. The masses will beg him to stop preaching and boring them to death. In exchange for his stopping preaching, they will agree to repent and thus stave off the Second Coming for 3-5, 10 at the most, 15-20 max for sure.

Ron will announce that "God has merciful given us all more time." And the con will go on.

M.T.Hall

Douglas Becker said...

It seems he was just knighted...

Oh.

No.

He was indicted.

Sorry.

They sound sort of alike.

Anonymous said...

He reminds me of Angela Davis
the black agitator attorney who
I heard speak years ago.
Angie said that if her black brothers
did not have sex at will with our
white sisters then white men
ought to die because they had no love
in their souls.

whew. The GOV have mandated white genocide so Angie's boys get to bonk
forever. She was boring when she said these things.

Truth had a gun, boring or not.