Saturday, February 18, 2012
Ronald Weinland: You Can’t Understand
A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Christ’s Return (Summary)
Countdown: 105 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 12
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Toronto, Canada this Sabbath.
The question of the 5 months was not settled last week as some members did not buy Ron’s baloney… err explanation. A nervous sounding Ron explained that 5 months was not really 5 months. The more he explained the more nervous he sounded. He reminded members that they cannot understand God’s word until God gives it - through him of course. I bet the silence was thundering in his ears. As quickly as possible Ron jumped into the safety of the past the whole Tkach thing *yawn*
The Silent Thunders are thundering ominously. Another week down until Ron’s downfall. On a happier note...
Congratulations on your beautiful baby boy, Kirrily. Yay!
The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...105 days and 12 Sabbaths remain.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.