A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Christ’s Return (Summary)
Countdown: 105 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 12
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0 False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Toronto, Canada this Sabbath.
The question of the 5 months was not settled last week as some members did not buy Ron’s baloney… err explanation. A nervous sounding Ron explained that 5 months was not really 5 months. The more he explained the more nervous he sounded. He reminded members that they cannot understand God’s word until God gives it - through him of course. I bet the silence was thundering in his ears. As quickly as possible Ron jumped into the safety of the past the whole Tkach thing *yawn*
The Silent Thunders are thundering ominously. Another week down until Ron’s downfall. On a happier note...
End Times stuff interests me.
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