Sunday, February 12, 2012

Ronald Weinland: First Witness Second Guesses

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Europe Rising Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 112 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 13
Fulfilled Prophecies: 1
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Watch a cat video

False prophet and Spokesman Witness Ronald Weinland spoke from Denver, CO this Sabbath. The 5 months mentioned in Revelation has started Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron posted a new message on his website. Interestingly he pitched the notion that "if we're wrong... things are still shaping up.." I'm not aware of any prophets in the bible who second guessed the messages God gave them, least of all God's End Time prophet and Spokesman Witness of Revelation.

Eric March seems well positioned with his March 8th prediciton that Ron will admit he's a false prophet. By then, the pressure shoud have him about ready to crack. Tick Tock

During his ‘explanation’ Ron seemed to get a little nervous when he started talking about Europe rising probably due to the absence of Europe rising especially considering all that they are supposed to do. Listening to Ron explain the understanding God has given him is mind bending. Ugh. The good part is that he has dug his hole even deeper and is sticking to May 27th 2012 as the date of Christ’s return.

The Tick Tock ticking is getting louder. Trumpets are still not sounding over three years into Ron’s imaginary Great Tribulation. A wrong prophet is a false prophet. Another week down. Whoo-hoo!

Tick Tock.

The Andrew G. slide rule correction for cats who can't subtract very well...112 days and 13 Sabbaths remain.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


Eric said...

In his latest posting on Ronald he has once again set up a milestone that will yet again result in another own goal. He said -

“Such exaggerated wishful thinking will only lead to a more painful reality once a complete global implosion strikes. The United States has already gone the way of Great Britain after WWII, but it will not address such a truth. Yes, the final prophesied collapse is at the door. At one time it was years away, then months, and now only weeks away.”

I don’t know what definition “weeks is” to him. My logic is it that it can be anything from 2 weeks but any number of weeks that takes it over a month would not qualify. He posted his comments on the 10th of February. One month is March 10th so it has to occur before then but I am willing to apply a little more shrinking by 1 day to bring this to March the 8th to bring it in line with my other Great End of the End Contest date. If by that date the final prophesied collapse and global implosion has not occurred he once again scores an own goal and adds yet again another false prophecy to the impressively increasing number.

And third times a charm .....
On Mikes site it says ”suggests that he’s considering entering a guilty plea in exchange for a lesser sentence prior to the pre-trial conference. March 8th is the current deadline to submit motions relating to that to the judge.”

There is that March the 8th again. I’m doing better with my eights than Ron is with his sevens!

Eric said...

Forgot my accelerating ticks

Tick Tick, Tik Tik, Tc Tc, c c.

Anonymous said...

Talking about inaccuracies....

When did Ron get a prophecy right? You've said he got one right. Which one?

Anonymous said...

I'm wondering also. Which one did Ronald get right?