Monday, December 22, 2008

A Prophet's Log



A Prophet's Log (Flushing Sound)

Countdown: 1253 Days

Number of Fullfilled Prophecies: 0

God’s Witness is Ending. – Pt. 1 (Sermon Summary)

Ron claimed his book 2008: God’s Final Witness was "inspired by God." It sure doesn’t seem inspired by God since it is filled with inaccurate predictions. Ron’s backing off multiple claims he made with certainty. He said there would be no inauguration. Now, he says he doesn’t know if it will happen or not.

Ron is dumbfounded by modern travel. (Big whoop) blah, blah, blah….

Ron rails against pride… blah, blah, blah….

Ron is dumbfounded by Ezekiel’s prophecies… (There’s a trend here.) blah, blah, blah….

1st Trumpet won’t be physically seen. (Imagine that, cause you’ll have to, of course.)

2nd Trumpet – Slowwwwwwly people will 'begin' to ‘see things’ and ‘get stirred up.’ (Hmmm, that sounds like crap and hedging to me.)

Great Tribulation has started…. 1260 days… (Uh-huh)

The economy…. blah, blah, blah….

Thunders and Trumpets to increase… blah, blah, blah….

Ron is ‘the one through whom God is going to fully make clear all that would happened in Revelation.’ And, ‘this is to distinguish through whom He is working.’ - Namely, Ron, of course. (This would require accurate prophecies. None yet, so far.)

Economy, weather, earthquakes to worsen to become far greater… ever increasing… not decreasing during the 7th Seal which was opened December 14th 2008. (Reopened actually.)

The meaning of Revelation can only be revealed through God’s End Time prophet, Ron. (Mmmhhh)

Sometime soon, for 24 hours, everyone will see things that are happening in the atmosphere.

Ron’s prophecy for his ‘enemies’ to ‘die from within’ from April 14, 2008 was renewed – only now this will happen more ‘speedily.’ (Ron received letters from some letting him know they were still healthy. Apparently, he needed to be informed.)

Ron’s commented on how “unbelievable” it is being one of The Two Witnesses. (You betcha, we're having trouble with that, too.)

Ron says that if anyone seeks to harm The Witnesses in any form or fashion… fire proceeds out from their mouths…. BUT, this will not be literal fire…
It will instead be exacting judgments pronounced on them. (Huh? O.K., but fire breath is more compelling.) And whatever the Two Witnesses pronounce WILL COME TO PASS. (Hmmmm…)

The Two Witnesses will have more power than Moses, be able to stop rain, and be able to strike the earth with plagues as often as they wish.

Stay tuned. (Eye roll)

Tick Tock Time is running short.

Dill Weed

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