Monday, October 5, 2009

Double *YAWN*

There are things worse than one Ron sermon per week. Try NINE. Ugh.
Well, I summarize them briefly. You might imagine my boredom. I imagine his listeners especially children squirming in their seats like I did at JW assemblies. Sheesh. We are really waiting for the Last Great Day's sermon.
I'll add to this post the summary from each sermon and do a separate post for the LGD. Ron's pounding the podium. Sigh.
Feast of Taber-Knuckle-Heads (Summary)
Family Pt. 1 (Summary) New Zealand vacation – Ron notes recent earthquakes and typhoons. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Ron marvels. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Can’t grasp and understand. We can’t comprehend. It’s awesome. Family... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah.
Family Pt. 2 Ron comments on the rain he couldn't stop. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Can't begin to grasp and comprehend. Shem, Ham, and Jacob... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Plant life and the trees.... something to drink in... Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah. Ron gets dumbfounded.
Family Pt. 3 Ugh!
I am not going to summarize each sermon. It is too much. I have have been working a lot. Dill Weed, Jr.'s is threatening to run away. I'll tune in for the last great day and we'll see what happens.
Tick Tock
Dill Weed

4 comments:

jack635 said...

Thanks for sparing me the boredom. Without listening to the sermon-fest I know your commentary is accurate. But you save a lot of my time.
What you have written here takes Ron two hours to say. I'd rather read what he has to say in less than a minute.

I will listen to his great last day sermon though. I just can't wait. I'm like a kid a Christmas.

What great secret truth will be revealed by Ron? I patiently await his speech. BTW when is the LGD? I guess I better go to the package site and do a little reading. I hope Ron isn't considering disfellowshipping me on account of my delinquency.

Dill Weed said...

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah-bity-blah-blah.


Pretty well sums it up.

Nothing new or interesting.

Dill Weed

Mark said...

I think Weinland is trying to bore his critics to death. Starve them, maybe they will go away and leave him alone.
It's actually working.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

He's falling down on that.