Wednesday, December 23, 2009

False Prophet, Apostle, Spokesman Witness of Revelation and 'Elijah to Come' Renews Curse of Death!

Say it ain't so!

But, sadly it is.

False prophet, apostle, spokesman Witness of Revelation and End Time Elijah *yawn* has renewed his curse of death on certain COG ministers and those with the gall to mock him.

Shocking, I know. You can read all about it on his blog here. Or you could just take my word for it. Ahh, reading it on his blog isn't that bad. I mean the worse thing that can happen to you is what happened to Dill Weed, Jr. above - a sudden cat nap!

All kidding aside, for some one appointed by God as his End Time Prophet, Apostle, Spokeman Witness of Revelation and (pauses for breath) End Time 'Elijah to Come', Ron seems pretty toothless. Wake up, Jr.

Tick Tock

Dill Weed

22 comments:

Kirrily XPKG said...

Firstly, what a load of blathering.....

"Some who like to ridicule and mock stated this was proof that I was not God’s prophet. On the contrary, it helped establish it. All that is written in 2008 – God’s Final Witness will come to pass exactly as it is written. The prophesied events have not changed and they will occur as written. Timing has changed only a little, but not the events".

OK, so then:-

Page 4, GFW first paragraph: “The proof of the validity of my first book, and now this one, is in the timing and the destruction that follows, exactly as both books describe.” So, it is the TIMING that determines it’s validity.

Oh yes, we do know who the author of confusion is, don't we.

Mark said...

Either Ron is a liar or God is a liar.

My bet is on Ron being the liar.

Nostradennis said...

Personally, Ron is becoming more and more delusional and ill. I would say any mental health expert could see through his ideas about himself and others and think of many with the same ideas who are currently institutionalized.

The non book of Revelation has screwed up more human minds than just about any other human writing.

Let me predict Ron's future. He will become more delusional and frustrated. He will see God's approval of him everywhere and become more and more sure his calling while others see it less and less. He will keep growing older, as will we all. His wife will become ill from all the stress he puts her under. (We have yet to hear how she feels about his role for her. I have never read one line she wrote so don't know her opinion of all this.) Ron, like Dave Pack, will see God repeating the past lives of apostles and their wives as proof he is even more on the right track.

He'll grow older

He'll grow more delusional and ill

Most will finally catch on that he is losing his mind and his ego has him by the throat.

He'll grow older...and then die. And history will wonder what that was all about....even God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit will shake their heads (do they have heads?) and say "Don't look at us...."

His book will be one more collector's item of religion that will be read with a smirk and as a warning to those who will no doubt follow and pull the same religious stunts.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

From what I've heard, Silent Witness Laura is fully invested in Ron's delusions. He related that back in May of 2008 when he was having doubts due to the failure of his prophecies, she talked him out of it.

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