Ronald Weinland: Apocalyptic Boredom

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Ordinations and Baptisms Pt 5 (Summary)
Countdown: 845 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 121
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet Ronald Weinland spoke from Minneapolis, MN this Saturday.

To summarize his blathering: Blah, blah, blah, blah…. (You didin't miss anything.) Weinland’s God given ability to bore shows no sign of weakening.

It won’t be too long before he has to exercise his ability to change timelines again, but remember everything that’s in the book will still happen just later at some unspecified time in the future that is approaching us rapidly. Stay on guard and *fight* for this way of life by sending in your tithes and listening to Ron fumble his way through sermon after sermon.

An interesting article about the false prophet (not Ron in this case).

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Millions to Be Baptized into PKG!

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Ordinations and Baptisms Pt 4 (Summary)
Countdown: 852 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 122
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

The Elijah to come, Ronald Weinland speaks from Dallas, TX this week.

Ron recaps last week’s boring sermon. He doesn’t seem to have much to say. Massive baptisms. Millions. Incredibly exciting. Indeed.

Ron rails and rails, then rants and rails. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Nothing new. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. The audio dropped at the last, thankfully.

Will Ron be addressing the world instead of there being a Super Bowl?

An interesting article regarding the timing of the Two Witnesses.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland Delivers Another Yawner

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Ordinations and Baptisms Pt 3 (Summary)
Countdown: 859 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 123
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

Zerabubbel, ‘with the plum line in his hand’ spoke from Los Angeles, CA today. Moving in theocratic unity PKG members re-arrange their chairs so they can hear the apostle speak.

Elders will meet in Cincinnati to get to know each other and to prepare themselves for mass baptisms. Members are not to stay at the ‘training’ site.

Church will fast in February to help along the process of the removal of the curse upon women. Ron will read from his post on the same. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

Ron beats up on human nature and spends much time on obvious things remarking on how dumbfounding they are. With Ron the obvious is profound and the knowable unknowable.

Ron rants about hair length stating it’s simple and basic though treating it like it is not. Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Blah, blah, blah, blah….

No reference to Haiti or the Thunders. No new prophecy. We seem to be back to ho-hum filler sermons.

Here is an interesting look at End Time events that may happen in 2010, I like how the author explains his point of view. He does a good job qualifying himself like theological Bob.

Cool video of the week.

Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah….

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Ordinations and Baptisms Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 866 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 124
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

From Spokane, WA speaks the end time Zerabubbel ‘with the plum line in his hand’. *Yawn* More on the ordination of women, in expectation of hundreds of thousands who will soon be streaming to PKG.

There will be a fast in February. It is supposed to help members accept the ordination of women and their ‘new’ role in the church.

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. This was a really boring sermon. Ron thinks that other churches only do good works around the holidays. Whatever.

No new prophecies this week.

Did Ron visit this restaurant in Egypt when he saw the pyramids? Were there used paper towels on the bathroom counter? Did Ron have to fight to maintain his loving spirit?

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Telling the End From the Middle of the Beginning of the End.

So did you notice it in Ron's "Elijah to Come" post?

It was there.

A single sentence that makes it possible to predict the end from the middle of the beginning of the end.

I bet you noticed it and groaned. Strangely, it has not received much attention on Weinland mocking blogs.

Here it is: "If God changes or in any fashion alters the timing involved, then He will reveal it through His prophet."

Ron has tipped his hand openly now.

If things don't pan out by late summer 2010 or a little after... TADA! Ron will announce that God has decided to delay the Great Tribulation and all that. Maybe because of another fast or the fervent prayers of the congregation and the Two Witlesses. We are not far from this.

There it is an ugly little truth right out in the open. It is Ron's escape hatch. Sure members will be lost - and there will be a whole theological explanation to go along with this. (Total Resolve II, anyone?)

Forunately, there is ample documentation of Ron's failures. He seems to be set to go the way of Charles Taze Russell, Ellen White and others. However, it is unlikely that any substantial church will be left in his wake. They'd have to bury his books and sermons pretty deep to avoid explaining them.

My hope is that when Ron announces God has delayed the Great Tribulation again that he will lose every follower. I hope it will be clear to them that it is no longer 'just a matter of timing'. Hopefully, the curious will visit anti-Weinland sites.

My hope is that this will break permanently the after effects on former believers of the type of beliefs promoted by the Weinlands. They will be so thoroughly discredited so as to be laughed off - dismissed out of hand.

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed

Ronald Weinland: A Man of Many Self Proclaimed Titles

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Ordinations and Baptisms Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 873 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 125
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

False prophet, apostle, Spokesman Witness, Elijah to Come, and End Time Zerabubbel, Ronald Weinland speaks from Portland, Oregon. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron says that hundreds of thousands will be baptized soon and he can’t comprehend it – which is OK since it won’t happen anyway.

More truths! Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Unless Ron is prophesying or readjusting previous prophecy, I’m not really interested.

God has helped Ron become comfortable with his many titles. (Well, that's a relief.) It just happens that God is using Ron and not anyone else -perhaps because of his humility?

Laura has been receiving insights from God too and has been communicating them to Ron so he can give them to the church.

A bunch of members were made elders so they could baptize the many millions who will be streaming to PKG when the prophecies God gave Ron come true.

Ron’s prophetic track record remains dismal. The fire that is supposed to come out of the Two Witnesses mouths are really Ron’s horrifying proclamations. (Whatever) So far none have died from Ron’s proclamations.

Cool video of the week. (Just for fun)

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed