Saturday, January 9, 2010

Ronald Weinland: Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah….

A Prophet’s Log (Flush)
Ordinations and Baptisms Pt 2 (Summary)
Countdown: 866 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 124
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0

From Spokane, WA speaks the end time Zerabubbel ‘with the plum line in his hand’. *Yawn* More on the ordination of women, in expectation of hundreds of thousands who will soon be streaming to PKG.

There will be a fast in February. It is supposed to help members accept the ordination of women and their ‘new’ role in the church.

Blah, blah, blah, blah…. This was a really boring sermon. Ron thinks that other churches only do good works around the holidays. Whatever.

No new prophecies this week.

Did Ron visit this restaurant in Egypt when he saw the pyramids? Were there used paper towels on the bathroom counter? Did Ron have to fight to maintain his loving spirit?

Tick Tock.

Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed


jack635 said...

There will be a fast in February

That's right Dill. The Second Annual Excuse Fast is approaching. No food or drink for two days, or one day or half a day, or whatever you can manage.(it's the thought that counts) That's why it's a two day fast.

But since I've written this before he has announced it is two days, maybe he will just make it a one day fast.

Mike (Don't Drink the Flavor Aid) said...

ISTR that he said it would only be a one-day fast this time.

jack635 said...

I trust what you say Mike. I missed some of today's sermon. But it should still be called the second annual excuse fast. He will use it to change things the same as last year.

Whisper said...

"Ron thinks that other churches only do good works around the holidays. Whatever."

Ron's church, and I'm being kind using that name, does good works? Good works? I've never heard of ANY of these "good works"? What good work has Rons Cult ever done? I expect they would state they "Fasted for the world during the Tribulation" but none of us "others" outside Rons Cult thinks the Tribulations are on-going. So, what good works?