A Prophet’s Log (Flush)Ordinations and Baptisms Pt 1 (Summary)
Countdown: 873 Days
Remaining Sabbaths: 125
Fulfilled Prophecies: 0
Ron’s Death Toll: 0
False prophet, apostle, Spokesman Witness, Elijah to Come, and End Time Zerabubbel, Ronald Weinland speaks from Portland, Oregon. Blah, blah, blah, blah….
Ron says that hundreds of thousands will be baptized soon and he can’t comprehend it – which is OK since it won’t happen anyway.
More truths! Blah, blah, blah, blah…. Unless Ron is prophesying or readjusting previous prophecy, I’m not really interested.
God has helped Ron become comfortable with his many titles. (Well, that's a relief.) It just happens that God is using Ron and not anyone else -perhaps because of his humility?
Laura has been receiving insights from God too and has been communicating them to Ron so he can give them to the church.
A bunch of members were made elders so they could baptize the many millions who will be streaming to PKG when the prophecies God gave Ron come true.
Ron’s prophetic track record remains dismal. The fire that is supposed to come out of the Two Witnesses mouths are really Ron’s horrifying proclamations. (Whatever) So far none have died from Ron’s proclamations.
Cool video of the week. (Just for fun)
Tick Tock.
Your time runs short, Ron Weinland. Judgment day is coming.
Dill Weed
7 comments:
i can't comprehend it either ronny...after all, you haven't proven any of your BS to get more people to follow you....do us a favor...hold your breath till these millions start following you.
I wonder if the other half of his flock feel slighted because they didn't get a title. Oh wait, the other half consists of children and those who have a facebook account.
OK, so what do you think Ron's motives are for ordaining Audra as an elder this past weekend?
Being an elder means that the IRS has to tiptoe around her a bit more carefully, and the case against her requires more scrutiny should she go from being a "potential" IRS investigation target to an actual one.
Probably before it's all over, Weinland will have ordained the majority of his members.
All hands are needed on deck for massive numbers of baptisms.
Dill Weed
So being an elder may offer Audra some sort of immunity? Makes Weinland that much more of a toad.
No doubt my mother was offended when her name wasn't called for becoming an elder.....if she was even listening.
She's a diehard member, yet knows nothing about the Facebook ban. Weinland sure is talented to put her to sleep.
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